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One thing i have to say is i hate pro american threds and im getting bored of "america rocks" and "were the freest nation in the world" and "were helping the world without america the world would collaps" it wouldnt and america does not rock it is one of the worst coltures in the world you borow it from all the differnt countrys you come from and yet you seem to hate your ansesters nations why? And you are deffinatly not free just the fact that you have to pay tax and have to do what the law says. No country can ever be free you carnt do everything you want.
Allso why do you invade places like Iraq and Afganistan most amercans dont even know where they are. Why atack Iraq he never had weapons of mass destruction he didnt have nuclear capablity he wasnt even linked to al-quida and the afgan people even if your goverment says they were conected. Sadam husain didnt like extreemest muslims and killed a lot of them.
why dont you go atck a real evill dictator like kim jong il now theres pure evil he kills anyone who trys to leave and kills any one who doesnt like him it is the last starliest regiem. why not invade him oh look NO OILL!!!
america will never be self saficiant it has to reliy on other countrys for oil and food and other things.
but america does have its good points it does help a lot of countrys and the only real reason why the world hates america is because of your leaders and the stupid people who vote for them im glad bush will be out next term.
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So is this trolling or flamebait?

On to a more important subject, What's on TV tonight?

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On to a more important subject, What's on TV tonight?

Mythbusters is always fun.

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I think I stole this from Fass...

Mythbusters is always fun.
Oh, is that on tonight? That red-haired chick is reason enough to watch. The explosions and stuff are just the icing on the cake.

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I think I stole this from Fass...

Who cares where you stole it from, it rules!

Oh, is that on tonight? That red-haired chick is reason enough to watch. The explosions and stuff are just the icing on the cake.

Yes!

Explosions GOOD!

Did you see the one when they were testingthe "hiding yourself from bullets underwater" theory? That really suprised me.

So, when hitmen come after me, I'll just dive into my convienient ocean!

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I think I stole this from Fass...

The first person I saw use it was Super-power (not saying he was the first to use it, just the first person I saw use it).

Yes!

Explosions GOOD!

Did you see the one when they were testingthe "hiding yourself from bullets underwater" theory? That really suprised me.

So, when hitmen come after me, I'll just dive into my convienient ocean!
Yeah. Also remember when they tested the "exploing toilet" legend? They couldn't get it to blow up so they just filled it with a pound of blackpowder and POW!. That was cool.

The first person I saw use it was Super-power (not saying he was the first to use it, just the first person I saw use it).

Jeez, get back on topic!

Anyway, the chicks on Mythbusters are hot to the extreme.

One thing i have to say is i hate pro american threds and im getting bored of "america rocks" and "were the freest nation in the world" and "were helping the world without america the world would collaps"

And I'm getting really tired of the "America sucks" or "Everyone thinks America sucks, boo hoo" threads. Especially when the thread author is incoherent.

Every country has its good points and bad points.


Can we talk about something else now? There's nothing constructive about these threads.

Yeah. Also remember when they tested the "exploing toilet" legend? They couldn't get it to blow up so they just filled it with a pound of blackpowder and POW!. That was cool.

I do so love their philosophy on explosions.

If it can't naturally explode, we'll make it explode!

Jeez, get back on topic!

Anyway, the chicks on Mythbusters are hot to the extreme.
Especially the redhead. They should test something that involves her and a bikini or maybe some lingere. All in the name of science, of course.

americans SMELL!!! ♥♣♂♀╟!!!±!:fluffle:

Jeez, get back on topic!

Anyway, the chicks on Mythbusters are hot to the extreme.

We demand pictures!

Especially the redhead. They should test something that involves her and a bikini or maybe some lingere. All in the name of science, of course.

Erm...yes.

Which bras lift and seperate the most!

Can we talk about something else now? There's nothing constructive about these threads.

Yeah there is! Hot chicks, explosions and the "Aw jeez, not this shit again" picture.

We demand pictures!

http://www.kapitalisten.se/wordpress/wp-content/thumb-kari01.jpg

Erm...yes.

Which bras lift and seperate the most!
Lol, I'm gonna change my degree... bra studies...:p

Especially the redhead. They should test something that involves her and a bikini or maybe some lingere. All in the name of science, of course.

They probably won't, since it doesn't involve explosions, crashes, stinky stuff or guns.

Oh wait - they did paint her silver in one episode, but she wasn't wearing a bikini, just shorts and a little top. It seems to have been a remake of the one where they painted whathisname gold.

http://www.kapitalisten.se/wordpress/wp-content/thumb-kari01.jpg

We salute you!

They probably won't, since it doesn't involve explosions, crashes, stinky stuff or guns.

Oh wait - they did paint her silver in one episode, but she wasn't wearing a bikini, just shorts and a little top. It seems to have been a remake of the one where they painted whathisname gold.

Adam Savage?

