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I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"
Can you say "Random Rotovia Rant" boys and girls? :D

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"

1: Hey, I say "eh" all the time, man. I love it!

2: I pronounce it that way, but not around family members. I'll surely be jumped if I do.

3: :D

4: Truth.

5: *shakes fist*

6: Hmm, no.

7: Hahaha, you have a point. :D

8: My thoughts exactly.

9: We'll just have to see about that one of these days.

10: *prepares to assault Rotovia with a buttload of quotes* Oh, and it's asshat. Why? It sounds funnier.

*runs*

Can you say "Random Rotovia Rant" boys and girls? :D
I can feel a song coming on...

"What time is it boys and girls?"

"Random Rotovia Rant Time!"

"Oooooooh.....

Random Rotovia Rant,
its Righteous, Random & Rude
its Reprehensible, Racketing & Right
It's Romping, Rapscallion & Ripe
It's Rolling in Self-righteous bull!"

"Oh we looooove Ro-to-via! We love his rants!
We love Ro-to-via! We love him more then sex!"


"Ooooooh.....

Random Rotovia Rant
It's Ridiculous, Radical & Resplendent
It's Raving, Revolting & Rich
It's Rocking, Redundant & Raging
It's Rolling in Self-righteous bull!"

"Oh we looooove Ro-to-via! We love his rants!
We love Ro-to-via! We love him more then sex!"

What. The. Fuck.

*runs*
YOU BETTER RUN! *shakes old grandpa stick*

*shakes old grandpa stick*

...Why...?

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:
No, without reading your plan I know that it would doubtless leave us all in a dystopia of dystopian dystopiatics. With some oppression on the side. I will instead disprove it peice by peice!
1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
Who is complaining about "eh", eh? I use it, and that makes it good. Maybe you aren't such a haven for terrible ideas as I thought.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
Its "Element 13", so you just lost all the credit for the first item.
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
If people believed this then the world wouldn't know that you were a Jew, and that would be a dark world indeed. How can I trust you to know more about the economy than me when you aren't even as aware of your own ethnicity as I?
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
Bah, you can't prove it. Some people want a bit of assurance and something to say at funerals, so you need to deal with the prevalence of religion.*

*My opinion on this matter is in no way influenced by my large investment in the Bible industry nor my plans to implant a Puppet Pope.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
You can't definitively prove that the Universe is infinite, and such beliefs only foster a false hope of infinite space to live in. The Universe is limited, deal with it, I am.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
That really goes down to how you pronounce car, then, but I'll agree with you because I am too lazy to think.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
As someone who has seen Reefer Madness I know that Marijuana is the Devil and will cause us all to kill each other. Further, how many peace treaties do you think we can sign high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
WRONG! :gundge: is also unfunny, thus your list is incomplete and you fail!
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
This is 110% correct. I think that your sig should be preserved in a museum to prevent peoplee trying to remove or add to it.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"
There is so an I in Team. Its just silent. And Invisible. And Nonwritten.

This thread wins for making me want to go into a blind rage and trash my apartment.

In other words, its pointless.

This thread wins for making me want to go into a blind rage and trash my apartment.

In other words, its pointless.
Yes, but highlighting another's pointlessness with your own post is rather . . . pointless, is it not?

No, without reading your plan I know that it would doubtless leave us all in a dystopia of dystopian dystopiatics. With some oppression on the side. I will instead disprove it peice by peice!

Who is complaining about "eh", eh? I use it, and that makes it good. Maybe you aren't such a haven for terrible ideas as I thought.

Its "Element 13", so you just lost all the credit for the first item.

If people believed this then the world wouldn't know that you were a Jew, and that would be a dark world indeed. How can I trust you to know more about the economy than me when you aren't even as aware of your own ethnicity as I?

Bah, you can't prove it. Some people want a bit of assurance and something to say at funerals, so you need to deal with the prevalence of religion.*

*My opinion on this matter is in no way influenced by my large investment in the Bible industry nor my plans to implant a Puppet Pope.

