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I'm writing a paper in school about online gaming and need to know the percentage of NS players that are male or female.

Please be honest.

Always honest to scandinavians ;)

i know its not gender related but this could be useful (you never know) http://www.nationstates.net/survey.html#players :)

(male btw)

Can i mess with your poll by posting with puppets?;)

i know its not gender related but this could be useful (you never know) http://www.nationstates.net/survey.html#players :)

(male btw)

Oh, blast it, I´m old at 33...have to go back to my day care unit ;)

Femaaaaaale!

It might just be that I don't like chicks and part of my brain ignores them, but I determined that a lot of my preconcieved notions on the genders of some players that I ran into a lot since the start, have been completely skewed. I thought Eutrusca, for instance, was a woman for a long time.....and I thought Czardas was either genderless or a duck....

I was partially asexual, so I can understand your confusion. :p

Male.

Please be honest.
Well that just made me want to lie! But I didn't.

Simonist']Femaaaaaale!

It might just be that I don't like chicks and part of my brain ignores them, but I determined that a lot of my preconcieved notions on the genders of some players that I ran into a lot since the start, have been completely skewed. I thought Eutrusca, for instance, was a woman for a long time.....and I thought Czardas was either genderless or a duck....
And I was, until yesterday, sure you were a man:)

Wow that survey needs updating :D...

I'm pretty much male, which heavily influenced my voting male in the poll i must say.

Not everyone fits into the binary gender model.

I do, but not everyone does.

And I was, until yesterday, sure you were a man:)
Yeah....last time I EVER name a nation as a follower of Paul Simon.....

Simonist'].....and I thought Czardas was either genderless or a duck....
"Thought"? Why are you using the past tense? Czardas is obviously a duck, and before you right that off as just a stupid Fiddlebottomsism, remember that I was the first one to peg Rotovia- as a Jew. Even he didn't know what he was, but I did.

Not everyone fits into the binary gender model.

I do, but not everyone does.
Whenever anyone brings up that issue it gets very complex very quickly... now i feel is not the time.

"Thought"? Why are you using the past tense? Czardas is obviously a duck, and before you right that off as just a stupid Fiddlebottomsism, remember that I was the first one to peg Rotovia- as a Jew. Even he didn't know what he was, but I did.
Yes, but see, you're very judgmental. I'm just constantly confused. I didn't even TOUCH on my early thoughts about you....

Last night on the radio, some caller said that jazz was the GENDER of music she listened to most. The DJ didn't even bother to correct her, or else didn't notice. :p

Simonist']Yes, but see, you're very judgmental. I'm just constantly confused. I didn't even TOUCH on my early thoughts about you....
I used to think H N Fiddlebottoms VIII was an escapee from the local insane asylum.

Oh wait, he is. :p

Always honest to scandinavians ;)
I'll remember that... Male.

I love my penis.

'Nuff said :cool:

I'd rather say "Too much said" :D

I'd rather say "Too much said" :D
Or maybe not enough....?

Oh wait.

Ew, yeah....too much.

I'd rather say "Too much said" :D
That's almost golden. ^_^

"...Czardas is obviously a duck..."

AFLAC!

I am woman hear me...........wait uh, I am female but I am much to lady-like to.........oh what the heck......................ROAR

I am woman hear me...........wait uh, I am female but I am much to lady-like to.........oh what the heck......................ROAR
Did I ever mention that the first few times you and I butted heads, I figured you were a guy?
Worse than assuming Czardas is a duck.

Simonist']Yes, but see, you're very judgmental. I'm just constantly confused. I didn't even TOUCH on my early thoughts about you....
Oh, come on, I love the abuse, and I hate the suspense!

I used to think H N Fiddlebottoms VIII was an escapee from the local insane asylum.
You're just jealous because none of the cool nut houses were willing to take you. I got to go hang with the serial killers while you were stuck with the regular losers.

Simonist']Did I ever mention that the first few times you and I butted heads, I figured you were a guy?
Worse than assuming Czardas is a duck.
The only thing worse than assuming I am a duck is assuming I am... "interested in" a certain NS poster whose name we won't get into atm. ^_^

You officially fail. Admission to the Cult of Czardas has been denied for another 3,000,000 years, at which time you may re-apply.

The only thing worse than assuming I am a duck is assuming I am... "interested in" a certain NS poster whose name we won't get into atm. ^_^

You officially fail. Admission to the Cult of Czardas has been denied for another 3,000,000 years, at which time you may re-apply.
Who said I wanted to be in the Cult anyway? Is that a requirement for cohabitation now?

You're just jealous because none of the cool nut houses were willing to take you. I got to go hang with the serial killers while you were stuck with the regular losers.
Then again, who ended up getting more ... time ... from other NS posters? Try to match 23,837.396 years. ;)

Simonist']Who said I wanted to be in the Cult anyway? Is that a requirement for cohabitation now?
No, it's not. My parents aren't members.

As for whether or not you wanted to be in the Cult...I applied for you. ^_^ I also denied you three times so far. You can be very persistent. :p

(No, j/k. That just means you can't apply for the Cult if you wanted to for the next 3 million years. Although I still suspect you're just jealous. ;))

Simonist']Did I ever mention that the first few times you and I butted heads, I figured you were a guy?
Worse than assuming Czardas is a duck.
yeah I get that a lot, most people when they encounter me online think I am about 40 and male. no idea why. The fact is I am a 23 year old female, and it freaks people out:eek:

yeah I get that a lot, most people when they encounter me online think I am about 40 and male. no idea why. The fact is I am a 23 year old female, and it freaks people out:eek:
Yeah, they assume I'm about 25 and male. Not as extreme an age difference (I'm only 19), but at least I understand where they get it. Stupid name choice.

