Kecibukia
31-10-2005, 22:51
Where is the highest point in town?
Where is the nearest bank?
Corner store then?
Is this rated to go through kevlar?
Do you have any paper targets of children?
Do you know how to make napalm?
How hard is it to fill one of these clips while runnin?
Look out for the vampire that works the night shift at IHOP!
And then they said I needed money to leave the store with their product.
Any free samples?
Can I borrow that rifle and a few rounds?
Thank you infidel!
It's amazing how something so small can take a life ins't it!?
>>Do you have any paper targets of children?
Look out for the vampire that works the night shift at IHOP!<<
Certainly my two favorites!
How about:
How easy is it to file a barrel?
Do these come in silver?
Are you going to require ID for these?
Do you have security cameras in here?
Have you noticed all the (insert racial slur) moving into the neighborhood?
F'in cops!
What time does the elementary school get out?
Time to cast my vote.
You dont do background checks do you?
(To invisible third party) What? No I will NOT! Because we barely got away LAST TIME thats why!
Just go in, weep softly, and point to the .45 ACP rounds. Pay with cash (saying "Keep the change") and tear pictures in half out of your wallet.
Sing "There's No Business like Show Business."
Ask if they sell to un-convicted felons.
Walk in wearing a tinfoil hat and refuse to buy anything until the owner does the same.
Come on, hurry up, the getaway driver is a real pain in the ass, when we're running late!
Yeah My Step Mom is in town thought I would go visit.
Wow am I tired, I was up all night shooting nazis and zombies.
Discharge ME will they!
I didn't want to work at Taco Bell anyway!
Ever seen the movie the Wild Bunch? Those guys are my heroes!
Can I load this in here?
Do you know where Jack Thompson lives?
You ever had a problem with a neighbor's dog before?
My dad said never look down the barrel, but how else are you gonna know if it's loaded?
As soon as this is loaded, I'd recommend opening the register.
Do you guys also carry ski masks?
Which church in town has the highest steeple?
Did you know people taste like chicken?
Will these go through a bullet proof vest?
Where's the nearest pre-school?
God, I hate it when I lose at paintball! They cheated, I know they cheated, and I can prove it!!
Ever had a guy sleep with your wife before?
So my wife wants a divorce.
This time they will stay dead!
This one time, I could actually hear the screams over my earplugs!
Ever been shot before?
You might not want to go outside for about twenty minutes.
(wearing a clown mask) Laugh at me, will they!
(Face painted like a mime) It's payback time.
It’s all so biblical. First was Abraham and John, and now I’m going to get me a burning Bush!
And I’d like a Plasma Rifle in the 40mw range.
And now to step into Immortality!
*singing* I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle [continues]
I subscribe to the Klingon school of political advancement. Time to get me a Promotion!
It IS a good day to die.
To invisible friend - Ok..stop with the screaming. Your ruining my concentration!
"I'm a young girl who kills mooks for fun and profit. If I kill one more stupid guy with a gun, I will meet my goal for the school year and I could win a trip to Space Camp.
Are any of you guys mooks?"
I've never shot anyone before.
WE FEW, WE HAPPY FEW, WE BAND OF BROTHERS, FOR WHOEVER HAS SHED HIS BLOOD WITH ME SHALL BE MY BROTHER. AND THOSE MEN AFRAID TO GO, WILL THINK THEMSELVES LESSER MEN AS THEY HEAR OF HOW WE FOUGHT AND DIED TOGETHER.
Our deaths shall be MAGNIFICENT! Glory to the first man who dies!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHRONE!
I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.
Sleep with MY little girl will he! I’ll show HIM!
Do you believe in God, Mister?
<mutter> "Compensating, am I?!" <to owner> "Do you have anything bigger?"
"This Halloween nobody had better say I don't look like the JOKER!! He's my hero, you know?"
Shamelessly cut n pasted from the AFMBE website.
Where is the nearest bank?
Corner store then?
Is this rated to go through kevlar?
Do you have any paper targets of children?
Do you know how to make napalm?
How hard is it to fill one of these clips while runnin?
Look out for the vampire that works the night shift at IHOP!
And then they said I needed money to leave the store with their product.
Any free samples?
Can I borrow that rifle and a few rounds?
Thank you infidel!
It's amazing how something so small can take a life ins't it!?
>>Do you have any paper targets of children?
Look out for the vampire that works the night shift at IHOP!<<
Certainly my two favorites!
How about:
How easy is it to file a barrel?
Do these come in silver?
Are you going to require ID for these?
Do you have security cameras in here?
Have you noticed all the (insert racial slur) moving into the neighborhood?
F'in cops!
What time does the elementary school get out?
Time to cast my vote.
You dont do background checks do you?
(To invisible third party) What? No I will NOT! Because we barely got away LAST TIME thats why!
Just go in, weep softly, and point to the .45 ACP rounds. Pay with cash (saying "Keep the change") and tear pictures in half out of your wallet.
Sing "There's No Business like Show Business."
Ask if they sell to un-convicted felons.
Walk in wearing a tinfoil hat and refuse to buy anything until the owner does the same.
Come on, hurry up, the getaway driver is a real pain in the ass, when we're running late!
Yeah My Step Mom is in town thought I would go visit.
Wow am I tired, I was up all night shooting nazis and zombies.
Discharge ME will they!
I didn't want to work at Taco Bell anyway!
Ever seen the movie the Wild Bunch? Those guys are my heroes!
Can I load this in here?
Do you know where Jack Thompson lives?
You ever had a problem with a neighbor's dog before?
My dad said never look down the barrel, but how else are you gonna know if it's loaded?
As soon as this is loaded, I'd recommend opening the register.
Do you guys also carry ski masks?
Which church in town has the highest steeple?
Did you know people taste like chicken?
Will these go through a bullet proof vest?
Where's the nearest pre-school?
God, I hate it when I lose at paintball! They cheated, I know they cheated, and I can prove it!!
Ever had a guy sleep with your wife before?
So my wife wants a divorce.
This time they will stay dead!
This one time, I could actually hear the screams over my earplugs!
Ever been shot before?
You might not want to go outside for about twenty minutes.
(wearing a clown mask) Laugh at me, will they!
(Face painted like a mime) It's payback time.
It’s all so biblical. First was Abraham and John, and now I’m going to get me a burning Bush!
And I’d like a Plasma Rifle in the 40mw range.
And now to step into Immortality!
*singing* I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle [continues]
I subscribe to the Klingon school of political advancement. Time to get me a Promotion!
It IS a good day to die.
To invisible friend - Ok..stop with the screaming. Your ruining my concentration!
"I'm a young girl who kills mooks for fun and profit. If I kill one more stupid guy with a gun, I will meet my goal for the school year and I could win a trip to Space Camp.
Are any of you guys mooks?"
I've never shot anyone before.
WE FEW, WE HAPPY FEW, WE BAND OF BROTHERS, FOR WHOEVER HAS SHED HIS BLOOD WITH ME SHALL BE MY BROTHER. AND THOSE MEN AFRAID TO GO, WILL THINK THEMSELVES LESSER MEN AS THEY HEAR OF HOW WE FOUGHT AND DIED TOGETHER.
Our deaths shall be MAGNIFICENT! Glory to the first man who dies!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHRONE!
I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.
Sleep with MY little girl will he! I’ll show HIM!
Do you believe in God, Mister?
<mutter> "Compensating, am I?!" <to owner> "Do you have anything bigger?"
"This Halloween nobody had better say I don't look like the JOKER!! He's my hero, you know?"
Shamelessly cut n pasted from the AFMBE website.