You can't definitively prove that the Universe is infinite, and such beliefs only foster a false hope of infinite space to live in. The Universe is limited, deal with it, I am.

That really goes down to how you pronounce car, then, but I'll agree with you because I am too lazy to think.

As someone who has seen Reefer Madness I know that Marijuana is the Devil and will cause us all to kill each other. Further, how many peace treaties do you think we can sign high?

WRONG! :gundge: is also unfunny, thus your list is incomplete and you fail!

This is 110% correct. I think that your sig should be preserved in a museum to prevent peoplee trying to remove or add to it.

There is so an I in Team. Its just silent. And Invisible. And Nonwritten.
I'm sure you have carefully considered points that may or may not have taken between half and one second to create, but I'm too lay to address them. So instead I answer with: "Meh"

I'm sure you have carefully considered points that may or may not have taken between half and one second to create, but I'm too lay to address them. So instead I answer with: "Meh"
I'll see your "Meh", and reply with a gay little dismissive hand gesture.

Yes, but highlighting another's pointlessness with your own post is rather . . . pointless, is it not?

Ironic is it not?

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"


Yeah you should really take a look around your world sister. No wonder political no bodys like you don't get elected into office because most of us, (minus the crowds of you people) have common sense and knows whats best, LOSER!

Yeah you should really take a look around your world sister. No wonder political no bodys like you don't get elected into office because most of us, (minus the crowds of you people) have common sense and knows whats best, LOSER!
He is a guy, and you have just failed at NS. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out and have a nice life.

That was actually a lot more bitter/catty then I intended it to sound, but, yeah, whatever

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.

If we HAVE to...:rolleyes:

2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".

really? I've never heard it pronounced like that.

3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.

Noted.

4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.

The vast majority of people in the country and the world disagree. Deal with it. I know I am.

6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.

Ollroyt.

So, would people say this thread is self-glorification or comedy?

So, would people say this thread is self-glorification or comedy?
Wanking, actually. Humorous, but still just public wanking.

11. Everyone must eat waffles at 3:27 PM (GMT -5).


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You can only imagine my surprise when I inadvertently broke number 9...

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

Oh no.

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.

Never.

2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".

It is not!

3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.

You are wrong about two points so far.

4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.

But... but... I am God!

5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.

You must have a mass much larger than the Sun.

6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.

I attepted to pronounce it like that but my lazy southern mouth is incapable of producing the sound you described.

7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?

Lots! They just wouldn't be very productive.

[QUOTE=Rotovia-]8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny

Neither is :fluffles:

9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.

:(

Yeah you should really take a look around your world sister. No wonder political no bodys like you don't get elected into office because most of us, (minus the crowds of you people) have common sense and knows whats best, LOSER!
It's never a good idea to try and get banned on your first post.

Oh no.Fear is healthy
Never.That's not the kind of attitude I want in my new master race...
It is not!I wager your life, it is.
You are wrong about two points so far.Impossible
But... but... I am God!Now, that's jsut plain rediculous!
You must have a mass much larger than the Sun.Are you saying I'm fat...?
I attepted to pronounce it like that but my lazy southern mouth is incapable of producing the sound you described.I'll send some uber-efficiant Germans to saught that out. They'll arrive later this week by airmail, please poke air holes. I think I forgot...
Lots! They just wouldn't be very productive.Eating HotPockets is NOT and effective miliary stradegy
Neither is :fluffles: :fluffle:
:(Keep trying...
[/QUOTE]

You can only imagine my surprise when I inadvertently broke number 9...
You are sooooo not in my signature!

11. Everyone must eat waffles at 3:27 PM (GMT -5).


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6:27 in the morning...? No objections here.

EXCEPT YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO ADD TO MY LIST!:mad:

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"

I'll agree with all but four.

I'll agree with all but four.
Thank you for revealing which four instead of assuming I have the tiem to learn extra-territorial telepathy

Thank you for revealing which four instead of assuming I have the tiem to learn extra-territorial telepathy

I meant number four.

