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The little goofball is out trick-or-treating with his grandmother and my wife is out working on ruining other kids' mischief. Leaving me alone to answer the door. I already got a screaming toddler. :D

I'm a sithlord. I took a cheap $2 Jason hockey mask and I decorated it with some paints and make-ups that all clowns have. I then dressed all in black, donned a 'faceless' mask and wore the 'Sith' mask over it. The result is impressive. Add to that my Darth Vader Force FX lightsaber, and the costume is complete.

:D Other than the lightsaber(which I already owned), and the black sweatshirt, the costume cost me about $4. :D

Hail Darth Goofball! :cool:

My neighborhood is starting to lean toward the "rough" side with a lot of folks skulking around at odd hours and jacking parked cars.

I'm going to be passing out candy wearing my old Cop gear... with badge and Gun prominantly visible.

(interestingly enough, my car was broken into recently... they jacked the door then opened the glovebox, saw the box of .357 ammo and split. Not even the change in the (open) ashtray was disturbed. I wonder why? :D )

Hail Darth Goofball! :cool:

Pity my wife is such an internet nazi or I'd post some pics. Maybe I can convince her to let me take a shot of just the mask. *shrug*

Pity my wife is such an internet nazi or I'd post some pics. Maybe I can convince her to let me take a shot of just the mask. *shrug*
O...k... but I would not say that if I were you...
But I'm not you, so do what you want!:D

My neighborhood is starting to lean toward the "rough" side with a lot of folks skulking around at odd hours and jacking parked cars.

I'm going to be passing out candy wearing my old Cop gear... with badge and Gun prominantly visible.

(interestingly enough, my car was broken into recently... they jacked the door then opened the glovebox, saw the box of .357 ammo and split. Not even the change in the (open) ashtray was disturbed. I wonder why? :D )
Because gun don't kill people?

...Cheap shot, but worth it. :D

Pity my wife is such an internet nazi or I'd post some pics. Maybe I can convince her to let me take a shot of just the mask. *shrug*

You just need a diversion.

O...k... but I would not say that if I were you...
But I'm not you, so do what you want!:D

SHe isn't home. Otherwise, I wouldn't. She carries mace. :p

Pity my wife is such an internet nazi or I'd post some pics. Maybe I can convince her to let me take a shot of just the mask. *shrug*

I'm sure that you could convince her with your Goofball ways

Add to that my Darth Vader Force FX lightsaber...
Other than the lightsaber(which I already owned),

is that the really expensive lightsaber? like the $100+ one?

is that the really expensive lightsaber? like the $100+ one?

Yes. That's the collectible made by MasterReplicas that retails fro $119.

I have two of them, A Darth Vader and a Mace Windu.

I'm now looking into building my own.

My godson (age 18 months) got his first scream a few minutes ago, but it was from his mommy and it was a scream of delight...he's going as a tiny punk-rocker for his very first Halloween, and she couldn't be prouder.

I usually loath children, but seeing his tiny mohawk warmed my crusty old heart. He waddled up to me on his fat baby legs and displayed his temporary tattoo of a snake: "Wook. Bis is a snake. Goes thhhhhhhhh." (In his world, snakes lisp instead of hiss.) "My snake. I go tthhhhhhhhh. Punk-wok!" And off he waddled.

Punk-wok. My godson is the shit.

Devastatingly cute. Be sure to give insulin to whoever you show pictures to. :)

Devastatingly cute. Be sure to give insulin to whoever you show pictures to. :)
Seriously. My pancreas hurts every time I look at the kid.

my dad does a good one occasionally. all he needs is a knife with a little watered-down tomato ketchup smeared on it and lumber up to the door shouting at the kids to get lost. very effective, if cruel :D

cool. I always like to terrify kids.

I just did something very un-Christian. I made the trick or treaters close thier eyes and I dropped ice cubes into their treat bags. not nice, but will be having fun thinking about their reaction when they start to drip water LOL

cool. I always like to terrify kids.

I just did something very un-Christian. I made the trick or treaters close thier eyes and I dropped ice cubes into their treat bags. not nice, but will be having fun thinking about their reaction when they start to drip water LOL
thats awsome... it would actualy make my night if some one did that to me
yay for free candy, or ice:D

I've given a few todlers a scream from my mohawk which right now is totalling 4.5 inches, and I'm trimming it down in a few weeks.