Then again, who ended up getting more ... time ... from other NS posters? Try to match 23,837.396 years. ;)
I have a feeling that "time" is a euphamism for something, I also have a feeling that that something is curdled milk. In which case, "years" is gallons. So you've stolen 23,000 gallons of curdled milk, very clever.

A female here...

Simonist']Yeah, they assume I'm about 25 and male. Not as extreme an age difference (I'm only 19), but at least I understand where they get it. Stupid name choice.
19?! For some reason I thought you were older than that...



...I've just realized a very frightening thing. That puts you within "range"! :eek:

19?! For some reason I thought you were older than that...



...I've just realized a very frightening thing. That puts you within "range"! :eek:
Are you going to start shelling other NSers again? I thought you learned your lesson last time when they took away your artillery division.

Simonist']Yeah, they assume I'm about 25 and male. Not as extreme an age difference (I'm only 19), but at least I understand where they get it. Stupid name choice.
when I first noticed you posting you seemed to me to be like a 30 year old female. old enough to have a firm idea about what you thought about life but young enough to still have an open mind. always female though.;)

19?! For some reason I thought you were older than that...



...I've just realized a very frightening thing. That puts you within "range"! :eek:
Damn, I'm running late, I wish I hadn't seen that!

What the HELL do you mean by "range"? If it's what I think it is....

Anyway, thanks for thinking I was older, I guess.

I'm out for real! IM me if you want.

Are you going to start shelling other NSers again? I thought you learned your lesson last time when they took away your artillery division.
You misunderstand me.

The only person I've ever shelled was Amyntos, and frankly they deserved it for going off and committing genocide. But I'm running off on a tangent.

Male.

As for age, because it seems to be becoming popular...

*counts on fingers* *runs out* *takes of shoes*

I'm 19.

when I first noticed you posting you seemed to me to be like a 30 year old female. old enough to have a firm idea about what you thought about life but young enough to still have an open mind. always female though.;)
My parents had raised me to be fiercely independent, so I was not only pretty much taking care of myself by 15, but also disconnected myself from their views and opinions to formulate my own. It's for that reason that I think a lot of people think I'm more mature, and therefore older, than I actually am.

So thank my dad that I'm not a total troll, I guess...

Edit: OK, call me retarded (actually don't), but I just remembered that I can post on my PSP, so, um.....I'm not leaving after all.

You misunderstand me.

The only person I've ever shelled was Amyntos, and frankly they deserved it for going off and committing genocide. But I'm running off on a tangent.
I missed something. Better be ready for Czadras shellings.

*enlists in the Czadras Artillery*

Simonist']What the HELL do you mean by "range"? If it's what I think it is....
It probably is. ;)

Simonist']
Anyway, thanks for thinking I was older, I guess.

I'm out for real! IM me if you want.
I would if I were on my computer, but I'm unfortunately not. Anyway....

You misunderstand me.

The only person I've ever shelled was Amyntos, and frankly they deserved it for going off and committing genocide. But I'm running off on a tangent.
I think that your anti-sexualism is starting to slip then. Such a shame since you've managed to hold it up for so long, but all things must pass after 2 or 3 millenia.

Simonist']My parents had raised me to be fiercely independent, so I was not only pretty much taking care of myself by 15, but also disconnected myself from their views and opinions to formulate my own. It's for that reason that I think a lot of people think I'm more mature, and therefore older, than I actually am.

So thank my dad that I'm not a total troll, I guess...

Edit: OK, call me retarded (actually don't), but I just remembered that I can post on my PSP, so, um.....I'm not leaving after all.
yeah I got kicked out at 16 and was pretty much on my own after that, not that I wasn't pretty independent as a child anyway, I think I am too grown up for 23 I have had to be too responsible and that is why people think I am 40ish.

Simonist']My parents had raised me to be fiercely independent, so I was not only pretty much taking care of myself by 15, but also disconnected myself from their views and opinions to formulate my own. It's for that reason that I think a lot of people think I'm more mature, and therefore older, than I actually am. The same thing happens to me all the time online, actually. Innumerable people have mistaken me for at least an 18-year-old. Of course, there are the people who think I'm 13 or 14, like Colodia, but he's just weird/jealous/wants company.

Simonist']Edit: OK, call me retarded (actually don't), but I just remembered that I can post on my PSP, so, um.....I'm not leaving after all.
See, nobody can ever leave NS, except through death, for long periods of time! :D

to be honest im female and thats the truth:)

yeah I got kicked out at 16 and was pretty much on my own after that, not that I wasn't pretty independent as a child anyway, I think I am too grown up for 23 I have had to be too responsible and that is why people think I am 40ish.
Thats what NS is for. A chance to be immature, a chance to not care.

I think that your anti-sexualism is starting to slip then. Such a shame since you've managed to hold it up for so long, but all things must pass after 2 or 3 millenia.
It's hard to keep up appearances for 73,459,432,048,583,164,550,373,910,483,402,572,567,503,481,495,204,303,430,379,686 years, 403,492,336 months, 3,981,581,775 days, 3,601,330,583 minutes, 144,905,850,736,755,858,039,938 seconds, and ... ok, ok, whatever! I'll stop! :rolleyes: :p :D

u got kiked out :eek: omg

Thats what NS is for. A chance to be immature, a chance to not care.
Dang, I knew I was doing something wrong here.

You guys would do a lot better to hang out at a coffee shop with me if you wanted to see the real, relaxed, amusing me.....instead, around here, I'm just always trying to figure out how to fool people with their own words. Cruel female power play, but my friends IRL are too smart for it.

u got kiked out :eek: omg
Snoop around long enough and you'll find dirt on almost everybody here.

Simonist']Snoop around long enough and you'll find dirt on almost everybody here.
i know u replyed my thing but this guy said he got kiked out :eek:

Simonist']Dang, I knew I was doing something wrong here.

