NationStates Jolt Archive


How will we save Creationists from the World?

Deleuze
02-11-2005, 17:46
I figure that's the more relevant question. People will believe whatever they want. How do we make sure no one gets hurt?
Zero Six Three
02-11-2005, 17:49
We kill them painlessly.
The South Islands
02-11-2005, 17:50
We kill them painlessly.

*coughtheocidecough*
AlanBstard
02-11-2005, 18:12
I'll snap his neck Kryters, he won't feel a thing

Same principle. I don't mind people having imaginary friends but when it starts to effect major decisions in your life...
Fass
02-11-2005, 18:18
We had the exact same thread yesterday and it was locked!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=451979
Carops
02-11-2005, 18:32
Maybe we should lock them in cages and poke them until they surrender their hard-fought beliefs?
Kevlanakia
02-11-2005, 18:38
We could make a rocket for each and every group of people with differing opinions, and then send each rocket to colonize different planets.* Then every time people on one planet's opinions start diverging, they can repeat the process. I expect we will have colonized the entire galaxy within a few generations.**



*We can make a burrowing pod for people who believe the earth is hollow.

**Though it's unlikely that we'll ever get all the different planets to cooperate.
Harlesburg
03-11-2005, 11:22
Kill all who oppose!
BackwoodsSquatches
03-11-2005, 11:24
I figure that's the more relevant question. People will believe whatever they want. How do we make sure no one gets hurt?


In a great big jar, with holes punched in the lid.


Then we can tap on their spiritual glass.