Devastatingly cute. Be sure to give insulin to whoever you show pictures to. :)
Yeah, he is so going to get a stern talking to by the ADA for causing hundreds of civities.

I'm now looking into building my own.
You bring the glass tubes and gasoline, I'll bring the first aid kit and video camera.

In other news . . .
I just did something very un-Christian. I made the trick or treaters close thier eyes and I dropped ice cubes into their treat bags. not nice, but will be having fun thinking about their reaction when they start to drip water LOL
Can you send me before and after pictures for when they egg your house?

Can you send me before and after pictures for when they egg your house?
sure, and the picks of my husband holding them at gunpoint waiting for the cops to arrive?:p

They won't know that I did it, unless they are keeping some type of elaborate candy inventory, besides ice cubes are much better than when I used to scoop out cheap ice cream into their bags. It is trick or treat, I like to focus on the trick.

The little goofball is out trick-or-treating with his grandmother and my wife is out working on ruining other kids' mischief. Leaving me alone to answer the door. I already got a screaming toddler. :D

I'm a sithlord. I took a cheap $2 Jason hockey mask and I decorated it with some paints and make-ups that all clowns have. I then dressed all in black, donned a 'faceless' mask and wore the 'Sith' mask over it. The result is impressive. Add to that my Darth Vader Force FX lightsaber, and the costume is complete.

:D Other than the lightsaber(which I already owned), and the black sweatshirt, the costume cost me about $4. :D
Nice.

I made some kid sob 2 years ago because I did some zombie makeup and would peel a flap of skin over my hand back to show bones and flesh...

Seriously. Take one stage makeup class and you can scar the litte rats forever.

And bottle, I want your godson for my own. My cousin was a dinosour. it was "cute" (I was fighting to make him a visigoth or hun.

Now I'm depressed. We're getting our first rain in over a month. So far we've only had 6 kids and all but one of them were taller than I am. Shame. My husband, who's 6'4", dressed up all in black and had his cordless drill to whirr at the kids. With speakers in all the windows pumping out halloween music all over the neighborhood. I'm getting pretty good at doing the time warp. Looks like I'll be taking about 10 pounds of candy to share at work tomorrow.

Now I'm depressed. We're getting our first rain in over a month. So far we've only had 6 kids and all but one of them were taller than I am. Shame. My husband, who's 6'4", dressed up all in black and had his cordless drill to whirr at the kids. With speakers in all the windows pumping out halloween music all over the neighborhood. I'm getting pretty good at doing the time warp. Looks like I'll be taking about 10 pounds of candy to share at work tomorrow.

Now that is a real bummer. :(

I just got done chasing some parents around my front yard with my lightsaber. I forget that some people are deprived of such simple pleasures.

Now that is a real bummer. :(

I just got done chasing some parents around my front yard with my lightsaber. I forget that some people are deprived of such simple pleasures.

Wish you were my neighbor. The neighbors on both sides of us have all of their lights off. Usually we get dozens of kids and we take pictures of the best costumes. Oh well, there's always next year. :D

My godson (age 18 months) got his first scream a few minutes ago, but it was from his mommy and it was a scream of delight...he's going as a tiny punk-rocker for his very first Halloween, and she couldn't be prouder.

I usually loath children, but seeing his tiny mohawk warmed my crusty old heart. He waddled up to me on his fat baby legs and displayed his temporary tattoo of a snake: "Wook. Bis is a snake. Goes thhhhhhhhh." (In his world, snakes lisp instead of hiss.) "My snake. I go tthhhhhhhhh. Punk-wok!" And off he waddled.

Punk-wok. My godson is the shit.

Excellent!

My godson (age 18 months) got his first scream a few minutes ago, but it was from his mommy and it was a scream of delight...he's going as a tiny punk-rocker for his very first Halloween, and she couldn't be prouder.

I usually loath children, but seeing his tiny mohawk warmed my crusty old heart. He waddled up to me on his fat baby legs and displayed his temporary tattoo of a snake: "Wook. Bis is a snake. Goes thhhhhhhhh." (In his world, snakes lisp instead of hiss.) "My snake. I go tthhhhhhhhh. Punk-wok!" And off he waddled.