You guys would do a lot better to hang out at a coffee shop with me if you wanted to see the real, relaxed, amusing me.....instead, around here, I'm just always trying to figure out how to fool people with their own words. Cruel female power play, but my friends IRL are too smart for it.
I, on the other hand, am as cynically witty, mordant, and cutting IRL as I am here. Always. Especially when I'm hanging out at a coffee shop with someone. :D

Of course, I don't have any people to "hang out" with, so that goes down the drain too.

i know u replyed my thing but this guy said he got kiked out :eek:
Actually, that girl said she got kicked out.

Yeah, it's amazing how much crap I've learned about the people I debate. Half these people could turn their lives into an After School Special (myself included, unfortunately).

Simonist']Dang, I knew I was doing something wrong here.

You guys would do a lot better to hang out at a coffee shop with me if you wanted to see the real, relaxed, amusing me.....instead, around here, I'm just always trying to figure out how to fool people with their own words. Cruel female power play, but my friends IRL are too smart for it.
There are lots of people on NS I would like to meet in real life, just to see how different they are. I think a lot of people would be suprised about how serious I am about life, it's been kind of forced on me. But I also manage to have fun.

A large part of being mature, is knowing when and how to be immature.

I, on the other hand, am as cynically witty, mordant, and cutting IRL as I am here. Always. Especially when I'm hanging out at a coffee shop with someone. :D

Of course, I don't have any people to "hang out" with, so that goes down the drain too.
whats every1 on about?

I, on the other hand, am as cynically witty, mordant, and cutting IRL as I am here. Always. Especially when I'm hanging out at a coffee shop with someone. :D

Of course, I don't have any people to "hang out" with, so that goes down the drain too.
IRL, I actually try to be nice, so I don't say much of anything. I'm still a mean bastard with no respect for anyone, I'm just a quiet, mean bastard with no respect for anyone.

Simonist']Actually, that girl said she got kicked out.

Yeah, it's amazing how much crap I've learned about the people I debate. Half these people could turn their lives into an After School Special (myself included, unfortunately).
girl guy whatever does it look like i care? :)

i know u replyed my thing but this guy said he got kiked out :eek:
"Guy"?

Personally, I'd like to be kicked out. I can get my own apartment, find a job fairly easily, play NS, study at one of the local universities, generally have fun.

Although I'm anyway finishing high school this year (a year ahead of most people) so thus I'll probably be able to do that anyway, w00t!

girl guy whatever does it look like i care? :)
what is the point of this game any way?

I, on the other hand, am as cynically witty, mordant, and cutting IRL as I am here. Always. Especially when I'm hanging out at a coffee shop with someone. :D

Of course, I don't have any people to "hang out" with, so that goes down the drain too.
Czadras, if this wasn't you I'd think you were flirting. ;)

Either the end of the world is coming, or you deserve a party.

*throws party for Czadras*

what is the point of this game any way?
any1 that wants to move out, put this down :;)

There are lots of people on NS I would like to meet in real life, just to see how different they are. I think a lot of people would be suprised about how serious I am about life, it's been kind of forced on me. But I also manage to have fun.
I actually prefer some people's NS personalities to the way they claim to be IRL. I also don't want anyone to see what I actually look like, so I probably wouldn't want to meet too many NSers IRL.

Czadras, if this wasn't you I'd think you were flirting.

Either the end of the world is coming, or you deserve a party.

*throws party for Czadras*
I think that puberty has finally hit him, most fascinating.

Czadras, if this wasn't you I'd think you were flirting. ;)

Either the end of the world is coming, or you deserve a party.

*throws party for Czadras*
I fear that's what he meant by "in range".

Oh dear.

That's like, the sixteenth online flirt I've recieved this week.....though nine were from the same guy, so maybe they don't all count.....

"Guy"?

Personally, I'd like to be kicked out. I can get my own apartment, find a job fairly easily, play NS, study at one of the local universities, generally have fun.

Although I'm anyway finishing high school this year (a year ahead of most people) so thus I'll probably be able to do that anyway, w00t!
Its a good life. I still live in my hometown, but not at home. I work, live, study, play. It would be the ideal lifestyle if it worn't for all of those pesky classes (I actually love my classes). I don't think I could ever live at home again.

I think that puberty has finally hit him, most fascinating.
can any1 help me? what do i do on this game?:confused:

Czadras, if this wasn't you I'd think you were flirting. ;) I'm glad that you can tell what's sarcasm and what isn't. You get 1.5 Czardaian Points of Approval and a quarter of a brownie. :D

Either the end of the world is coming, or you deserve a party.

*throws party for Czadras*
Both, actually.

Simonist']I fear that's what he meant by "in range".

Oh dear.

That's like, the sixteenth online flirt I've recieved this week.....though nine were from the same guy, so maybe they don't all count.....
Well, you could count them to boost your count.

Only sixteen:eek:

*flirts*

I'm glad that you can tell what's sarcasm and what isn't. You get 1.5 Czardaian Points of Approval and a quarter of a brownie. :D


Both, actually.
Sarcasm? *scratches head*

Yay, brownie:D

I think that puberty has finally hit him, most fascinating.PWNED! /bows

I have been an adult for most of my childhood life, apparently. I never had time to have fun...

am i invisable or what WHAT DO I DO ON DIS GAME????????///:confused: :confused: :confused:

"Guy"?

Personally, I'd like to be kicked out. I can get my own apartment, find a job fairly easily, play NS, study at one of the local universities, generally have fun.

Although I'm anyway finishing high school this year (a year ahead of most people) so thus I'll probably be able to do that anyway, w00t!

highschool? wow i thought you were a lot older

Simonist']That's like, the sixteenth online flirt I've recieved this week.....though nine were from the same guy, so maybe they don't all count.....
You bothered to count them, I see. Certainly that shows a very modest personality with no desire whatsoever for attention. :rolleyes:

am i invisable or what WHAT DO I DO ON DIS GAME????????///:confused: :confused: :confused:
Well, some people roleplay, others just answer issues. But the truly talented ones goof off on general.:fluffle:

am i invisable or what WHAT DO I DO ON DIS GAME????????///:confused: :confused: :confused:
This forum isn't for really any game play, it's just more of a general discussion forum. It's the only forum I can walk you through, however.

