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I'm in the middle of an angst and would therefore like to pronounce my following plan for solving all the problems in the globe:

Let's just jump down from some very high place, or get our heads removed by someone who knows kenjutsu, or just place a bullet into our braincovers.

See, humans are shitty, mean, evil, and many of them are even ugly.

Stupidity is also very common within our ranks. That's bad.

Dolphins and Siberian Tigers are much cuter and wiser, and more fluffy.
Or atleast the tiger is.


Lets give them some space and die off.






I hate you all.

Alright, you jump first.

Alright, you jump first.
Seconded.

Someone seems bitter. Dump him/her life will seem better.

All I want is a totally empty planet, for the tigers and dolphins to frolic freely without us upfucking everythin and makin life miserable.

Can't be too much to ask, really.

All I want is a totally empty planet, for the tigers and dolphins to frolic freely without us upfucking everythin and makin life miserable.

Can't be too much to ask, really.
Alright I concede, as long as my hamster can also survive.

or get our heads removed by someone who knows kenjutsu,


If you want to commit suicide, then honorable seppukku is the way to go. Instead of just being decapitated by the samurai warrior and his kenjutsu techniques, you take a tanto(large knife) and inflict yourself a gaping wound in the abdomen, cutting yourself open from side to side. Then, before you can show dishonor by displaying pain, the samurai chops your head off.

The only thing is, who's gonna decapitate the last samurai? :confused:

If you want to commit suicide, then honorable seppukku is the way to go. Instead of just being decapitated by the samurai warrior and his kenjutsu techniques, you take a tanto(large knife) and inflict yourself a gaping wound in the abdomen, cutting yourself open from side to side. Then, before you can show dishonor by displaying pain, the samurai chops your head off.

The only thing is, who's gonna decapitate the last samurai? :confused:
My hamster.

Another Finn... maybe I should handle this. It does seem kinda bleak this time of year my dear lad/lass, but it will get better. Now drink that vodka!

Another Finn... maybe I should handle this. It does seem kinda bleak this time of year my dear lad/lass, but it will get better. Now drink that vodka!
Oye dont start with vodka. I'd recommend you drink wine. It gives you a much happier drunk and then when you have the worst hangover ever in the morning you can drink vodka till you can't feel feelings anymore.

Ahhh Attacks Of The Emos!

My hamster.

It knows kenjutsu?:eek:


What are you waiting for? Start taking over the world with your army of Katana-wielding hamsters of DOOM!:D

Oye dont start with vodka. I'd recommend you drink wine. It gives you a much happier drunk and then when you have the worst hangover ever in the morning you can drink vodka till you can't feel feelings anymore.
Don't start with vodka..? Kinda lost me there. It's obvious that Madnestan has started a long time ago. I just encouraged him/her to switch to vodka from now on...

It knows kenjutsu?:eek:


What are you waiting for? Start taking over the world with your army of Katana-wielding hamsters of DOOM!:D
Unfortunately, my hamster seems to be unable to teach others his skills. It may be due to a serious lack of hamster sized katanas, or perhaps his bloodthirsty, pupil-slaying ways.

Another Finn... maybe I should handle this. It does seem kinda bleak this time of year my dear lad/lass, but it will get better. Now drink that vodka!

Ei oo ees kossua enää, saatana!

The short version of this thread:


wa wa wa :( :mad: :( :mad:

Unfortunately, my hamster seems to be unable to teach others his skills. It may be due to a serious lack of hamster sized katanas, or perhaps his bloodthirsty, pupil-slaying ways.

Pupil slaying, although very entertaining and ego-boosting, has the unfortunate side-effect of reducing both the actual number of students, and lessening the enthusiams of potential new recruits.

I feel your pain.

The short version of this thread:
you forget something.

WA WA WA WA :( :mad: :( :mad: :sniper: <-Hamster

I agree that humankind has its faults, but that doesn't mean we should all commit suicide. I'm trying to decide whether you're a goth or emo kid...meh, they're the same thing anyway. Here, I've got a proposition for you; if you really want to commit suicide, feel free. Heck, even get some of your buddies to do it with you! I know you goths/emos are attracted to the whole "group suicide" thing.

Ei oo ees kossua enää, saatana!
Another great sample of the language that supposedly inspired Tolkien's High-Elven language... :)


(Toi tuntuu pahalta mustakin kyllä, sorry Madnestan. Kuolemaa pahempi kohtalo sulla.)

I agree that humankind has its faults, but that doesn't mean we should all commit suicide. I'm trying to decide whether you're a goth or emo kid...meh, they're the same thing anyway. Here, I've got a proposition for you; if you really want to commit suicide, feel free. Heck, even get some of your buddies to do it with you! I know you goths/emos are attracted to the whole "group suicide" thing.

