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I'm having a horrible dilemma. I don't know what to say anymore in political discussions. Either I'm completely losing my mind, or the rest of the world is.

Democrats HHMMmm. What can I say? I hate them. They want to raise my taxes and give the money to everyone else. They want to give terrorists lawyers so they can exploit our countries vast amount of legal loopholes. They want to blame everyone else for the countries problems, yet they won't provide a viable alternative. They want to let women kill babies, all in the name of "a womans right to choose"

Republicans Jesus Jesus Jesus. They cram religion down my throat, and say I'm not "moral" because I don't believe some guy was the son of some god I can't find any proof of. They want to arrest me for smoking a joint in my own home. They want to keep condoms out of the hands of kids, so that they get pregnant at age 14, and then become my problem because the Dems want me to pay for the damn kid through welfare.

LibertariansFirst off, I'm not paying 25 dollars (http://www.lp.org/members/join.shtml) to be a part of any freakin political party! They seem to have such a lovely view of the world. So lovely that they think if we just leave everyone alone, they will do the same. And they think if they don't regulate anything, people will just "do the right thing" and everything will be hunky dorry

CommunistsThis ones easy. They want me to go to work all day, and then share with the lazy slob next door who pumps gas 20 hours a week. I don't freaking think so

AnarchistsAh, the most naive (and dangerous) of the political ideas. They think that if we just abolish ALL government, everything we be OK. No more murders if there are no more cops. We don't need a military, or a highway department, or social security, or the F.B.I. they are clueless, and naive.

So heres the crux of my dilemma. I don't know who to side with, and I can't accomplish anything fighting alone. What the hell can I do?

kill everyone?

kill everyone?
Ive considered it, but it's a huge task. who the hell would help me?
Maybe I'll just pit them all against each other, and sit back and watch, alone, lonely, but finally satisfied!

kill everyone?
oh yes, let's. it would be ever so much fun

Ive considered it, but it's a huge task. who the hell would help me?
Maybe I'll just pit them all against each other, and sit back and watch, alone, lonely, but finally satisfied!
I'll make the popcorn.

I'll make the popcorn.
and i'll fire into the fray with my rocket launcher

Just do what I do and hate everyone equally.

If you hate the current system then join ME in my quest to become Emperor of the World! I shall bring order to chaos and I will give you control of Germany in the name of ME, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Joshua I, Absolute Ruler of the Earth!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If you hate the current system then join ME in my quest to become Emperor of the World! I shall bring order to chaos and I will give you control of Germany in the name of ME, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Joshua I, Absolute Ruler of the Earth!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
can't you bring chaos to order, chaos is far more organised than anyone else

I Side with the Ninjas. That usally works out.

You are what I call a Centrist Reject, the right thinks you're left because you don't agree with them, the left thinks you're right because you don't agree with THEM... and so on and so forth. Of course that isn't to say your beliefs are a particular mean of anything; you're just stuck in the middle of bullshit.

At least that's how I see it.

I Side with the Ninjas. That usally works out.
but that doesn't involve killing people in amusing ways, which is what my life is all about, other than drinking

but that doesn't involve killing people in amusing ways, which is what my life is all about, other than drinking

Are you kidding? Ninjas kill people in all sorts of halarious ways!

Hey, aren't you the guy who just set me on fire in the other thread?

Are you kidding? Ninjas kill people in all sorts of halarious ways!

Hey, aren't you the guy who just set me on fire in the other thread?
yes i am, it was great fun :D

I Side with the Ninjas. That usually works out.
NinjasThey always.....they are always trying to.....they think that....
Well damn, Ninjas are kinda cool, huh? GO NINJA PARTY!

yes i am, it was great fun :D

-.-

I'll get back at you for that.

-.-

I'll get back at you for that.
no you won't. and i'll do it again

Become a Rotovian! Obey my every whim and stop thinking for yourself. You'll be happy beacause I'll dope you up so much, you don't know any better.