Somebody else want to help this guy out with the overall layout of forums and the game? I'm actually AT lunch now, so I'll be out for awhile.....

Peace.

You bothered to count them, I see. Certainly that shows a very modest personality with no desire whatsoever for attention. :rolleyes:
can some1 please help me im new on this game and i dno what to do

Simonist']This forum isn't for really any game play, it's just more of a general discussion forum. It's the only forum I can walk you through, however.

Somebody else want to help this guy out with the overall layout of forums and the game? I'm actually AT lunch now, so I'll be out for awhile.....

Peace.
thanks... but im a gal not a guy

highschool? wow i thought you were a lot older
See? Everyone tends to mistake me for at least 18...

I am supposedly a very mature high school student who has the same view of the world as a disillusioned, pessimistic veteran of <insert war here> who watched his <insert relative here>s get killed by friendly fire...thus, the mistake.

See? Everyone tends to mistake me for at least 18...

I am supposedly a very mature high school student who has the same view of the world as a disillusioned, pessimistic veteran of <insert war here> who watched his <insert relative here>s get killed by friendly fire...thus, the mistake.
cya later all ill be back soon

This poll should include some funny option.

I don't remember, is it something important? came instantly into my mind...

See? Everyone tends to mistake me for at least 18...

I am supposedly a very mature high school student who has the same view of the world as a disillusioned, pessimistic veteran of <insert war here> who watched his <insert relative here>s get killed by friendly fire...thus, the mistake.


i thought you were at least 25

To that poster who's asking about how to play the game:

One link (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Gameplay).

Here you go. :)

~The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas~

transgendered... MTF

i thought you were at least 25
Uh...thanks? ;)

Wouldn't mind being 25, as a matter of fact. No parents, college finished, I can actually get a job and find something I really like doing... :p Or I could be dead. Who knows?

Uh...thanks? ;)

Wouldn't mind being 25, as a matter of fact. No parents, college finished, I can actually get a job and find something I really like doing... :p Or I could be dead. Who knows?

:) 25 sounds nice right about now but Im still getting there :P...hopefully

:) 25 sounds nice right about now but Im still getting there :P...hopefully
Unless you have a real reason not to, like me, you probably will get to 25...

Unless you have a real reason not to, like me, you probably will get to 25...

I know you probably wont explain that but im thoroughly intrigued :)

:) 25 sounds nice right about now but Im still getting there :P...hopefully

Uh...thanks?

Wouldn't mind being 25, as a matter of fact. No parents, college finished, I can actually get a job and find something I really like doing... Or I could be dead. Who knows?

Nah.....25 is when you start to get old......... then you are a quarter of a century old.........LOL:D

Nah.....25 is when you start to get old......... then you are a quarter of a century old.........LOL:D


LOL:D never thought of it that way

I know you probably wont explain that but im thoroughly intrigued :)
With 28 suicide attempts and counting, the likelihood I'll survive to 18 is down to odds of 276 to 1. The likelihood of my surviving to 25 is down to 42 to 1...

Nah.....25 is when you start to get old......... then you are a quarter of a century old.........LOL:DQuarter of a century? You mean, 100 years? Old for me is when you start getting past your 5000th quadrupe! :p (A quadrupe is 4094 eons; an eon is 85,000 aerions... do I really need to explain to you what an aerion is???)

With 28 suicide attempts and counting, the likelihood I'll survive to 18 is down to odds of 276 to 1. The likelihood of my surviving to 25 is down to 42 to 1...

Quarter of a century? You mean, 100 years? Old for me is when you start getting past your 5000th quadrupe! :p (A quadrupe is 4094 eons; an eon is 85,000 aerions... do I really need to explain to you what an aerion is???)


Im not sure what to say except I hope thats sarcasm and whats an aerion lol?

Im not sure what to say except I hope thats sarcasm
Czardas? Sarcastic? Never, he is as honest and pure of heart as any other.

Im not sure what to say except I hope thats sarcasm and whats an aerion lol?
Czadras? Sarcastic? Nooooooooo.
He doesn't know what an aerion is:eek:
*very sneakly checks google*
:eek:

Czadras? Sarcastic? Nooooooooo.
Hah, beat you to it.

Czardas? Sarcastic? Never, he is as honest and pure of heart as any other.


his sarcasm is legendary lol

Im not sure what to say except I hope thats sarcasm and whats an aerion lol?
An aerion is the shortest measurable unit of time, supposedly as equivalent to 4 Multiversal Nanoseconds, or about 17,591 Earth years.

Czadras? Sarcastic? Nooooooooo.
He doesn't know what an aerion is:eek:
*very sneakly checks google*
:eek:

he?
<------ looky lol

his sarcasm is legendary lol
Me? Sarcasm? Unheard of. I never use sarcasm! Trust these two honest gentlemen!

Hah, beat you to it.
:headbang:

An aerion is the shortest measurable unit of time, supposedly as equivalent to 4 Multiversal Nanoseconds, or about 17,591 Earth years.

:confused: ok forget i asked

he?
<------ looky lol
I think he was referring to himself there in the third person as usual. It is obviously a sign of great modesty.

Me? Sarcasm? Unheard of. I never use sarcasm! Trust these two honest gentlemen!

Heh, ill believe that when i see it.

I think he was referring to himself there in the third person as usual. It is obviously a sign of great modesty.
It shows his great enlightenment in having seperated mind and body so completely that he know longer views his body as part of him.
I am very impressed.

Nah.....25 is when you start to get old......... then you are a quarter of a century old.........LOL:D
And of course, you feel obligated to say that, because you're almost there? :p

Oh, that's right. I went there.

