NationStates Jolt Archive


Does Hugo Chavez Play NS?

Sierra BTHP
03-11-2005, 19:59
Think about it.

He definitely has the political leaning of a lot of NS posters.
He has an excellent tinfoil hat, like most of us.
He is making grand, sweeping changes in Venezuela (much as we do).
He has a sense of humor (illiteracy is no longer present in Venezuela!).
Drunk commies deleted
03-11-2005, 20:00
No I don't. Uh, I mean he doesn't.
Czardas
03-11-2005, 20:04
Of course. Everyone plays NS. After all, we are NationStates. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated, etc.
Iztatepopotla
03-11-2005, 20:07
I don't know. Until Chávez gets into a debate of evolution vs creationism I won't be able to tell.

Or if he starts making references to Myrth in his speeches.
Ekland
03-11-2005, 20:08
Of course. Everyone plays NS. After all, we are NationStates. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated, etc.

Futility is resistant. Your ass will be laminated.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-11-2005, 20:08
I don't know. Until Chávez gets into a debate of evolution vs creationism I won't be able to tell.

Or if he starts making references to Myrth in his speeches.
I think that in the last election Myrth was one of the options on the ballot.
Seosavists
03-11-2005, 20:12
Everyone plays NS.
Global politics explained!:D
Safalra
03-11-2005, 20:13
Anyone want to place bets on how many posters will make references to themselves being Hugo Chavez before this thread fades away?
Czardas
03-11-2005, 20:18
I think that in the last election Myrth was one of the options on the ballot.
I recall seeing this on one ballot:


For President of the United States:

O George W. Bush (Republican)
O John Kerry (Democrat)
O Ralph Nader (Independent)
O Melkor Unchained (Objectivist)
O Other ____________________
Heron-Marked Warriors
03-11-2005, 20:19
Anyone want to place bets on how many posters will make references to themselves being Hugo Chavez before this thread fades away?

I think at least three people will claim to be me...I mean will claim to be him
Sierra BTHP
03-11-2005, 20:19
I think DHomme is Hugo Chavez.
Cluichstan
03-11-2005, 20:20
Chavez plays NS...just with a real nation.
The South Islands
03-11-2005, 20:21
I think DHomme is Hugo Chavez.

If DHomme is Hugo Chavez, then I'm the Easter Bunny on steroids.
Czardas
03-11-2005, 20:23
If DHomme is Hugo Chavez, then I'm the Easter Bunny on steroids.
Oh, that would explain why you always act so weird. :D





....I mean.....
The South Islands
03-11-2005, 20:24
Oh, that would explain why you always act so weird. :D





....I mean.....

Lay off my eggs, Muthafucka!
[NS]Olara
03-11-2005, 20:26
Chavez plays NS...just with a real nation.
So does he get pieces of legislation on his desk with macros in them?
Czardas
03-11-2005, 20:28
Olara']So does he get pieces of legislation on his desk with macros in them?
And does the name of his top advisor/CEO/random guy on the street change every time he refreshes?
Heron-Marked Warriors
03-11-2005, 20:30
And does the name of his top advisor/CEO/random guy on the street change every time he refreshes?

Don't be silly. How the hell do you refresh the world?
Sierra BTHP
03-11-2005, 20:30
Don't be silly. How the hell do you refresh the world?
It happens all the time on NS...
Steenia
03-11-2005, 20:32
Don't be silly. How the hell do you refresh the world?
A good old fashioned nuclear assualt. Wait a few thousand years. Refreshed.
Biotopia
03-11-2005, 20:42
Ha, that would be awesome if he did!
[NS]Olara
03-11-2005, 20:50
Ha, that would be awesome if he did!
If he did what? Get legislation with macros, or nuke the world? One would be cool, the other definitely would not.
Biotopia
03-11-2005, 20:54
Olara']If he did what? Get legislation with macros, or nuke the world? One would be cool, the other definitely would not.

If he playes NS
Zouloukistan
03-11-2005, 21:17
If he playes NS
Of course he does!!
Super-power
03-11-2005, 21:24
Of course he does!!
I wonder if Pat Robertson plays on NS, and his little statement to "take him out" was simply a TG gone bad?
Marrakech II
04-11-2005, 06:56
Through tough intelligence work I have discovered that OceanDrive 2 is Hugo Chavez. Clearly it made sense to me after repeated flames by OD accusing me of "attacking comrade Chavez". Through logical thought process and alot of anlytical deductions, and some beer. I have concluded that OceanDrive 2 can be no other than Hugo Chavez himself. Proof is in the puddin my friends...
Dobbsworld
04-11-2005, 06:59
Through tough intelligence work I have discovered that OceanDrive 2 is Hugo Chavez.
*snips*
Proof is in the puddin my friends...
Pudding is good.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-11-2005, 07:44
i dunno but I talked to a guy on myspace that is supposedly david blaine
Posi
04-11-2005, 08:33
i dunno but I talked to a guy on myspace that is supposedly david blaine
I pwn David Blaine. I mean* Hugo Chavez pwns David Blaine. David Blaine is a fake.


*I did, if fact, mean the first statement
Dobbsworld
04-11-2005, 08:34
No, I think David Blaine really is a fake.
Warta Endor
04-11-2005, 08:42
Ok, if you keep it quiet, I'll admit...
Dobbsworld
04-11-2005, 08:46
Ok, if you keep it quiet, I'll admit...
I've meant to ask you, btw - is your name an anagram for "A Rand Wrote"?
Warta Endor
04-11-2005, 08:51
I've meant to ask you, btw - is your name an anagram for "A Rand Wrote"?

No it's not. :p

Just jambled a few strange words together and I got my countries name. :D

Heh, but seriously, I think Chavez plays NS. Given the large number of anti US threads (or threads that turn anti US)...There must be something like an orginization out there!;)
Avarhierrim
04-11-2005, 11:08
Your ass will be laminated.
:eek:
DHomme
04-11-2005, 18:42
I think DHomme is Hugo Chavez.

That scumbag? I think not.
Thekalu
04-11-2005, 18:50
Don't be silly. How the hell do you refresh the world?

with a nice cold glass of cream soda :p
Sierra BTHP
04-11-2005, 19:06
That scumbag? I think not.
I'm surprised. Yes, he's not Trotsky, but he is promoting the revolution?

What's not to like from that perspective?
Soviet Haaregrad
05-11-2005, 12:53
I'm surprised. Yes, he's not Trotsky, but he is promoting the revolution?

What's not to like from that perspective?

He's hinting at it... and it's the wrong revolution.
OceanDrive2
05-11-2005, 13:01
http://www.ffrevolution.com/feiss/i_am_spartacus.jpg

:D
Sierra BTHP
05-11-2005, 13:24
He's hinting at it... and it's the wrong revolution.

Well, I thought the revolution was always about the self-aggrandizement of the Party and its elite, in a dictatorship over the proletariat, who are too stupid to know what's good for them.