The Last Samurai
Lights Blessing
31-10-2005, 21:47
If Tom Cruise can be the Last Samurai then can Samuel L Jackson can be the last Confederate.
Can any one come up with improbable lasts?
If Tom Cruise can be the Last Samurai then can Samuel L Jackson can be the last Confederate.
Can any one come up with improbable lasts?
Barbara Strisand as the last Repbulican Church Lady.
Drunk commies deleted
31-10-2005, 21:51
Jet Li is The Last Zulu!
Can any one come up with improbable lasts?
This being the last thread where people can boost their post counts without needing to think.
Silliopolous
31-10-2005, 21:54
Jolt Forums hosting the Last Spam Thread...
Greater Valia
31-10-2005, 21:56
Jolt Forums hosting the Last Spam Thread...
ZING!
Vittos Ordination
31-10-2005, 22:00
Leonard Nimoy is the Last of the Mohicans
Kroisistan
31-10-2005, 22:00
Osama bin Laden as the Last American Porno Star.
The President of Iran as The Last Zionist.
President Bush as the Last Human Being.
Paris Hilton as the Last American Virgin.
Britney Spears as the Last Good Singer.
Tony Blair as the last non-conservative Prime Minister
Mooseica
31-10-2005, 22:07
Can't think of any right now, but on the topic of the Last Samurai, did anyone else find it seriously funny when he's walking through the Samurai village and there's all the villagers looking round at him and you just know they're whispering stuff like (in Japanese obviously) 'look! It's Tom Cruise trying incredibly hard to get an Oscar!' Hehe, it made me chuckle.
Pure Metal
31-10-2005, 22:07
Mr Blobby (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/410000/images/_414837_blobby150.jpg) as the Last Of The Mohicans
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/last_african.jpg
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/last_marine.jpg
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/last_inuit.jpg
Romanore
31-10-2005, 22:28
Jackie Chan as the Last English Professor
Hugh Hefner as the Last Christian Coalition CEO
Pee Wee as the Last Spank-Off Master...oh, wait.
Teh_pantless_hero
31-10-2005, 22:28
Stephen Hawking is the last Master of the Universe.
Christopher Walken as The Last Fluffy Easter Bunny.
Romanore
31-10-2005, 22:41
Christopher Walken as The Last Fluffy Easter Bunny.
Dude. Christopher Walken is the Easter Bunny. Or...didn't you know that?
Hollywood movies, the last producer of 'authentic' portrayals of minority groups.
Brussel sprouts, the last yummy vegetable.
Religious suicide bomber, the last moderate.
Water, the last dry thing.
Dude. Christopher Walken is the Easter Bunny. Or...didn't you know that?
He isn't fluffy, though.
Eutrusca
31-10-2005, 22:46
Can any one come up with improbable lasts?
Angelina Jolie as the last ho? :D
Romanore
31-10-2005, 22:48
He isn't fluffy, though.
Touche, salesman...
Mooseica
31-10-2005, 22:48
Angelina Jolie as the last ho? :D
Hey hey hey, whoa whoa whoa, she's not a ho ..... she's a lady of negotiable affection, there's a world of difference :p ;)
If Tom Cruise can be the Last Samurai then can Samuel L Jackson can be the last Confederate.
Can any one come up with improbable lasts?
Wasn't the last Confederate General to surrender a full-blooded Cherokee?