I'm in a glib little mood after that sushi rendevous

I think he was referring to himself there in the third person as usual. It is obviously a sign of great modesty.


oh right of course

he?
<------ looky lol
Sorry.

Would you belive me if I said the S on my keyboard doesn't work:D

Sorry.

Would you belive me if I said the S on my keyboard doesn't work:D


it worked three times in your last post :D

it worked three times in your last post :D
:DI know that. So am I to take that as a no?

it worked three times in your last post :D
An ability to point out the excruciatingly obvious can prove useful when working with such people. ^_^

An ability to point out the excruciatingly obvious can prove useful when working with such people. ^_^
Don't tell her...

Male.

An ability to point out the excruciatingly obvious can prove useful when working with such people. ^_^

So Ive noticed :D

Don't tell her...
I'd never dream of doing such a thing. How could you possibly doubt me?

I'd never dream of doing such a thing. How could you possibly doubt me?
Beats me:confused:

I'm almost terrified at the male:female ration here. Is this why there are so few intelligent discussions week to week? ;)

Simonist']I'm almost terrified at the male:female ration here. Is this why there are so few intelligent discussions week to week? ;)
Because the intelligent ones stay away from the potetionly intellegint conversation, knowing it will degenerate in flame wars? Yes.

Too late Ive already noticed

Simonist']I'm almost terrified at the male:female ration here. Is this why there are so few intelligent discussions week to week? ;)
ANd then you have to remember that every Interweb Female has a 50% of being a dirty old man who is merely playing the part.
This confirms that NS is populated, almost exclusively, by perverted, creepy guys.

Simonist']I'm almost terrified at the male:female ration here. Is this why there are so few intelligent discussions week to week? ;)
Touché.

Actually, there are plenty of intelligent discussions. Your inability to notice them may have something to do with it...

(Parried. Your thrust.)

ANd then you have to remember that every Interweb Female has a 50% of being a dirty old man who is merely playing the part.
This confirms that NS is populated, almost exclusively, by perverted, creepy guys.
Simonist, is there something you need to tell us?

(KIDDING:) )

ANd then you have to remember that every Interweb Female has a 50% of being a dirty old man who is merely playing the part.
This confirms that NS is populated, almost exclusively, by perverted, creepy guys.


Noticed that too lol:D

ANd then you have to remember that every Interweb Female has a 50% of being a dirty old man who is merely playing the part.
This confirms that NS is populated, almost exclusively, by perverted, creepy guys.
So I guess I'm better off not trusting the lot of you.

Except YOU, Fiddlebottoms.....you'd never do me wrong, would you?

Simonist']So I guess I'm better off not trusting the lot of you.

Precisely. Pick you up for dinner tonight?

Simonist']So I guess I'm better off not trusting the lot of you.

Except YOU, Fiddlebottoms.....you'd never do me wrong, would you?
Of course not, Fiddlebottoms' motives are obviously nothing but honorable and he would never try to do anything wrong towards you.

Touché.

Actually, there are plenty of intelligent discussions. Your inability to notice them may have something to do with it...

(Parried. Your thrust.)
Am I to blame that my consideration of "intellectual fodder" is at a higher level?

Simonist, is there something you need to tell us?
Yeah. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right....it's better than yours.....

God, you made me go and quote rap!
You're so going down.

Precisely. Pick you up for dinner tonight?
Yeah, yeah.....see you at eight....

Precisely. Pick you up for dinner tonight?
No, no, no. That's far too obvious. This victim requires subtlety. Spend a lot of time debating her and find out what her weaknesses are. Then you can pick her up and inflict your sadistic will upon her, etc.

Take it from a seasoned professional. ^_^

Simonist']Am I to blame that my consideration of "intellectual fodder" is at a higher level?
It is? How peculiar. One would think that you would post primarily in threads at your intellectual level in that case. As it is your choice of threads tells a great deal about your intellectual level...

Simonist']And of course, you feel obligated to say that, because you're almost there? :p

Oh, that's right. I went there.

I'm in a glib little mood after that sushi rendevous
yeah, when my husband turned 25 we had a big joke about him being a quarter of a century old, then when he turned 30 this year (in Jan) we made a big joke about him being over the hill, next year I think I am going to do his age in binary on his cake (some candles lit,some not accordingly) and make a joke about it being too dangerous to light 31 candles (I figure I should get all of this out of the way now because I am going to leave him alone about it after he is 40):p

No, no, no. That's far too obvious. This victim requires subtlety. Spend a lot of time debating her and find out what her weaknesses are. Then you can pick her up and inflict your sadistic will upon her, etc.

Take it from a seasoned professional. ^_^
Why should I trust you?

It is? How peculiar. One would think that you would post primarily in threads at your intellectual level in that case. As it is your choice of threads tells a great deal about your intellectual level...
My choice of threads tells nothing of my intellectual level -- I prefer to use the online forums to let myself relax, rather than take the time to go to verbal war. That's what real life is for, and I get at least 6 hours a day with it with my boyfriend, my friends, and my parents.....

Forums are like my vacation.

No, no, no. That's far too obvious. This victim requires subtlety. Spend a lot of time debating her and find out what her weaknesses are. Then you can pick her up and inflict your sadistic will upon her, etc.

Take it from a seasoned professional. ^_^
And what the hell do you know about that, having not yet victimized me? :rolleyes:

Why should I trust you?
You shouldn't. Do the exact opposite of everything I say and see how that turns out. :rolleyes:

It is? How peculiar. One would think that you would post primarily in threads at your intellectual level in that case. As it is your choice of threads tells a great deal about your intellectual level...Because the intelligent ones stay away from the potetionly intellegint conversation, knowing it will degenerate in flame wars? Yes......Didn't I already go over this (I was covering for us, come on, stick with the program)

Why should I trust you?

now theres an interesting question

Simonist']My choice of threads tells nothing of my intellectual level -- I prefer to use the online forums to let myself relax, rather than take the time to go to verbal war. That's what real life is for, and I get at least 6 hours a day with it with my boyfriend, my friends, and my parents.....