If we HAVE to...:rolleyes:Yes, yes you do
really? I've never heard it pronounced like that.That's because everyone you know is wrong abotu everything
Noted.Good
The vast majority of people in the country and the world disagree. Deal with it. I know I am.The vast majority of people are idiots. Deal with it. I know I won't.
Ollroyt.Noice

I meant number four.
Ah.... That's ok. I don't hate you for being wrong...;)

Ah.... That's ok. I don't hate you for being wrong...;)

Oh, good. I'd hate that. And since I agreed to you always being right I supose I am wrong, or am I wrong about that too?

Oh, good. I'd hate that. And since I agreed to you always being right I supose I am wrong, or am I wrong about that too?
If you believe in linear logic, that would be a fair assumption. The more important question is why did you abandon the 40' joy of Oz for Alaska?

If you believe in linear logic, that would be a fair assumption. The more important question is why did you abandon the 40' joy of Oz for Alaska?

Not of choice, my dad works for an oil company.

I hate getting involved in things like this, but something is really starting to annoy me and it keeps recurring here. You English or whatever else types need to realize that we here in America have our own English dictionary called Webster. In this dictionary, aluminum is pronounced your loathed "uh-loo-min-um". I realize Oxford has a different pronounciation, but we don't use the Oxford English dictionary here. As you would say, "Get over it. I know I am. Oh, and if you want to talk about us Americans bastardizing the English language, we can talk about how English as a whole is really just a bastardization of German. It happens. Again, deal with it.

I hate getting involved in things like this, but something is really starting to annoy me and it keeps recurring here. You English or whatever else types need to realize that we here in America have our own English dictionary called Webster. In this dictionary, aluminum is pronounced your loathed "uh-loo-min-um". I realize Oxford has a different pronounciation, but we don't use the Oxford English dictionary here. As you would say, "Get over it. I know I am. Oh, and if you want to talk about us Americans bastardizing the English language, we can talk about how English as a whole is really just a bastardization of German. It happens. Again, deal with it.

I hate to tell you this but English has been butchered enough, let her be. I'm not a huge fan of our language but she does have some things she deserves... and I'll stick with my Macquarie Dictionary, thanks.

Not of choice, my dad works for an oil company.
Dont say that too loud aroudn here. ;)

Anyway, It's good to have some more Aussies around here. Feel free to email me rotovia@rotovia.com if you ever just want to chat, or something.

I hate getting involved in things like this, but something is really starting to annoy me and it keeps recurring here. You English or whatever else types need to realize that we here in America have our own English dictionary called Webster. In this dictionary, aluminum is pronounced your loathed "uh-loo-min-um". I realize Oxford has a different pronounciation, but we don't use the Oxford English dictionary here. As you would say, "Get over it. I know I am. Oh, and if you want to talk about us Americans bastardizing the English language, we can talk about how English as a whole is really just a bastardization of German. It happens. Again, deal with it.
Great argument, how about I go out and make a Rotovia's Dictionary of Bullshit and insist on spelling "hello" with nine silent Q's as a suffix?

Great argument, how about I go out and make a Rotovia's Dictionary of Bullshit and insist on spelling "hello" with nine silent Q's as a suffix?

Nah we've already got a Penn and Teller show so the dictionary is not necessary.

I've come up with a short list that will help to make the world a better place:

1. Americans (US) need to stop complaing about the "eh?" thing. The coolest countries in the world do it (Australia and Canada) so get onboard.
2. It's prounounced "Alu-mini-um" NOT "A-LOOOO-min-um".
3. I am always right and never wrong. The sooner people realise this, the better.
4. There is no God. Deal with it. I know I am.
5. The whole universe revolves around me, because any point on an infinate line is the centre as infinity cannot be measured. Since I decided that point is me. Deal with it.
6. It's the Ca in Castle is prounced like the Ca in Car.
7. Marjuana may not be the solution to the world's problems. But how many wars do you think we can fight high?
8. Neither :mp5: or :sniper: are funny
9. No, nothing you say is witty enough to make my signature.
10. There may be no "I" in "team" but there is one in "I'll kick your mother fucking arse if you send me bullshit quotes in my already full inbox, arsehat!"


