NationStates Jolt Archive

Well at randomly selectly a horse from a bag of names that will win the Melbourne Cup and thus me a shit load of money at least.

Linky (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=67902)

You sure are randomly spammy this morning.

You sure are randomly spammy this morning.
I'm the only person in my office. So noone is checking that I'm actually doing any work.

I'm the only person in my office. So noone is checking that I'm actually doing any work.

Apart from the devil in your idle hands.

Apart from the devil in your idle hands.
Indeed. I was thinking about masterbating. But we have huge glas window by our entrance and the accounts accross the hall might get scared.

Indeed. I was thinking about masterbating. But we have huge glas window by our entrance and the accounts accross the hall might get scared.

Cubicles? Toilets? Spaces under desks?

Cubicles? Toilets? Spaces under desks?
No cubicles. I work in the executive suite, upstairs fromt he main offices. Our toilets are weird and have no locks. Maybe, it may be cramped and given the location of my desk you would probally still see me.

Maybe, it may be cramped and given the location of my desk you would probally still see me.

I fail to understand the problem.

I fail to understand the problem.
Well some of us don't look good huddled up under a table masterbating...

Well some of us don't look good huddled up under a table masterbating...

:D lovely image

:D lovely image
I know... It's burned into my brain.