Forums are like my vacation.
I see. That gives you a very obvious reason to complain about the quality of threads on this site, of course.


Simonist']
And what the hell do you know about that, having not yet victimized me? :rolleyes:
Ah, but what did I say about you there? ;)

Ah, but what did I say about you there? ;)
Oh, you know you think about it AAALLLLLLLL the time......

Yes......Didn't I already go over this (I was covering for us, come on, stick with the program)
I see. You think I will believe that?

I see. You think I will believe that?
No. But it was worth a shot;)

Simonist']Oh, you know you think about it AAALLLLLLLL the time......See, it was a mistake for you to tell me about your plan to manipulate humanity... I see right through your evil plan! You are trying to convince me I "like" you. Putting aside what I have actually said and done, it's obvious that that isn't true. Thus there are only a few reasons why you could be doing that....... :p

No. But it was worth a shot;)
Famous last words, dear.....

See, it was a mistake for you to tell me about your plan to manipulate humanity... I see right through your evil plan! You are trying to convince me I "like" you. Putting aside what I have actually said and done, it's obvious that that isn't true. Thus there are only a few reasons why you could be doing that....... :p
Because you like her?

*is not in on the plot* :innocent:

See, it was a mistake for you to tell me about your plan to manipulate humanity... I see right through your evil plan! You are trying to convince me I "like" you. Putting aside what I have actually said and done, it's obvious that that isn't true. Thus there are only a few reasons why you could be doing that....... :p
But I'm not trying to manipulate humanity.....just select ex-boyfriends from whom I still want something.

And that, my dear Czardas, is a woman's RIGHT.

No. But it was worth a shot;)
iSalute. You get another brownie.

iSalute. You get another brownie.
*dances*

Because you like her?

*is not in on the plot* :innocent:
Take another shot, Branin.

Simonist']But I'm not trying to manipulate humanity.....just select ex-boyfriends from whom I still want something.

And that, my dear Czardas, is a woman's RIGHT.
Like your car?

Simonist']But I'm not trying to manipulate humanity.....just select ex-boyfriends from whom I still want something.

And that, my dear Czardas, is a woman's RIGHT.

Yay for women:D

Take another shot, Branin.
Just a sec, let me reload.

Like your car?
Hmmmm. Very intuitive.

Have we met?

Simonist']But I'm not trying to manipulate humanity.....just select ex-boyfriends from whom I still want something.

And that, my dear Czardas, is a woman's RIGHT.
Show me the passage in the Declaration of Sentiments and I might believe you.

Show me the passage in the Declaration of Sentiments and I might believe you.
Sorry, buddy. If you've got man-gear, you're not allowed access to that highly sensitive document.

And somehow, I suspect you've got man-gear.

Yay for women:D
I beg to differ... What some of them have done to me. It's awful. :(


;)

Simonist']Hmmmm. Very intuitive.

Have we met?
Seems unlikely. By the way, I found your wallet. It was under the back seat.

Simonist']Sorry, buddy. If you've got man-gear, you're not allowed access to that highly sensitive document.

And somehow, I suspect you've got man-gear.
You suspect rightly, and no, I'm not about to castrate myself just to prove a point. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I'm really leaving now. I'll be back probably tonight. That was fun. ;)

Seems unlikely. By the way, I found your wallet. It was under the back seat.
Crap, was my Visa card still in it?

Rather, IS my Visa card still in it?

I beg to differ... What some of them have done to me. It's awful. :(


;)

thats nice [/no sympathy] :)

Simonist']Crap, was my Visa card still in it?

Rather, IS my Visa card still in it?
Yes and no, respectively.:D

Yes and no, respectively.:D
.....damn you......

You suspect rightly, and no, I'm not about to castrate myself just to prove a point. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I'm really leaving now. I'll be back probably tonight. That was fun. ;)
Oh come on. Wimp.

Anyways, Ciao.

Yes and no, respectively.:D


oooo, you should book into an expensive hotel and put everything on the card...or buy a car

I've got class now, and then lunch. I'll prabably be back later. See you all.

Lol,eleven pages on male or female.

NS owns

oooo, you should book into an expensive hotel and put everything on the card...or buy a car
Well, the problem with that is, I have fraud insurance. And there's no history of either hotels OR cars on my purchases, so they'd call me immediately, and I'd say "Hell no I didn't purchase that!" and they'd track him down and prosecute. And I'd bring him cookies while he's in jail.

Simonist']Well, the problem with that is, I have fraud insurance. And there's no history of either hotels OR cars on my purchases, so they'd call me immediately, and I'd say "Hell no I didn't purchase that!" and they'd track him down and prosecute. And I'd bring him cookies while he's in jail.

Thats too bad but more importantly what type of cookies? ;)

Thats too bad but more importantly what type of cookies? ;)
Double chocolate chip, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin, or snickledoodle....probably switching off.

Dude, that's one of the chickly things I can't get over....I love baking.

Yes and no, respectively.:D
No and yes respectively had been more fun :p

And...Chickly? What's that? Female "dudely"? and what is "dudely"?

No and yes respectively had been more fun :p

And...Chickly? What's that? Female "dudely"? and what is "dudely"?
"Chickly" is like "girly", except that in my mind "chick" has a slightly more feminine connotation than "girl".

Make sense?

Okay. "Girly" is what people say about guys, "chickly" about girls, correct? According to my brother, I'm "chickly". I am also "halfman" and other unnormal things.

Okay. "Girly" is what people say about guys, "chickly" about girls, correct? According to my brother, I'm "chickly". I am also "halfman" and other unnormal things.
Yeah, "chickly" would definitely not apply to guys, whereas "girly" would.