Yah, but Woman in Silver pwns Man in Gold!

americans SMELL!!! ♥♣♂♀╟!!!±!:fluffle:
I don't think so, but you definitely stink.

On topic: I'm not from the US, but I don't hate it. It's not a perfect country, but it's better than most anyway.

Secularism!

I don't think so, but you definitely stink.

On topic: I'm not from the US, but I don't hate it. It's not a perfect country, but it's better than most anyway.

That is not the topic of this thread, silly. It's about some hot woman and things that go boom around said woman.

Secularism!
Only if by fault you mean most important, advanced, and civilized value.

That is not the topic of this thread, silly. It's about some hot woman and things that go boom around said woman.

Dont forget things that go boom because of said women.

Its spelled arrogant

Hey, remember the time they built a wooden cannon, fired it successfully, then blew it up?

Hey, remember the time they built a wooden cannon, fired it successfully, then blew it up?

That was great!

They're like," Hmmm...It could have blown up, but it didn't. Lets blow it up anyway!"

Seriously, being a host on that show must be one of the most fun jobs ever created.

Wow. I have a strong dislike for the American government but seriously :rolleyes: You make people who are anti-American government* look like they can't construct a decent argument.

And now I'll let people get back to discussing hot redheads.

*surprisingly enough, not all Americans are a big blob of people who have the exact same views as the government and who support everything ever done by the government. And they don't have direct control over their government's actions or motives.

That is not the topic of this thread, silly. It's about some hot woman and things that go boom around said woman.
Ah yes, how could I have been so wrong! :p I think the Mythbusters should test the resistance of a swimsuit against a scissors' cutting action. While Kari's wearing the swimsuit, of course.;)

America's worst faults?
-No amendment banning incoherrent attacks on the US and its citizens. Death penalty should be used in cases of horrible grammar.

-Two term limit. Come on. One guy starts his fourth term(and dies within a few months) and now presidents have to have less than three? Three's a cool number. Three should be the limit. Bush should stay in office until we get a candidate with a coherrent plan. If you want to get elected, we have to know what you want to do. Why do you think Bush is still in office. He had a coherrent plan. That was the one major thing that caused Kerry's defeat. He had more waffles than a house of pancakes.

-shows that don't include any of the following:
explosions
pie
hot chicks that aren't too underdressed
foxies
smart dialougue
intriguing story
interesting characters
comedy
action
drama that isn't in a femenine drama of betrayel and/or shopping

-only the rich and fruity go to Europe, which means Europeans tend to think that all Americans are rich and/or fruity.

-Darwinists

-people who still think that religion is still in the times of Robin Hood and mermaids throwing stones made out of swords at dragons of black knights.

-America's biggest, most glaring flaw:
the guy who made this thread was allowed to make this thread. No deportation if he or she's American? No massive military invasion of this person's homeland followed by a massive nuking campaign?

Ah yes, how could I have been so wrong! :p I think the Mythbusters should test the resistance of a swimsuit against a scissors' cutting action. While Kari's wearing the swimsuit, of course.;)
They could also compare the viscosity of jello, pudding, and corn oil by having both girls wrestle in a kiddy pool full of each. Then they could blow up the kiddy pools afterward.

Oh, is that on tonight? That red-haired chick is reason enough to watch. The explosions and stuff are just the icing on the cake.


Maybe they'll replace that crash test dummy-its in really bad shape.

They could also compare the viscosity of jello, pudding, and corn oil by having both girls wrestle in a kiddy pool full of each. Then they could blow up the kiddy pools afterward.

Mmmmmm...Jello, putting, and corn oil....mmmmmmm

americans SMELL!!! ♥♣♂♀╟!!!±!:fluffle:
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LOL I vOTED bush beCOYUSE BUSH Is hitler lol amarica sukcs :fluffle: :fluffle: :) :( :( :) :mp5: LOL SMELLY

LOL I vOTED bush beCOYUSE BUSH Is hitler lol amarica sukcs :fluffle: :fluffle: :) :( :( :) :mp5: LOL SMELLY
Is this parody?
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Is this parody?
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yeah the trouble with posters with only 5 posts you just can't tell

Is this parody?
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Yep don't worry. Before this account I was just plain "Dogburg", but I didn't come on for a while and it went inactive. I'm probably one of the most pro-american englishmen on the forums.

Is this parody?
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I think its just a tard. Nothing to worry about.

I think its just a tard. Nothing to worry about.

No no, it was parody.

No no, it was parody.

Or...A tard parody!

*scraches invisible beard*

I have no idea what this thread is about. I tried to read the first post but the spelling was so bad i had to jump and make an immediate post about it.

