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Now I used to agree with the prevailing Liberal veiw, that it's ok to be gay! But no anymore, not since a little book changed my mind, it's written by a man who lived a long time ago as is called "The Cat in the Hat".

It is a sin to place "ham" -which is clearly a reference to a phallis- inside "here or there" -which we know to mean the anus.

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am. I do not like there here or there."

The sooner you people see the light, the better for all man kind.

The heck?:fluffle:

<snippies!>
I don't know why "fallis"s have anything to do with gay sex. Maybe if it were a reference to the phallus, but the fallis isn't a word as I am aware, unless some sort of new fetish was started while I wasn't looking.
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I don't know why "fallis"s have anything to do with gay sex. Maybe if it were a reference to the phallus, but the fallis isn't a word as I am aware, unless some sort of new fetish was started while I wasn't looking.
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Leave my lack of spell checking alone! ;)

but rot, green eggs and ham is a PRO GAY book

in the end he LOVES green eggs and ham and he loves it HERE AND THERE!!

besides "the cat in the hat" has thing 1 and thing 2 who are obviously gay lovers. while they are troublesome, we love them anyway.

Whatever Rotovia- is on, I want to know what it is so I know NEVER to do it.;)

Whatever Rotovia- is on, I want to know what it is so I know NEVER to do it.;)
He's high on life, so I think that you are already addicted.

He's high on life, so I think that you are already addicted.
i'm not, it's a filthy habit :D

i'm not, it's a filthy habit :D
I doubt it, you probably hit up when no one is looking. No one has ever survived the withdrawal symptoms from quitting their addiction to life, and millions more get hooked on it as kids!

but rot, green eggs and ham is a PRO GAY book

in the end he LOVES green eggs and ham and he loves it HERE AND THERE!!

besides "the cat in the hat" has thing 1 and thing 2 who are obviously gay lovers. while they are troublesome, we love them anyway.
LIBERAL LIES!!!! You're missinterpreting the book! Gays are un patriotic! I'm melting! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeelting!

I doubt it, you probably hit up when no one is looking. No one has ever survived the withdrawal symptoms from quitting their addiction to life, and millions more get hooked on it as kids!
obviously you don't understand the effects of the huge volumes of alcohol that i drink, there have been enough days where i've consumed more of the stuff than food, sometimes with hilarious effects

LIBERAL LIES!!!! You're missinterpreting the book! Gays are un patriotic! I'm melting! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeelting!
dont blame the messenger

It's all so clear now! Thank you oh wise Rotovia-, for bringing me to the light!

*prepares to sacrifice virgin to Rotovia*
*realizes what a waste that would be*
*sacrifices a goat instead.*

LIBERAL LIES!!!! You're missinterpreting the book! Gays are un patriotic! I'm melting! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeelting!
I'll bet that the Book is actually the story of how Evil triumphs over man. The lesson is that by allowing gays to live and prosper beside humans we will inevitably be converted over by their superior fashion sense and feather boas. Only by destroying them all in the name of Jesus can the Straight White Country of America thrive in Jesus's graces!

It's all so clear now! Thank you oh wise Rotovia-, for bringing me to the light!

*prepares to sacrifice virgin to Rotovia*
*realizes what a waste that would be*
*sacrifices a goat instead.*
*Steals virgin*
Away my dear, I have such sights to show you!

I always thought Dr. Suess was weird...

It's all so clear now! Thank you oh wise Rotovia-, for bringing me to the light!

*prepares to sacrifice virgin to Rotovia*
*realizes what a waste that would be*
*sacrifices a goat instead.*
Goat is with roemary and roast for four hours and I'll take the goat. Ditto, the virgin.

I'll bet that the Book is actually the story of how Evil triumphs over man. The lesson is that by allowing gays to live and prosper beside humans we will inevitably be converted over by their superior fashion sense and feather boas. Only by destroying them all in the name of Jesus can the Straight White Country of America thrive in Jesus's graces!
Very good my son. Tommorow I will teach you why molesting homosexuals because they are fags, is not gay...

