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The question has been asked a thousand times, 999 of those times by H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, so as soon as I have 50 votes I'll reveal the much awaited answer.

The question has been asked a thousand times, 999 of those times by H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, so as soon as I have 50 votes I'll reveal the much awaited answer.

I see no poll.

I see no poll.
I'm not magician. It takes a few seconds for my god-like powers to manifest a poll.

I see no poll.
Jew powers take a few minutes to manifest! He isn't Captain fucking magic.

NO

i have a hard enough time remembering who is who here.

you are a catholic atheist (or is it atheist catholic?). you are alse young, male and black. and you seem to live in australia.

if any of that is wrong I DONT WANT TO KNOW!

NO

i have a hard enough time remembering who is who here.

you are a catholic atheist (or is it atheist catholic?). you are alse young, male and black. and you seem to live in australia.

if any of that is wrong I DONT WANT TO KNOW!
Woah, pretty good. You left out the bit about being born in South Africa and traveling on a US Passport. But I'll forgive you :D

NO

i have a hard enough time remembering who is who here.

you are a catholic atheist (or is it atheist catholic?). you are alse young, male and black. and you seem to live in australia.

if any of that is wrong I DONT WANT TO KNOW!
How does one become a Catholic Athiest without the contradiction causing their heads to explode?
And he is young, male and jew, not young, male and black, foolish child.

How does one become a Catholic Athiest without the contradiction causing their heads to explode?
The wonders of science...?

The wonders of science...?
So you use rubber bands and duct tape to hold your head together? Fascinating.

So you use rubber bands and duct tape to hold your head together?Yes Fascinating.Not really. Sometimes I use some krazy glue to plug any leaks...

Totally

I can smell it

So you use rubber bands and duct tape to hold your head together? Fascinating.
its amazing what one can learn by watching reruns of "macgyver"

Totally

I can smell it
Makes as much sense as Colodia...

How does one become a Catholic Athiest without the contradiction causing their heads to explode?
And he is young, male and jew, not young, male and black, foolish child.
you are obviously not catholic, the religion of people who abort an unwanted pregnancy that occurred because using birth control is a sin.

Makes as much sense as Colodia...

well

if you're not jewish then you must be wearing some kind of jew scent

but what the hell kind of shop sells jew bait? :O

you are obviously not catholic, the religion of people who abort an unwanted pregnancy that occurred because using birth control is a sin.
That'd be even funnier if it was laced with fact. Abortion carries instant excommunication and is considered a larger sin then contraception.

Rotovia, you are going about this all wrong and seeming to be assuming that you being a Jew is a bad thing. Think about all these benefits you get to enjoy as a Jew:

You rule the world, so if your boss gives you shit about being late to work, you can just fire him
You control the banks, so if you went up to a teller and said: "I am a Jew and I would like some money" they would say "You are indeed a Jew and control the banks, here is money" and hand you a large (conveniently sized and located) sack with a green dollar sign painted on it
You control the major media, so you could finally kill off Reality TV with a wave of your hand
You caused the Black Death in Europe once, you can do it again
You can exploit lingering guilt about the holocaust and try to get pity sex from German girls on remembrance weeks
You have a number of holidays that have funny names and are never fully understood by anyone else, very mysterious

Now who wouldn't want to join this exclusive social club? Nazis thats who. You aren't a Nazi are you?

That'd be even funnier if it was laced with fact. Abortion carries instant excommunication and is considered a larger sin then contraception.
you arent operating under the assumption that catholic women dont get abortions are you? they get abortions at the same rate as everyone else.

many many good catholic girls dont use contraception (for various reasons including that its a sin) many of those who get pregnant, get abortions.

you arent operating under the assumption that catholic women dont get abortions are you? they get abortions at the same rate as everyone else.

many many good catholic girls dont use contraception (for various reasons including that its a sin) many of those who get pregnant, get abortions.

they did a study or something?

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007da21

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I do! Rotovia is probably somewhat concerned over whether he is Jewish or not. Osutoria-Hangarii is having b.o. problems because of this. Everyone who is anyone cares!

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007da21
lj sux

you arent operating under the assumption that catholic women dont get abortions are you? they get abortions at the same rate as everyone else.

many many good catholic girls dont use contraception (for various reasons including that its a sin) many of those who get pregnant, get abortions.
The rate of abortion amoung Catholics is something you couldn't possibly know.