Though I've heard girls being called "dudely" before, despite my personal preference of "guyish".

Here they're generaly just called "outsiders", as are anyone not "normal". Sad actually.

"Guyish" I think I've heard, "dudely" makes me think of Harry Potter :p

Lol,eleven pages on male or female.

NS owns
One week there was a 20 something page thread on those Prussian Blue peoples. Then the next week someone else "discovered" them and we had another 20+ page run. Then the third week they reappeared again, but that time people had more or less had enough of it, so that thread only made it to about page 10.
And Oxwana's lesbian thing was around 25 last time I made fun of her.
However, it makes sense when you consider my aforementioned statement that 90% of the people here are just creepy, perverted old men/teenage boys.

And, yes, Simonist, you can trust me about anything. Which is why you must kill her (you know who) tonight! Kill her before she plots against you again! She is still jealous, still wants to destroy you, but don't give her the chance.

And, yes, Simonist, you can trust me about anything. Which is why you must kill her (you know who) tonight! Kill her before she plots against you again! She is still jealous, still wants to destroy you, but don't give her the chance.
But....but....poison? Or the knife?

Simonist']But....but....poison? Or the knife?
Why make choices you don't have to? Put poison on the knife. A person only gets killed once, so she must have the proper send off.
Then, you must burn the body.

Its been what 3, maybe 4 pages since anyone actually posted if they are male of female.
So to fix that
Male

Its been what 3, maybe 4 pages since anyone actually posted if they are male of female.
So to fix that
Male
Fool, no thread can truly survive if it remains on topic. To last the distance a thread must have 2 or 3 different people hijacking in simultaneous differnt directions.

Fool, no thread can truly survive if it remains on topic. To last the distance a thread must have 2 or 3 different people hijacking in simultaneous differnt directions.
I'd still be jacking, but somehow, because I'm ridiculous and I guess rather masochistic, I got drawn into an abortion argument on the FIRST PAGE....

Why do I do this to myself? :headbang:

Simonist']I'd still be jacking, but somehow, because I'm ridiculous and I guess rather masochistic, I got drawn into an abortion argument on the FIRST PAGE....

Why do I do this to myself? :headbang:
There are some times when saying the whole word is better than dropping the first couple letters, this is one of those times. (And you wonder why some people think you're a guy, I never did because I have the opposite problem and just assume that guys are girls).
And the best way to get out of a serious debate is to just admit the stupid amongst the enemy and move on.

There are some times when saying the whole word is better than dropping the first couple letters, this is one of those times. (And you wonder why some people think you're a guy, I never did because I have the opposite problem and just assume that guys are girls).
And the best way to get out of a serious debate is to just admit the stupid amongst the enemy and move on.
Here's the problem with backing out of the debate now (I can't believe I almost just put down "pulling out"....that sexual language is like a disease); the original poster, who is INTENSELY pro-life, admitted that my points were very well-thought and that they were a good, sensible reason to allow abortion.

That's the most amazing recognition I've EVER gotten from a nemisis, especially one I've never debated before.

Then Dempublicents called me a guy.

Simonist']Here's the problem with backing out of the debate now (I can't believe I almost just put down "pulling out"....that sexual language is like a disease); the original poster, who is INTENSELY pro-life, admitted that my points were very well-thought and that they were a good, sensible reason to allow abortion.

That's the most amazing recognition I've EVER gotten from a nemisis, especially one I've never debated before.
Up to this point, I really didn't see what interested you. So someone doesn't think you are a 'tard and you can respect them in return. That hardly seems a reason to get deep into an argument. It even seems like a reason to agree to disagree while you're a head, then I saw:
Simonist']Then Dempublicents called me a guy.
Give 'em Hell.

Give 'em Hell.
Workin' on it, but it's so fast-paced. I might give up in a few moments....

Simonist']Well, the problem with that is, I have fraud insurance. And there's no history of either hotels OR cars on my purchases, so they'd call me immediately, and I'd say "Hell no I didn't purchase that!" and they'd track him down and prosecute. And I'd bring him cookies while he's in jail.
I'm smarter than cars or hotels. I go more for scooters or some cheap motels lobey closet.

Simonist']Double chocolate chip, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin, or snickledoodle....probably switching off.

Dude, that's one of the chickly things I can't get over....I love baking.
If baking is a chickly thing, I'm hosed. Yay for my chicklyness. (Okay, so I get told often I have a very fem side to me, Oh well.)

There's no Myrth option... I'm perpleaxed.

There's no Myrth option... I'm perpleaxed.
Myrth isn't a gender, it's a sexuality. :p

Myrth isn't a gender, it's a sexuality. :p
Myrth is a state of mind, fool!

i'm female! i should be! cause i have big boobs!

Myrth is a state of mind, fool!
Even i knew that.

Male.

"Thought"? Why are you using the past tense? Czardas is obviously a duck, and before you right that off as just a stupid Fiddlebottomsism, remember that I was the first one to peg Rotovia- as a Jew. Even he didn't know what he was, but I did.
May i point out Rotovia said he was a Jew two or so months ago in one of his threads in the opening lines in fact....

I'm smarter than cars or hotels. I go more for scooters or some cheap motels lobey closet.
Oh, please, the best you could do to slide through undetected is to go live in a freakin' cave.....anything more opulent and they certainly won't be thinking "She's on vacation, how nice". Scooter? SCOOTER? You think I'm the scooter type?

I'm denying you those cookies as of this moment. Bake 'em yourself, Martha Stewart.....

Myrth is a state of mind, fool!
Exactly. They're the same thing.

I'm male, of all things! Zounds!

i'm female! i should be! cause i have big boobs!