Punk-wok. My godson is the shit.
He sounds brilliant :D

I love Halloween...But I'm condemned to work tonight. I'm missing out on all the fun of my favorite holiday. I spent two hours carving my Pumpkin and had to give it to someone else to display :( because I don't get off work until after midnight.
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Can you send me before and after pictures for when they egg your house?
It turns out you were right, about the egging anyway, they ended up trying to egg the house next door. (I feel so bad now) I watched and didn't do anything, I am a bad bad person. :( My dog started barking and scared them away before they got through the whole dozen though, at least my dog has some redeeming qualities. I should go help my neighbor clean up right. And do I morally have to confess? I mean really do I have to?????

sure, and the picks of my husband holding them at gunpoint waiting for the cops to arrive?:p

They won't know that I did it, unless they are keeping some type of elaborate candy inventory, besides ice cubes are much better than when I used to scoop out cheap ice cream into their bags. It is trick or treat, I like to focus on the trick.
That's, thats just mean. Mind you, not as mean as the year when I bought a bunch of mini-bottles of really potent ginger beer and handed them out. If you aren't suspecting it, that shit's painful.

It turns out you were right, about the egging anyway, they ended up trying to egg the house next door. (I feel so bad now) I watched and didn't do anything, I am a bad bad person. :( My dog started barking and scared them away before they got through the whole dozen though, at least my dog has some redeeming qualities. I should go help my neighbor clean up right. And do I morally have to confess? I mean really do I have to?????

Do what I'd do; ...no, on second thought, you have to live next to them. They might not appreciate it if you tped their house.

Do what an inconsiderate non-clown would do; take pictures. :D

It turns out you were right, about the egging anyway, they ended up trying to egg the house next door. (I feel so bad now) I watched and didn't do anything, I am a bad bad person. :( My dog started barking and scared them away before they got through the whole dozen though, at least my dog has some redeeming qualities. I should go help my neighbor clean up right. And do I morally have to confess? I mean really do I have to?????
The eternal wisdom of the Fiddlebottoms has been proven absolute once again. Thank you for showing through this experiment that I am "t3h sm4rti3."

*Mutters*
((Fucking kids, got the wrong address! Targetted his neighbor! Well, he still bought it, but I am so not paying the full $50.))

The eternal wisdom of the Fiddlebottoms has been proven absolute once again. Thank you for showing through this experiment that I am "t3h sm4rti3."


are you sure you aren't in cahoots with those kids? It is kinda suspicious for you to say they would come back and egg and then later they came back and egged.:eek: :p

My mum and I went all out (as if we don't every year) bubbling cauldron w/ snakes and rats in it (dry ice in a small bowl inside the cauldron and blinking orange and black lights), carved pumpkins and set them out, had creepy music playing, dressed up to hand candy out at the door, hung ghosts from the trees, and handed out our regular size Starburst, Skittles, Sour Punch Straws, Blow pops, and Sweet-tarts. Halloween is soooo my favourite holiday :)

My mum lives in a subdivison in a smaller town, but they get more and more kids every year. This year we had a little over 500 trick-or-treaters. The family next door even had their son (who owns a farm outside of town) dress up as the headless horseman and ride around the neighborhood, quite cool :).

We had several kids who refused to come up to the door because it was both creepy outside and inside (my mum decorated the foyer with pumpkins, skulls, ghosts and other creepy ghouls :) ). A lot of the younger kids cried, so I had to walk out and give them their candy, heh.

"I got my first scream."

I've gotten so many to scream over the years that I've lost track!

Oh. You're talking about Halloween! Heh! ;)

I love Halloween...But I'm condemned to work tonight. I'm missing out on all the fun of my favorite holiday. I spent two hours carving my Pumpkin and had to give it to someone else to display :( because I don't get off work until after midnight.
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Woah!

Did you really carve that yerself?

Thats the coolest pumpkin Ive ever seen!

Woah!

Did you really carve that yerself?

Thats the coolest pumpkin Ive ever seen!

That really is groovy. *nod*

Pity my wife is such an internet nazi or I'd post some pics. Maybe I can convince her to let me take a shot of just the mask. *shrug*

Dude. You remember that video I sent you? Of the Darth Vader guy scaring his wife? DO IT. DO IT NOW.