*Steals virgin*
Away my dear, I have such sights to show you!
*chases after Fiddle*
*sacrifices Fiddle*
*hits on virgin*

Goat is with roemary and roast for four hours and I'll take the goat. Ditto, the virgin.
mmm...tasty

*Steals virgin*
Away my dear, I have such sights to show you!
The amount of times I've had to tell you this is quite concerning, but your gentials are not a sight.

The amount of times I've had to tell you this is quite concerning, but your gentials are not a sight.
OH! Need some ice for that BURN?!

sorry. I'll go away now. WITH MY VIRGIN. *pouts*

The amount of times I've had to tell you this is quite concerning, but your gentials are not a sight.
and you would know this how?
what are we to make of this?

OH! Need some ice for that BURN?!

sorry. I'll go away now. WITH MY VIRGIN. *pouts*
yes... virgin... that's right... <shifty eyes>

The amount of times I've had to tell you this is quite concerning, but your gentials are not a sight.
That could have whipped that out in an instant. I was referring to my personal chambers, and the toys and pleasures that I have crafted within.
If you can think of no further than a flash and a dive into the bushes, that is your problem, I will aspire to the heights of pleasure and pain without you.

*chases after Fiddle*
*sacrifices Fiddle*
*hits on virgin*
*Reemerges*
I cannot be destroyed!
*Rescues virgin from Vaitupu's beating and drags her into his Dungeon*

yes... virgin... that's right... <shifty eyes>
:eek: :mad: you dirty, dirty man.

and you would know this how?
what are we to make of this?
Everyone does that, it isn't gay at all!
And I don't like you implying that I fantasize about and remember it all the time.

That could have whipped that out in an instant. I was referring to my personal chambers, and the toys and pleasures that I have crafted within.
If you can think of no further than a flash and a dive into the bushes, that is your problem, I will aspire to the heights of pleasure and pain without you.


*Reemerges*
I cannot be destroyed!
*Rescues virgin from Vaitupu's beating and drags her into his Dungeon*
eh, she's a whore anyway. SEE IF I CARE!

*pouts again, plots fiddles demise*

:eek: :mad: you dirty, dirty man.
it took you this long to notice, you don't even know about what i supposedly did on saturday night, while rather inebriated

eh, she's a whore anyway. SEE IF I CARE!

*pouts again, plots fiddles demise*
so you're saying that i sleep with whores eh? i'll have you know that i can't afford that, that's what arts students are for :p

it took you this long to notice, you don't even know about what i supposedly did on saturday night, while rather inebriated
*sacrifices maniacs to Rotovia*
so there.;)

so you're saying that i sleep with whores eh? i'll have you know that i can't afford that, that's what arts students are for :p
haha...acting students too.


actually, come to think of it, all college students.

haha...acting students too.


actually, come to think of it, all college students.
not all university students, engineering students also try to be as inebriated as possible (can you guess what i study?)

*sacrifices maniacs to Rotovia*
so there.;)
damn, with all the alcohol in me, i'd burn far too well

not all university students, engineering students also try to be as inebriated as possible (can you guess what i study?)
English Ed. gets the best of both worlds. English girls who are up there with art students in enjoying sex, and Education, which makes you love to drink. heavily.

English Ed. gets the best of both worlds. English girls who are up there with art students in enjoying sex, and Education, which makes you love to drink. heavily.
bah, nobody loves drinking like an engineer and i'm sure we'd like sex if we could get it.
as for arts students, anyone doing humanities normaly gets labelled as an arts student

bah, nobody loves drinking like an engineer and i'm sure we'd like sex if we could get it.
as for arts students, anyone doing humanities normaly gets labelled as an arts student
ha...we have the "Future Teachers Beirut Team". Afraid for Americas future yet?