It seems unlikely Catholics who don't use contraception for religous reasons would choose to knowingly invite instant excommunication.

Those that do are not Catholics anymore as they cannot attend Mass, Confession, Reconciliation or eat, live with or receive charity form a Catholic.

Rotovia, you are going about this all wrong and seeming to be assuming that you being a Jew is a bad thing. Think about all these benefits you get to enjoy as a Jew:

You rule the world, so if your boss gives you shit about being late to work, you can just fire him
You control the banks, so if you went up to a teller and said: "I am a Jew and I would like some money" they would say "You are indeed a Jew and control the banks, here is money" and hand you a large (conveniently sized and located) sack with a green dollar sign painted on it
You control the major media, so you could finally kill off Reality TV with a wave of your hand
You caused the Black Death in Europe once, you can do it again
You can exploit lingering guilt about the holocaust and try to get pity sex from German girls on remembrance weeks
You have a number of holidays that have funny names and are never fully understood by anyone else, very mysterious

Now who wouldn't want to join this exclusive social club? Nazis thats who. You aren't a Nazi are you?
Not in long while...

if nobody's allowed to do anything with catholics except other catholics, why are they on the internet :(

lj sux

Yes, yes it does. Its image hosting, though, is decent and since I didn't pay for it (using that of a friend), it's even better.

He's a Communist, Jewish, atheist, Catholic Nazi.

if nobody's allowed to do anything with catholics except other catholics, why are they on the internet :(
*shakes head* Catholics can't associate with excommunicated persons...

*shakes head* Catholics can't associate with excommunicated persons...
oh.

can i get excommunicated if i'm not catholic?

He's a Communist, Jewish, atheist, Catholic Nazi.
Makes sense. I like the way there's more oxymorons in that sentence then a George Bush speech.

oh.

can i get excommunicated if i'm not catholic?
No

The rate of abortion amoung Catholics is something you couldn't possibly know.

It seems unlikely Catholics who don't use contraception for religous reasons would choose to knowingly invite instant excommunication.

Those that do are not Catholics anymore as they cannot attend Mass, Confession, Reconciliation or eat, live with or receive charity form a Catholic.
you are so obviously not female

young women live in an idealistic dreamworld where nothing bad will happen to them. they are also sexual beings. it seems logical to them that they will 1) never have sex out of wedlock (that is a sin) and 2) never get pregnant if they do.

so they arent on birth control and even when they start a sexual relationship with their boyfriends they dont get on the pill because 1) its adimitting they are having sex and 2) its a sin.

when they end up pregnant, they are jolted out of the dreamworld they are living in and they do what seems best to them. for many, that is getting an abortion. as long as no one knows, they arent in any religious trouble. yeah thats the same kind of stupid thinking that keeps your kids from telling you about what they did BEFORE the cops call at the door.

next, there comes a point where a married woman with a bunch of kids realizes that she really cant handle one more. then there IS one more. and she does what is best for everyone, she gets an abortion before anyone knows that shes pregnant.

now im not saying that its COMMON for a woman to be that unrealistic. in this age most catholic women use birth control. especially after that first unintended pregnancy.

No
sux

so why aren't there fifty answers yet

i want to see if boobs

you are so obviously not female

young women live in an idealistic dreamworld where nothing bad will happen to them. they are also sexual beings. it seems logical to them that they will 1) never have sex out of wedlock (that is a sin) and 2) never get pregnant if they do.

so they arent on birth control and even when they start a sexual relationship with their boyfriends they dont get on the pill because 1) its adimitting they are having sex and 2) its a sin.

when they end up pregnant, they are jolted out of the dreamworld they are living in and they do what seems best to them. for many, that is getting an abortion. as long as no one knows, they arent in any religious trouble. yeah thats the same kind of stupid thinking that keeps your kids from telling you about what they did BEFORE the cops call at the door.

next, there comes a point where a married woman with a bunch of kids realizes that she really cant handle one more. then there IS one more. and she does what is best for everyone, she gets an abortion before anyone knows that shes pregnant.

now im not saying that its COMMON for a woman to be that unrealistic. in this age most catholic women use birth control. especially after that first unintended pregnancy.
any support for this?

sux

so why aren't there fifty answers yet

i want to see if boobsI want to see if boobs...?

<sniptactico>
YAY! Stereotypes and gross generalizations! Hooray for sexism!