But, see, I want YOU to blast your brains (assuming you have some) to the wall.
Me killing myself just isn't enough.

But, see, I want YOU to blast your brains (assuming you have some) to the wall.
Me killing myself just isn't enough.

Ah, but if you kill yourself you'll no longer suffer the hatred toward everyone else.

But, see, I want YOU to blast your brains (assuming you have some) to the wall.
Me killing myself just isn't enough.

Sorry to thrash your plans, but I happen to like being alive at the moment.

As long a I can eat, sleep and jerk off/have sex, there's nobody alive who'll convince me that life isn't worth living! :D

Another great sample of the language that supposedly inspired Tolkien's High-Elven language... :)


(Toi tuntuu pahalta mustakin kyllä, sorry Madnestan. Kuolemaa pahempi kohtalo sulla.)

On niin uskomaton yleisvitutus etten keksiny mitään muuta ratkaisua ku alkaa ulista Valtiontilanteen yleisfoorumilla... Ja nyt ei enää huvita edes se. Äh. Kossut meni kaikki eilen, ja persaukisuus vaivaa. Worldwide suicide is all I can think of, at this point...

I'm in the middle of an angst and would therefore like to pronounce my following plan for solving all the problems in the globe:

Let's just jump down from some very high place, or get our heads removed by someone who knows kenjutsu, or just place a bullet into our braincovers.

See, humans are shitty, mean, evil, and many of them are even ugly.

Stupidity is also very common within our ranks. That's bad.

Dolphins and Siberian Tigers are much cuter and wiser, and more fluffy.
Or atleast the tiger is.


Lets give them some space and die off.






I hate you all.

Well I know somebody who isn't getting a Christmas card now.

I would have burned it anyways.

I would have burned it anyways.

Sucker you'd have burned the check as well.

Somebody needs a hug.

But we ALL need a spear in the stomach.

Death is so... overdone.

Certainly there's a better way to remove human influence.

Have you ever thought about going around with a pair of modified garlic presses and crushing every pair of testicles you can?

If we can get enough people together to go around flattening the testicles of every male we meet, we can probably have a dramatic impact on the population growth of this planet. With time, devotion and luck, we can finally eradicate the scourge of mankind. Sure, it might take longer but it'd make for considerably better forum stories. :D

How about we just nuke it all and turn the world into one giant radioactive crater? Let nature start over. Maybe it'll turn out the next dominant species will be a highly evolved form of the cockroach. Then, when they fuck up the world with thier stupidity, they can commit cockroach seppuku, which won't work as they can survive without their heads. Ahh..the irony.

Death is so... overdone.

Certainly there's a better way to remove human influence.

Have you ever thought about going around with a pair of modified garlic presses and crushing every pair of testicles you can?

If we can get enough people together to go around flattening the testicles of every male we meet, we can probably have a dramatic impact on the population growth of this planet. With time, devotion and luck, we can finally eradicate the scourge of mankind. Sure, it might take longer but it'd make for considerably better forum stories. :D

You do have a point. However, the womens wouldn't suffer at all, and that wouldn't be fair.

Death is so... overdone.

Certainly there's a better way to remove human influence.

Have you ever thought about going around with a pair of modified garlic presses and crushing every pair of testicles you can?

If we can get enough people together to go around flattening the testicles of every male we meet, we can probably have a dramatic impact on the population growth of this planet. With time, devotion and luck, we can finally eradicate the scourge of mankind. Sure, it might take longer but it'd make for considerably better forum stories. :D

I can think of a less painful way of getting that plan to fruition.

It involves everybody becoming a fruit. (fruition, fruit, get it? It's a play on words. Oh, come on, laugh a little. Alright, alright, I'm shutting up now.)

At least it would save our precious, tender testicles crushing pain. Which is a good thing.

How about we just nuke it all and turn the world into one giant radioactive crater? Let nature start over. Maybe it'll turn out the next dominant species will be a highly evolved form of the cockroach. Then, when they fuck up the world with thier stupidity, they can commit cockroach seppuku, which won't work as they can survive without their heads. Ahh..the irony.

I want Siberian Tigers and Dolphins to survive. No nuclear winters, sorry.

Why don't we just all do one huge group hug to Madnestan?


Awwww *hugs Madnestan* :fluffle:

I want Siberian Tigers and Dolphins to survive. No nuclear winters, sorry.
No human kind so animals can go about killing each other off the face of the earth with out our involvement? What kind of world do you think this is? Animals have been slaughtering eachother for millions of years before humans were on the scene.