Become I Rotovian! Obey my every whim and stop thinking for yourself. You'll be happy beacause I'll dope you up so much, you don't know any better.
I don't know if you want to be purposefully putting yourself and the word "dope" in the same sentence; people might start to make the connection.:p

Become I Rotovian! Obey my every whim and stop thinking for yourself. You'll be happy beacause I'll dope you up so much, you don't know any better.
dope us up with what? will there be elves to slay with my ub3r g14nt 4x3 of sl4y1ng +20?

dope us up with what? will there be elves to slay with my ub3r g14nt 4x3 of sl4y1ng +20?
Everything under the sun, from glucose to marjuana to nicotine to LSD to caffine to lead based paint. There may be elves but there will defiantely be NO MORE FUCKING 1337!

Become a Rotovian! Obey my every whim and stop thinking for yourself. You'll be happy beacause I'll dope you up so much, you don't know any better.
I considering it, but it depends on what kinda dope your talkin about. Make it Morphine, THC, and Percoset, and you have yourself a follower. Oh, and you have to feed me too! Beef and potatos, lots of it!

~EDIT~ And if you value your life, and the lives of anyone you've ever loved, YOU WILL NOT FORGET THE A-1 SAUCE!!!!!

Everything under the sun, from glucose to marjuana to nicotine to LSD to caffine to lead based paint. There may be elves but there will defiantely be NO MORE FUCKING 1337!
but when it's an overpowered weapon of doom, you have to use 1337 when talking about it

I considering it, but it depends on what kinda dope your talkin about. Make it Morphine, THC, and Percoset, and you have yourself a follower. Oh, and you have to feed me too! Beef and potatos, lots of it!
I get to lace the beef with LSD and the potatoes with Ibuprofin...

but when it's an overpowered weapon of doom, you have to use 1337 when talking about it
What ever happened to uneesacary text formatting?

Funny, I could swear from a lot of your previous posts that you'd have sympathy for the Republicans.

What ever happened to uneesacary text formatting?
it's slightly less effort for me to use 1337sp34k. plus i'm not good at making the formatting look good

I get to lace the beef with LSD and the potatoes with Ibuprofin...
Dude, there is NO WAY you could control me on LSD! Me+LSD=bad things.*shivers at the memories*

And Ibuprofen? WTF?

it's slightly less effort for me to use 1337sp34k. plus i'm not good at making the formatting look good
Fine, we'll make a concession on the condition you don't use 1337 in actual conversations.

Dude, there is NO WAY you could control me on LSD! Me+LSD=bad things.*shivers at the memories*

And Ibuprofen? WTF?
ibuprofen is the pain killer in nurofen, though i didn't think it'd be very good for the purpose of doping people up

Funny, I could swear from a lot of your previous posts that you'd have sympathy for the Republicans.
I do. And I have sympathy for the Democrats too. But all in all, I hate them with a passion equalled only by the power of a thousand suns. You may get that impression by the fact that I can't stand whiny fucking liberals(American liberalism) who yell "Bush is evil" all day long, and have nothing to offer.

ibuprofen is the pain killer in nurofen, though i didn't think it'd be very good for the purpose of doping people up
I know what it is. I just can't see any fun :D in it.

Fine, we'll make a concession on the condition you don't use 1337 in actual conversations.
fair enough, it stuffs up normal conversations, it's just necessary in some situations, like on t-shirts telliing geeks to get laid

Dude, there is NO WAY you could control me on LSD! Me+LSD=bad things.*shivers at the memories*

And Ibuprofen? WTF?
Fiiiine, jeez people, you'd think LSD has been linked to neuro-pschyological trauma...

Iburprofin is the key ingrediant in those wonderful pain killers like Neurofin or Heron Blue, Advil, Nuprin, etc. A wonderful side effect is it dulls emotional responses to a joyous blurr.

I know what it is. I just can't see any fun :D in it.
maybe if we give you only slightly less than a lethal dose? that might be fun

Hmm, that leaves Nietzscheanism and Technocracy, both of which I hate and thus won't bother recommending to you. Well, sometimes the only thing you can do is take the political compass test and see what it says you are. You sound like moderate conservative but atheist/agnostic from what you said you hate, so maybe that is your best bet.

fair enough, it stuffs up normal conversations, it's just necessary in some situations, like on t-shirts telliing geeks to get laid
So true, so true.

maybe if we give you only slightly less than a lethal dose? that might be fun
Plus you'd already be so high, you'd think cheese was giving you a buzz...

maybe if we give you only slightly less than a lethal dose? that might be fun
Possibly, but I'm not one to "experiment". Marijuana, Percoset, and Morphine have all been vetted by my buzz receptors, and they all agree that thats where the good times are at.