I want to see if boobs...?
did i stutter b—h

lol j/k

<3 u

YAY! Stereotypes and gross generalizations! Hooray for sexism!
where do you people live that you dont know young women like this?

how do you think teenagers of any religion end up pregnant? they have sex without contraception because they dont want to admit they are going to have sex and that if they do have sex, they wont get pregnant.

do you all really not know that irish women to go great britain for abortions?

where do you people live that you dont know young women like this?

how do you think teenagers of any religion end up pregnant? they have sex without contraception because they dont want to admit they are going to have sex and that if they do have sex, they wont get pregnant.

do you all really not know that irish women to go great britain for abortions?
I mean, I don't know that

(USA $1!)

I mean, I don't know that

(USA $1!)
http://www.ifpa.ie/abortion/iabst.html

Between January 1980 and December 2004, at least 117,673 women travelled from Ireland for abortion services in Britain. There are no statistics to account for the number of women who travel to other countries for abortion services.

do you think all those women got excommunicated? i dont.

do you think those women were from the small number of non-catholic irish? i dont.

do you all really not know that irish women to go great britain for abortions?
This is also the case in Northern Ireland, which is bizarre, as NI is just as much a part of the UK as GB.

http://www.ifpa.ie/abortion/iabst.html



do you think all those women got excommunicated? i dont.

do you think those women were from the small number of non-catholic irish? i dont.
chill out spaz

chill out spaz

pardon me?

I demand the Myrth option!

rotovia, please forgive me for hijacking your thread. ill stop now.

All I want to know is, who brought the damn BLINTZ ?

http://www.ifpa.ie/abortion/iabst.html



do you think all those women got excommunicated? i dont.

do you think those women were from the small number of non-catholic irish? i dont.
1) Excommunication of women who have voluntary abortion is automatic.
2) These are hardly "good Catholic girls" if they're going about spreadin their legs

I demand the Myrth option!
DENIED

It looks like you have somehow swindled most of the Generalites, but I will out you yet! Only a Jew could be as much like you as you are!

Gotta go with not Jewish.

However, that's because I believe in not-Jewish until proven guilty.

:D

Anyway, if you are, kudos ... then you know the taste of baby Christian blood and are one of us chosen few who will rule the world. If not, then I feel sorry for you and can only hope that you remember that us great horned beasts are your overlord and that you'd better develop a taste for lox and cream cheese.

Ok ok ok .... no ... never mind ...

Forget I said this ... I was never here.

However, if you are Jewish, you'll send us a pic of your Jew gold that all of us hang about our necks.

It looks like you have somehow swindled most of the Generalites, but I will out you yet! Only a Jew could be as much like you as you are!

I saw you at Synagogue a couple of weeks ago for Sukkot .....

Oh, shit ... ummm ... no ... ummm ... he was ... ummm ... parking cars ... yeah ... that's it ... parking cars ....

Gotta go with not Jewish.

However, that's because I believe in not-Jewish until proven guilty.

:D

Anyway, if you are, kudos ... then you know the taste of baby Christian blood and are one of us chosen few who will rule the world. If not, then I feel sorry for you and can only hope that you remember that us great horned beasts are your overlord and that you'd better develop a taste for lox and cream cheese.

Ok ok ok .... no ... never mind ...

Forget I said this ... I was never here.

However, if you are Jewish, you'll send us a pic of your Jew gold that all of us hang about our necks.LMFAO!

LMFAO!

Oh sure ... a non-commital "LMFAO" ...

Show us your circumcision! If the penis is git, then you must acquit!

I saw you at Synagogue a couple of weeks ago for Sukkot .....

Oh, shit ... ummm ... no ... ummm ... he was ... ummm ... parking cars ... yeah ... that's it ... parking cars ....
Yes, parking cars, of course!
Did you know that posing as a valet is one of the most efficient ways of planting a car bomb when you have to assassinate someone . . .

Or, thats what I've heard anyway. Wouldn't know from experience. Of course not!

((Keruvalia, I think they bought it. Lets walk away slowly now, and don't mention the Jew Death Ray))

((Keruvalia, I think they bought it. Lets walk away slowly now, and don't mention the Jew Death Ray))

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh crap ... they're on to us .... RUN!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

((Keruvalia, I think they bought it. Lets walk away slowly now, and don't mention the Jew Death Ray))
Ha! You're Death Ray could never penetrate my layers of Jew Gol.... I mean hypothetically...