And here I was, thinking Geisel was such a tolerant person. Except when it came to the Japanese.

ha...we have the "Future Teachers Beirut Team". Afraid for Americas future yet?
nobody around here believes america can look after it's own future

And here I was, thinking Geisel was such a tolerant person. Except when it came to the Japanese.
Well, now its just the gays and Japanese...He tolerates the rest

nobody around here believes america can look after it's own future
oh we can. And we'll do it beer in hand, chick in the sack, and a perfect arc shot. Because THAT, my friends, is the American* way.

*American=college

oh we can. And we'll do it beer in hand, chick in the sack, and a perfect arc shot. Because THAT, my friends, is the American* way.

*American=college
<looks remarkably unconvinced>

Well, now its just the gays and Japanese...He tolerates the rest

He just depicted the Japanese as cruel parodies. He never seemed like the kind person to spread hatred of gays.

He's high on life, so I think that you are already addicted.
Life? Never heard of it. I'm on too many other things anyway to have time. :)

<looks remarkably unconvinced>
*shifty eyes* we shall see.

*laughs evily*

Life? Never heard of it. I'm on too many other things anyway to have time. :)
I've heard its expensive

well what can i say, is same sex intercourse wrong? ..maby.. but if you are straight and a guy half the sex with a woman is "sodomy" anyways -. lots of dudes i know are on the "down low" let me tell you.. guys can can give some real good head ...better than a woman sometimes. ah if only women gave up that ass more maby there wouldnt be so many guys doing each other.

*shifty eyes* we shall see.

*laughs evily*
convince this:
:gundge:
no, i wasn't trying to make sense, just avoid studying for exams

Get real, the cat in the hat is a kids book, it's NOT about gays! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!:fluffle:

Get real, the cat in the hat is a kids book, it's NOT about gays! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!:fluffle:
Shows what you know. The teachings of Master Rotovia- are second only to the teachings of Our Lord of Indoor Furnishings in their truthfulness and power.

*Steals virgin*
Away my dear, I have such sights to show you!

so let me get this straight (no pun intended) the first 2-3 pages of this topic are a bunch a straight males fighting over an imaginary virgin who they probably couldn't get anyway? (neither could I but that's beside the point)
oh well...

so let me get this straight (no pun intended) the first 2-3 pages of this topic are a bunch a straight males fighting over an imaginary virgin who they probably couldn't get anyway? (neither could I but that's beside the point)
oh well...
I rather think the point is that gays are evil.
And anyone can get a virgin, you just have to be sure that they are (in fact) a virgin before you bash them over the head and run off with them.

so let me get this straight (no pun intended) the first 2-3 pages of this topic are a bunch a straight males fighting over an imaginary virgin who they probably couldn't get anyway? (neither could I but that's beside the point)
oh well...
obviously you haven't read carefully enough, she's a "virgin" note the quotation marks :p

obviously you haven't read carefully enough, she's a "virgin" note the quotation marks :p
Like how Rotovia is "insane and wants to enslave teh planet"....what? What?! Get back to work, slave biatch!!!

Like how Rotovia is "insane and wants to enslave teh planet"....what? What?! Get back to work, slave biatch!!!
yes, but unlike the way i am (mad), for that is the most common word used to describe me other than drunk and hairy

yes, but unlike the way i am (mad), for that is the most common word used to describe me other than drunk and hairy
Yeah? At least you didn't sign a contract recently as "Rotovia"

Yeah? At least you didn't sign a contract recently as "Rotovia"
nice work man, i aspire to doing things like that.

(woo! post 386, everyone loves those (especially the guy from 386DX (awesome music group (yay, nested brackets))))

Would you, could you, in a car?
Eat them, eat them! Here they are!

Would you, could you, with a goat? :eek:

Would you, could you, in a car?
Eat them, eat them! Here they are!

Would you, could you, with a goat? :eek:
SIDEBAR: Everytime I look at your signature I think you're quoting Martha Stewart until I take a second look...

so let me get this straight (no pun intended) the first 2-3 pages of this topic are a bunch a straight males fighting over an imaginary virgin who they probably couldn't get anyway? (neither could I but that's beside the point)
oh well...
she ain't no virgin. I only thought she was :(

And I'll have you know I can pick up any imaginary girl I want.