The most important question in the world
Uber Awesome
03-11-2005, 23:08
:eek:
Carnivorous Lickers
03-11-2005, 23:09
Why is the fire so big, Gus?
Uber Awesome
03-11-2005, 23:10
Why is the fire so big, Gus?
Who's Gus?
Seosavists
03-11-2005, 23:10
how big is the tank?
Carnivorous Lickers
03-11-2005, 23:11
Damnit!!
I responded befoe there was a poll, so I thought you wanted THE most important question....
Who would win at what? A card game?
Bruce Lee, probably.
And the tank would be a what, so Bruce Lee would win anyway.
Seosavists
03-11-2005, 23:11
Who's Gus?
there's a little bit of Gus in all of us!
Carnivorous Lickers
03-11-2005, 23:11
Who's Gus?
Eddie Murphy's uncle, of course.
Uber Awesome
03-11-2005, 23:12
how big is the tank?
Medium-sized.
[NS]Olara
03-11-2005, 23:15
The tank would win in everything except ballet.
In a long range firing contest, the tank would win
In martial arts contest Bruce Lee would win, except that he's quite dead, which interferes with martial arts a bit.
Jordaxia
03-11-2005, 23:25
Bruce lee would win. if a wookie can beat an AT/ST, Bruce Lee could take a tank with no effort.
Drunk commies deleted
03-11-2005, 23:25
Does the tank have a crew to man the guns and drive it and is Bruce Lee a zombie in this scenario?
Katzistanza
03-11-2005, 23:28
a tank alone, Bruse Lee would just drive off a cliff and jump out at the last second. A tank with a crew, that's trickyer. But I still say Bruse Lee would find a way. He kicks ass. Or, kicked ass. I'm sure his spirit is still kicking other spirit's asses, though.
Uber Awesome
03-11-2005, 23:35
Using state-of-the-art computer graphics technology, I have created this simulation of how this fight might progress:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/plasmaphoenix/lvt.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
03-11-2005, 23:41
Using state-of-the-art computer graphics technology, I have created this simulation of how this fight might progress:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/plasmaphoenix/lvt.jpg
My god, what will they think of next!
Carnivorous Lickers
03-11-2005, 23:43
Using state-of-the-art computer graphics technology, I have created this simulation of how this fight might progress:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/plasmaphoenix/lvt.jpg
This is GREAT!!! I saw them use this technology in court once to prove a case.
Nice Job!!
Bruce Lee would win!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-11-2005, 00:12
Well, since Bruce Lee is dead, I think that the tank would win at every category except for "Decomposing" and "Being Dead for Extended Periods of Time."
Uber Awesome
04-11-2005, 00:18
Well, since Bruce Lee is dead, I think that the tank would win at every category except for "Decomposing" and "Being Dead for Extended Periods of Time."
It's a hypothetical scenario in which Lee is alive.
It's a hypothetical scenario in which Lee is alive.In which case he'd be 65 years old. And the tank would still beat him in most categories, except "Not expected to remain alive for an extended period of time" and "Smelling funny" :D
Uber Awesome
04-11-2005, 00:24
In which case he'd be 65 years old. And the tank would still beat him in most categories, except "Not expected to remain alive for an extended period of time" and "Smelling funny" :D
:sniper: Stop being awkward. :p
Squornshelous 2
04-11-2005, 00:25
Bruce Lee doesn't need to be alive to kick a tank's ass.
MacGyver or Jesus?
I'm pretty sure both can turn water into wine.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-11-2005, 00:33
MacGyver or Jesus?
I'm pretty sure both can turn water into wine.
But Macgyver would use a device made of rubber bands and tuna cans, which makes him blatantly superior.