See, the thing is, some of us actually like living. And in response to your "blast your brains to the wall (assuming you have any)" statement...who's stupider, the dead guy, or the one whose brain isn't rotting in the ground/splattered on a wall? Plus, I'd say killing yourself is a pretty good indication of stupidity in the first place.

No human kind so animals can go about killing each other off the face of the earth with out our involvement? What kind of world do you think this is? Animals have been slaughtering eachother for millions of years before humans were on the scene.

You're wrong, shut up.

I want Siberian Tigers and Dolphins to survive. No nuclear winters, sorry.

Ah okay. So when the Siberian Tigers and Dolphins evolve to become the highest form on the planet, they'll grow to hate each other with an extreme predjudice. This will become a global war and they'll nuke each other instead, polluting both land and water, much like what we're doing, only out of hate instead of carelessness.

Seems to me that dominance = stupidity = unavoidable

You're wrong, shut up.
Wow...that's an intelligent rebuttal.

I Just read everything you screwballs just wrote and there are three things.

1. You Need a hug mixed with vodka and sex

2. You Have to lay off the drugs

3. Last but not least, There is somthing wrong with you.

You're wrong, shut up.
LOL
I take it you're sure they get your sense of humour..?

You're wrong, shut up.
I am sorry but disney lied to you. Animals kill eachother. Watch the discovery channel a little bit. Just for one day or so. And I am sure you will see a bear kill a fish or a lion killing a gazelle, or a wilderbeast stampede trampling some poor lil cheetah cubs to death, or any other of the near limitless ways animals kill eachother with out human involvement.

Madnestan, sounds like you're looking for a virus specific to humans that will wipe the planet clean while inflicting excruciating pain upon the humans it strikes down. I reccomend a few years of genetic engineering education, followed by some mad-scientist style tampering with life.

See, the thing is, some of us actually like living. And in response to your "blast your brains to the wall (assuming you have any)" statement...who's stupider, the dead guy, or the one whose brain isn't rotting in the ground/splattered on a wall? Plus, I'd say killing yourself is a pretty good indication of stupidity in the first place.

Well I can't know if you belong in the brainless minority of our so-called "society" (which is useless piece of shit but unfortunately seems unable to commit a suicide) so I had to take that possibility under consideration.

To answer your question, it's not about beeing "stupider" of someone else or something like that. That has nothing to do with anything. Problem is with the whole population of human beeings, the crowd of assholes that is currently making life miserable.

I am sorry but disney lied to you. Animals kill eachother. Watch the discovery channel a little bit. Just for one day or so. And I am sure you will see a bear kill a fish or a lion killing a gazelle, or a wilderbeast stampede trampling some poor lil cheetah cubs to death, or any other of the near limitless ways animals kill eachother with out human involvement.

Sberian Tigers are invincible and Dolhpins just fake their deaths. This clear? No hang yourself. I'll follow close behind.

Well I can't know if you belong in the brainless minority of our so-called "society" (which is useless piece of shit but unfortunately seems unable to commit a suicide) so I had to take that possibility under consideration.

To answer your question, it's not about beeing "stupider" of someone else or something like that. That has nothing to do with anything. Problem is with the whole population of human beeings, the crowd of assholes that is currently making life miserable.

Explain the bolded. Making life miserable for whom? The tigers and the dolphins?

I Just read everything you screwballs just wrote and there are three things.

1. You Need a hug mixed with vodka and sex

2. You Have to lay off the drugs

3. Last but not least, There is somthing wrong with you.

Hands off me!

I can take the vodka though. There can be something wrong with me, but you need to blame evolution for that, not me.

Just make yourself not care. How much does humanity matter in terms of all of existence anyway? Whatever we're doing now, at least it's (mostly) all contained to Earth. And I'm sure we'll manage to kill ourselves off somehow before we've expanded very much beyond that.

Explain the bolded. Making life miserable for whom? The tigers and the dolphins?

Yea.

I am sorry but disney lied to you. Animals kill eachother. Watch the discovery channel a little bit. Just for one day or so. And I am sure you will see a bear kill a fish or a lion killing a gazelle, or a wilderbeast stampede trampling some poor lil cheetah cubs to death, or any other of the near limitless ways animals kill eachother with out human involvement.
Oh, calm down. He was just kidding. Finnish sense of humour is just tad hard to follow. How else could you explain this: the private gun ownership is the highest in Europe; gun related killings are among the lowest in Europe; suicides are the highest in Europe - - It's just a blast for us to own a gun!