Unfortunately, gender is not determined by big boobs... *cringe*

May i point out Rotovia said he was a Jew two or so months ago in one of his threads in the opening lines in fact....
Don't confuse me with the facts!
Actually, could you link to that thread? Maybe I did have a solid reason to believe he was a Jew, other than simple guessing.

Don't confuse me with the facts!
Actually, could you link to that thread? Maybe I did have a solid reason to believe he was a Jew, other than simple guessing.
I still prefer to think that, y'know, maybe you're just....astounding.

Simonist']I still prefer to think that, y'know, maybe you're just....astounding.
I am astounding, it just appears that I am not quite such an astounding judge of ethnicity.

I am astounding, it just appears that I am not quite such an astounding judge of ethnicity.
More People are Jews?

Don't confuse me with the facts!
Actually, could you link to that thread? Maybe I did have a solid reason to believe he was a Jew, other than simple guessing.
Just for you sure.
I still voted no though.:p

Do as you are told and respect Hitler! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447705)

Do as you are told and respect Hitler! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447705)
Somehow I don't remember ever reading that thread, and at that point I don't think Rotovia was aware of the whole maternal ancestory thing, so I am going to continue claiming that I am the supreme judge of everything.

Somehow I don't remember ever reading that thread, and at that point I don't think Rotovia was aware of the whole maternal ancestory thing, so I am going to continue claiming that I am the supreme judge of everything.
Jewish Blood Runs through Jewish veins.

Jewish Blood Runs through Jewish veins.
No, wrong. Formaldehyde runs through the veins of a number of Jews.

Myrth isn't a gender, it's a sexuality. :pMyrth is a state of mind, fool!
Why can't Myrth be both?:confused: :eek:

*shudders*

I am both female and male.

I am both female and male.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3126/offtopic1aj.gif

I am not. It asked me what gender I am and i answered. Idiot.

I am not. It asked me what gender I am and i answered. Idiot.
That topic was abonded long ago. And I'm messing come on. Rule number one, 50% of the people on NS are never serious. Rule number two, the other 50% percent will murder you for having a different favorite food.

Rule number two, the other 50% percent will murder you for having a different favorite food.
It wasn't a food! She was mocking my taste in vodka, and then she dared to claim that the Irish new more about making spirits! What other reaction could one have in face of such ignorance.

It wasn't a food! She was mocking my taste in vodka, and then she dared to claim that the Irish new more about making spirits! What other reaction could one have in face of such ignorance.
You could have done something sensible like torture her loved ones until she changed her views or something....but no. You just had to practice with your hooked sword thing... whatever it was...

You could have done something sensible like torture her loved ones until she changed her views or something....but no. You just had to practice with your hooked sword thing... whatever it was...
It was a Khopesh (We've been over this before (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9840413&postcount=19)! And I wasn't practicing, I just had that in my hand at the time and so it was easier to take her down with that then go out and get the RPG in my car.
For someone who aspires to own the Universe, you are very foolish with words.

FUN FACT: The word Khopesh has been used 6 times on Jolt, all the times were on NS.

That topic was abonded long ago. And I'm messing come on. Rule number one, 50% of the people on NS are never serious. Rule number two, the other 50% percent will murder you for having a different favorite food.


Rule 3: Dont mess with me. =D

This poll should be public.

Rule 3: Dont mess with me. =D
At least not until you are no longer satan.
(Nice post count: 666)

i'm female and 14.

and i stand in awe at your off-topicness skills! :p
and the fluffle smily scares me for some reason. :confused:

i'm female and 14.

and i stand in awe at your off-topicness skills! :p
and the fluffle smily scares me for some reason. :confused:
We have teh uber spaming skills!

Oh and welcome to NS:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I demand an "Other" option for this fascist exclusionary quiz!

J/K ;) Male here.

I am female and 16. Though I do live like a guy ie like girls, hate shopping.
Why are so many of the people on NS male?
:confused:

I am female and 16. Though I do live like a guy ie like girls, hate shopping.
Why are so many of the people on NS male?
:confused:
Probably because we scare off the women.:(

Probably because we scare off the women.:(
You wish :p

You wish :p
:fluffle:

:fluffle:
:fluffle: right back at you. :)
I think you scared the newcomer away, though...
what a shame. I didn't even ge the time to welcome- :fluffle: him. ;)

i'm female and 14.

and i stand in awe at your off-topicness skills! :p
and the fluffle smily scares me for some reason. :confused:
It doesn't scare me, I just dislike it. I have only administered fluffles to one or two NSers in all of my time on this forum.

It was an accident.

:fluffle:

It was a Khopesh (We've been over this before (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9840413&postcount=19)! And I wasn't practicing, I just had that in my hand at the time and so it was easier to take her down with that then go out and get the RPG in my car.
For someone who aspires to own the Universe, you are very foolish with words..
Khopesh, now that was it! I knew it started with a "k" and sounded a little bit like the noise made by a Hungarian sneezing.

As for the RPG in your car or the khopesh...why use either one? I always carry a SmartDeath™ Guided Ammo fully automatic med-range custom-made submachine gun, with bullets guided for essential arteries or the heart and strong enough to pierce a tank. Far more efficient and a higher kill rate. :p

Mr Gigglesworth be a fine example of the Male Species.

Khopesh, now that was it! I knew it started with a "k" and sounded a little bit like the noise made by a Hungarian sneezing.
It is only the greastest contribution that egypt has made in the History of anything to anything! (Pyramids suck!)
As for the RPG in your car or the khopesh...why use either one? I always carry a SmartDeath™ Guided Ammo fully automatic med-range custom-made submachine gun, with bullets guided for essential arteries or the heart and strong enough to pierce a tank. Far more efficient and a higher kill rate. :p
I'm an old school killer. You can play around with your modern toys, but when it comes down to it, a machine gun is rather worthless when your head has been severed or the car you were riding in has exploded.

male

aww man! you get to write a report about online gaming (even if it's just genders)!