Maybe they'll replace that crash test dummy-its in really bad shape.
Didn't they repair it a while back?
I have no idea what this thread is about.
It's about the Mythbusters, of course. ;)

*wishes he could use a pic he's already been warned for*

I hate Americans because if you misspell something or you don't know how to form a sentence they will jump all over you. I'll give you an example - let's say you forget some punctuation or whole words or misspell "fault", "arrogant", "thread", etc. They'll just point at you and laugh. Like this - *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

When trolling the goal is to upset people, not to encourage them to laugh at you? Next time you troll you should make an effort to do a better job at it. Or how about you obey the forum rules and not troll at all? Sound good? Good.
ROFL

I like cheese.

I like cheese.

Do you? What kinds?

I like all non-mold cheese!

Medium cheddar all the way.

I'm a sharp man myself.

OP: judging from the cohesiveness of his argument, probably about 5 years old and using the computer behind his parents' back.

This thread was worth it just for this.

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I like all non-mold cheese!

Remember, If the cheese is blue, it's not for you!

At least thats how I choose my frommage

I prefare edam myself.

Is nobody else a fan of smoked gouda?

just a question, you say army, is that meant to be military? or did you mean the army as in saying the army is the worst branch?

if you meant millitary please keep in mind that that includes Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marines, and the Navy

and the army consists of the army.

Is nobody else a fan of smoked gouda?

Smoked Gouda esT tEh P|mPz0rZ!

I do so love their philosophy on explosions.

If it can't naturally explode, we'll make it explode!
Heh! I love that too. I've always said that there are very few problems in life that can't be solved with 20 lbs of C-4 ( plastic explosive ) and 1,000 feet of det-cord! :D

Heh! I love that too. I've always said that there are very few problems in life that can't be solved with 20 lbs of C-4 ( plastic explosive ) and 1,000 feet of det-cord! :D

What in the world would you use 20 pounds of C4 for?

What in the world would you use 20 pounds of C4 for?
What wouldn't you use it for?

What wouldn't you use it for?

I mean, what would require 20 pounds?

What wouldn't you use it for?

making spaghetti

What in the world would you use 20 pounds of C4 for?
It's great for yard work like cutting down trees, digging fish ponds, and removing pesky weeds.

making spaghetti
you could you just get a lot of those pots with the holes in them make lot of spaghetti dough(?Before it's in any shape and it's soft).

I mean, what would require 20 pounds?
well if you have big problems...

It's great for yard work like cutting down trees, digging fish ponds, and removing pesky weeds.

Hmmm...Cutting down trees with high explosive, eh?

*runs to armory*

Hmmm...Cutting down trees with high explosive, eh?

*runs to armory*
I prefer chainsaws myself.
They're great for dealing with trick or treaters as well (not that I'm saying explosives wouldn't be, of course...)

I prefer chainsaws myself.
They're great for dealing with trick or treaters as well (not that I'm saying explosives wouldn't be, of course...)

Here, have this caramel with a wire on it!

No more trick or treaters tonight!

Hmmm...Cutting down trees with high explosive, eh?

*runs to armory*
great for those though kitchen jobs too! Opening cans, getting rid of grease you name it!

great for those though kitchen jobs too! Opening cans, getting rid of grease you name it!

I can see Chef Tony on an infomercial now...

Did anyone see the one where they blew up the cement truck? BEST EPISODE EVER! They had the F.B.I. come in and put a couple thousands pounds of high explosives in it. It blew about 10 times harder than that one in Bahgdad last week. It was a thing of beauty! *wipes tear from my eye*

Did anyone see the one where they blew up the cement truck? BEST EPISODE EVER! They had the F.B.I. come in and put a couple thousands pounds of high explosives in it. It blew about 10 times harder than that one in Bahgdad last week. It was a thing of beauty! *wipes tear from my eye*

Most Sweet!

Damn, that thing was just loaded down. They kept putting more and more explosive in it.

Very erotic.

Did anyone see the one where they blew up the cement truck? BEST EPISODE EVER! They had the F.B.I. come in and put a couple thousands pounds of high explosives in it. It blew about 10 times harder than that one in Bahgdad last week. It was a thing of beauty! *wipes tear from my eye*
Yeah, that was cool. Somebody should just make a show where hot girls in sexy outfits blow things up. No plot, no point, just hot girls blowing things up.

Yeah, that was cool. Somebody should just make a show where hot girls in sexy outfits blow things up. No plot, no point, just hot girls blowing things up.
I would probably break down and cry from pure joy. Then I'd go buy a DVR.

It's great for yard work like cutting down trees, digging fish ponds, and removing pesky weeds.
....pesky weeds/niegbors/industrial districts.

....pesky weeds/niegbors/industrial districts.
Nuclear power plants?

Nuclear power plants?
I guess you could try it. That would be one big dirty bomb.

I guess you could try it. That would be one big dirty bomb.
Wouldn't it just.

Can we talk about something else now? There's nothing constructive about these threads.


Uh yeh I think most people had changed their minds about what to talk about from the beginning :p

Yeah, that was cool. Somebody should just make a show where hot girls in sexy outfits blow things up. No plot, no point, just hot girls blowing things up.
Give FOX a few years, they'll get there.