NationStates Jolt Archive

HI! I'm an American(no wait, calm down. I'm the nice kind!).

I have some new Danish students at my school, and I'm interested in one of them.
Are there any Danish customs or anything that I should be aware of? What do Danes think of the US?
How do you date?

Help me! I'm only 15 and have been on few dates!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark

Generally, Danes are likely to think the same way everybody else does - namely "diversified".
One Dane is different from another Dane. That being said, Danish Forces took part in the Iraq War, and are still there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark

Generally, Danes are likely to think the same way everybody else does - namely "diversified".
One Dane is different from another Dane. That being said, Danish Forces took part in the Iraq War, and are still there.
You lie! Danes are all clones of Yuri Gagarin that were made by the Russians in an attempt to invade space. However, the DNA of some Great Danes and Breakfast Pastries got mixed in with the vat and that cause an entire race of superhuman space men/dogs to be born. The Soviets immediatly had to expell these noble people, but not before making them severely mentally handicapped, which brought them back down to the level of humans from their godlike mental heights.
Now the Danish are forced to hide among mortals and await the day that their Messiah will arise and allow them to reclaim the promised land of Siberia and restore peace on Earth for 1000 years before holding a general election.

Typical Danis Customs are the Rear sniffing greeting and stabbing each other with a fork during the act of procreation. (However, when stabbing you must keep what you are doing secret until you have successfully struck, or else they will get embarrased and pretend to be scared).

Bewary of The Danish Pirates!
All Danes are Vikings or Accountants and are allergic to Peanuts and Sweden.

Just ask her if she wants to go pillaging with you, and afterwards grab some roast boar and mead.