!. eh?
2. how about we just call it "foil"?
3. Ja wohl! *snaps to attention*
4. I'm converting to Pastafarianism anyway.
5. Funny, from where I'm sitting, it looks like I'm in the center and you're way the hell over there.
6. Up here in New England, that tends to be true, but not in the way you meant.
7. Totally true, man. *lights up a toke, offers you a hit*
8. No, but :headbang: , :gundge: , and :upyours: are.
9. Likewise, I'm sure.
10. Bring it on, arsehat. :D

!. eh?Exactly
2. how about we just call it "foil"?Because that would require a compromise and I'm al about going in guns blazing an logic laging.
3. Ja wohl! *snaps to attention*I haven't been formally affiliated with the Nazi Party sicne they stopped accepted black, jewish, catholics.
4. I'm converting to Pastafarianism anyway.Good move
5. Funny, from where I'm sitting, it looks like I'm in the center and you're way the hell over there.That's because you're wrong
6. Up here in New England, that tends to be true, but not in the way you meant.That's because they're wrong
7. Totally true, man. *lights up a toke, offers you a hit*Declines whilst secretly stealing your stash
8. No, but :headbang: , :gundge: , and :upyours: are.We'll see
9. Likewise, I'm sure.Anyone who does not quote me in their signature is either mentally retarded or incapable of operating the Jolt Control Panel.
10. Bring it on, arsehat. :DStop that!

Anyone who does not quote me in their signature is either mentally retarded or incapable of operating the Jolt Control Panel.


...Awesome.

1: Hey, I say "eh" all the time, man. I love it!

2: I pronounce it that way, but not around family members. I'll surely be jumped if I do.

3: :D

4: Truth.

5: *shakes fist*

6: Hmm, no.

7: Hahaha, you have a point. :D

8: My thoughts exactly.

9: We'll just have to see about that one of these days.

10: *prepares to assault Rotovia with a buttload of quotes* Oh, and it's asshat. Why? It sounds funnier.

*runs*

Hey it's Potaria *waves*


"eh" rocks cause it's Aussie

but sorry to disagree with ya both on no. 4:rolleyes:

Something more Appropriate.
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Thank you, you have been a wonderful audience goodnight.

Anyone who does not quote me in their signature is either mentally retarded or incapable of operating the Jolt Control Panel.


*looks around*

*examines signature closely*

nope, still not there

*pats Rotovia on head patronisingly*

It's ok to be wrong sometimes

:D

I haven't been formally affiliated with the Nazi Party sicne they stopped accepted black, jewish, catholics.
Well they had Blacks and Jews and Catholics in the SS so if you could split your 'flaws' apart you would be fine.

*looks around*

*examines signature closely*

nope, still not there

*pats Rotovia on head patronisingly*

It's ok to be wrong sometimes

:D
He was in my sig once but then i realised he was a BS talking Aussie.

Well they had Blacks and Jews and Catholics in the SS so if you could split your 'flaws' apart you would be fine.
If he could only get each of the voices in his head to sign up seperately.

He was in my sig once but then i realised he was a BS talking Aussie.

*shocked look*

you wouldn't be dissing Aussies would you???

:D

*shocked look*

you wouldn't be dissing Aussies would you???

:D
If someone meant to diss Aussies then they would say "BS talking aussie, what other kinds are there?", but I won't because that would be mean.

If he could only get each of the voices in his head to sign up seperately.
Exactly.
*points to Monty Pythons Mountain Climbing expedition*

*shocked look*

you wouldn't be dissing Aussies would you???

:D
No only he and he aint really an aussie.

Exactly.
*points to Monty Pythons Mountain Climbing expedition*
*Understands the reference, but wishes it were more subtle*
Now he just needs to find a wall eyed Nazi recruiting officer.

*Understands the reference, but wishes it were more subtle*
Now he just needs to find a wall eyed Nazi recruiting officer.
Subtle like a Claw Hammer to the head?