Hmm, that leaves Nietzscheanism and Technocracy, both of which I hate and thus won't bother recommending to you. Well, sometimes the only thing you can do is take the political compass test and see what it says you are. You sound like moderate conservative but atheist/agnostic from what you said you hate, so maybe that is your best bet.
Did I mention that I hate the political compass too? :D

Plus you'd already be so high, you'd think cheese was giving you a buzz...
are you saying cheese doesn't give you a buzz? geeze, i feel sorry for you man

I know I'm REALLY gettin ridiculous here, but I hate cheese too, with a few exceptions. And the Lifetime network sux too, while I'm at it!

I'll make the popcorn.

I'll bring the beer! :p

I'll bring the beer! :p
and i'll drink all of it :D

Would anybody like to officially disavow ALL political parties with me?

I DISAVOW

and i'll drink all of it :D

Enjoy!

*Tosses MM sixty bottles of beer*

LibertariansFirst off, I'm not paying 25 dollars (http://www.lp.org/members/join.shtml) to be a part of any freakin political party! They seem to have such a lovely view of the world. So lovely that they think if we just leave everyone alone, they will do the same. And they think if they don't regulate anything, people will just "do the right thing" and everything will be hunky dorry
I think this is your safest bet - although this is why I'm a 'little-l libertarian' compared to a card-carrying LP member.

Would anybody like to officially disavow ALL political parties with me?

I DISAVOW[/SIZE]
sorry, too lazy to do that and it stops me from starting the drinking party

Enjoy!

*Tosses MM sixty bottles of beer*
w00t!!!!1!11one
<starts drinking>
i love it when people give me booze

Would anybody like to officially disavow ALL political parties with me?

I DISAVOW

And doesn't that make you an anarchist?

w00t!!!!1!11one
<starts drinking>
i love it when people give me booze

Hell, have some more!

*ships MM a gazillion packages of beer*

And doesn't that make you an anarchist?
Nope, I disavow them too! I'm not "anti-government" I just don't think that we should all be sheep, and follow in lockstep with our dumbass senators and representatives.

Hell, have some more!

*ships MM a gazillion packages of beer*
is this a trick? why is a person being this nice to me? oh wait no! it's west end draught <throws up then continues to drink>

Fiiiine, jeez people, you'd think LSD has been linked to neuro-pschyological trauma...

Iburprofin is the key ingrediant in those wonderful pain killers like Neurofin or Heron Blue, Advil, Nuprin, etc. A wonderful side effect is it dulls emotional responses to a joyous blurr.

So just how much household Iburprofin do I need to get those wonderful effects?

So just how much household Iburprofin do I need to get those wonderful effects?
Not possible. When I had my motorcycle accident, I loaded up on that shit, and it didn't do squat. Didn't even take the pain away. So I called up my buddy, and he brought me morphine patches. MMMMmmmm Morphine.

Not possible. When I had my motorcycle accident, I loaded up on that shit, and it didn't do squat. Didn't even take the pain away. So I called up my buddy, and he brought me morphine patches. MMMMmmmm Morphine.

Alright; Looked it up myself and it seems I'd have to take 120 of the little bastards to start feeling anything, and even then it'd only be comparable to a few hits of weed or maybe 5 shots...

Morphine is good, but way too addictive.

So heres the crux of my dilemma. I don't know who to side with, and I can't accomplish anything fighting alone. What the hell can I do?
Well, if you weren't so busy building Democratic party strawmen to knock down, maybe you wouldn't have this problem. :rolleyes:

So just how much household Iburprofin do I need to get those wonderful effects?
Experience tells me around nine times the reccomended daily dose, within two minutes, on a empty stomach.