13 votes left...

Well if you are a Jew then I'd like to say. *cough and sneeze at same time*

If you're black then I'd like to say. *click click*

If you're Australian I'd like to say.........*throws shark at*

If you're a Catholic I'd like to say.......*throws little boy at*

If you're Atheist I'd like to say.........*throws all manner of religious stuff at.*

If none of the above.........*thumbs up*

JUST KIDDING!

All I want to know is, who brought the damn BLINTZ ?
Mmmmm blintz....

T-minus five votes to the truth about Rotovia!

T-minus five votes to the truth about Rotovia!

Two! Two left!

Go me! One more...then we can learn the secret of your Jew gold and delicious bagel recipes you always keep a copy of on you!:p

Rotovia! The time comes for you to reveal your true nature!

Rotovia! The time comes for you to reveal your true nature!
*drum roll*

*crowd goes silent*

My grandparents are!

*melancholy sets in*

*drum roll*
*crowd goes silent*
My grandparents are!
*melancholy sets in*
Brilliant!:D

Brilliant!:D
No! You cannot have any of my Jew Gold... mostly because it's still sitting my colon.

No! You cannot have any of my Jew Gold... mostly because it's still sitting my colon.
O.o

No! You cannot have any of my Jew Gold... mostly because it's still sitting my colon.
Since some people will miss this humour: It's a play on the idea Jews would swallow their gold when the Nazis came-a-tapping do they couldn't get it.

Since some people will miss this humour: It's a play on the idea Jews would swallow their gold when the Nazis came-a-tapping do they couldn't get it.

swallow gold? and get it messy? no jew would do that :P

*drum roll*

*crowd goes silent*

My grandparents are!

*melancholy sets in*

Which ones? If your mother's mother is Jewish, then officially you are.

Which ones? If your mother's mother is Jewish, then officially you are.
Officially?

I have to disagree.

It's like when people tell me I'm Jewish because my maternal grandma was. Either there need to be different words for the (to me) meaningless hereditary title and the actual religion. :/

Which ones? If your mother's mother is Jewish, then officially you are.
That's correct.

That's correct.
Wait just a fucking minute. Fiddlebottoms was right, based purely on your writing style? That is just too great.

well

if you're not jewish then you must be wearing some kind of jew scent

but what the hell kind of shop sells jew bait? :O
More importantly what would it smell like?
I say Bacon.

That's correct.


Oh I get it ... you're a Jew, but not Jewish ...

Well that's all that matters, then.

Of course ... I am a Jew ... but I embraced Islam ... oh shit ... a Muslim Jew! We've just breached rational sensibility ... danger ... danger .... must rationalize this as someone who hates himself ... quickly!

Errr ... again ... never mind ... I did not say this ... I was never here ...

Oh I get it ... you're a Jew, but not Jewish ...

Well that's all that matters, then.

Of course ... I am a Jew ... but I embraced Islam ... oh shit ... a Muslim Jew! We've just breached rational sensibility ... danger ... danger .... must rationalize this as someone who hates himself ... quickly!

Errr ... again ... never mind ... I did not say this ... I was never here ...
Arrgh No it cant be so.

Yes, parking cars, of course!
Did you know that posing as a valet is one of the most efficient ways of planting a car bomb when you have to assassinate someone . . .

Or, thats what I've heard anyway. Wouldn't know from experience. Of course not!

((Keruvalia, I think they bought it. Lets walk away slowly now, and don't mention the Jew Death Ray))

I thought I noticed you:
http://images.google.ie/images?q=tbn:MvtlkCLYrIkJ:http://www.hitmanforum.com/images/walkthroughs/kirovpark_wt_driverguise.jpg

marry a jewish girl and make her eat your sausage

Wait just a fucking minute. Fiddlebottoms was right, based purely on your writing style? That is just too great.
Yeah, bitch! Cha-cha-CHING!
Now, it is time for the victory dance!

Oh I get it ... you're a Jew, but not Jewish ...

Well that's all that matters, then.

Of course ... I am a Jew ... but I embraced Islam ... oh shit ... a Muslim Jew! We've just breached rational sensibility ... danger ... danger .... must rationalize this as someone who hates himself ... quickly!

Errr ... again ... never mind ... I did not say this ... I was never here ...
Heck I'm Catholic, so I feel your inter-cerebral pressure

marry a jewish girl and make her eat your sausage
Mmmm Chorissa...