Plenty of wildlife for him to observe here, don't worry. :)

Sberian Tigers are invincible and Dolhpins just fake their deaths. This clear? No hang yourself. I'll follow close behind.
Hmmm....if siberian tigers are invincible why are you worried about them? Please we pathetic lowly humans need your divine leadership in the mass suicide, so you first.

Just make yourself not care. How much does humanity matter in terms of all of existence anyway? Whatever we're doing now, at least it's (mostly) all contained to Earth. And I'm sure we'll manage to kill ourselves off somehow before we've expanded very much beyond that.

Thanks. You're the first one giving me some hope.

I jsut can't wait that long, and it acn be that we run out of Siberian Tigers and Dolphin before that day comes...

Hmmm....if siberian tigers are invincible why are you worried about them? Please we pathetic lowly humans need your divine leadership in the mass suicide, so you first.

They die because of boredom and do suicides because they're just like me and cannot stand the stupidity of the human race.

EDIT: I can't do that just yet. I need to get more people behind the idea first.

They die because of boredom and do suicides because they're just like me and cannot stand the stupidity of the human race.

EDIT: I can't do that just yet. I need to get more people behind the idea first.
Are you being serious in thinking that you'll ever convince every human in the world to commit suicide? Because if so, you're being unrealistic. Even if you could somehow convince everyone who had a TV or radio, what about the ones that live the way they have for centuries, like the pygmies in South America and other tribes that live traditionally?

No hang yourself. I'll follow close behind.
Ok, I and everyone I know have hung ourselves.

*Ugh, Ugh, dies*

Now you can die to.

Are you being serious in thinking that you'll ever convince every human in the world to commit suicide? Because if so, you're being unrealistic. Even if you could somehow convince everyone who had a TV or radio, what about the ones that live the way they have for centuries, like the pygmies in South America and other tribes that live traditionally?

Good point there... haven't thought about that.

Perhaps I'll just send some tigers to eat them? That doesn't fit into the suicide idea though... Need to think about this.

Ok, I and everyone I know have hung ourselves.

*Ugh, Ugh, dies*

Now you can die to.

You lie. Evil.

Madnestan, you sound like a damn greenepeace hippy. Go kill yourself so that the rest of us can get some damn peace! And FUCK DOLPHINS. What about the tuna????:confused:

~EDIT~ Siberian tigers are cool though, I suppose we can let them live. But seriously, why don't we eat "tuna safe" dolphin? Isn't that rascist?

You lie. Evil.
Me? Lie? Never.
Ask anyone here and they'll tell you that I am the most peaceful, sweet, and utterly truthful person they know.
How am I still typing then?
Um, yeah, er, I'm . . . a . . . I'm a . . . Ghost! That's right, a GHOST! An interweb ghost.

Now you can kill yourself.

Madnestan, perhaps more direct measures should be taken if you really think humankind is evil. Think of all the supervillians who have tried to destroy the world! I'm sure you could come up with something better.

I found this to be a very funny thread.

However, I think we have not inflicted enough pain upon ourselves. Therefore I suggest that we enslave ourselves and place ourselves under the wise and benevolent leadership of the siberian tigers/dolpins. On a day to day basis, we can serve their every whim and desire and, on a grander scale, we can fight wars for our new holy masters!

I fell sorry for the guys who enslave themselves to the dolphins though, because they will have to pay for all the diving gear.

All hail our new animal overlords!

I found this to be a very funny thread.

However, I think we have not inflicted enough pain upon ourselves. Therefore I suggest that we enslave ourselves and place ourselves under the wise and benevolent leadership of the siberian tigers/dolpins. On a day to day basis, we can serve their every whim and desire and, on a grander scale, we can fight wars for our new holy masters!

I fell sorry for the guys who enslave themselves to the dolphins though, because they will have to pay for all the diving gear.

All hail our new animal overlords!
I'd much rather serve a Siberian Hamster warlord, but only if it could produce its pedigree.

As always, I side with the Ninjas. 'Cause they're ninjas. And they
are always right.

*Vanish*

I hate people and stuff.

Economic Left/Right: -7.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
Coincidence? You decide.

If you want to commit suicide, then honorable seppukku is the way to go. Instead of just being decapitated by the samurai warrior and his kenjutsu techniques, you take a tanto(large knife) and inflict yourself a gaping wound in the abdomen, cutting yourself open from side to side. Then, before you can show dishonor by displaying pain, the samurai chops your head off.

The only thing is, who's gonna decapitate the last samurai? :confused:

We should make sure the last one is so awesome he can do it himself!

I'd much rather serve a Siberian Hamster warlord, but only if it could produce its pedigree.
I thought you didnt like Hamster.
You are just a Sham.

Save the whales - kill yourself? Ok, bye, we'll split up your gear.