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How To Repair A Washing Machine

Sierra BTHP
31-10-2005, 19:50
Using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

I needed a laugh, and I was tired of all the serious threading going on, so here's a bit of fun.

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20052810.asp
Carnivorous Lickers
31-10-2005, 20:36
Damnit!
I thought I was going to get some useful info here...One of the mounts broke on my washer machine and it hops all over the place.

You know- there is a time and place for this sort of thing...
Sinuhue
31-10-2005, 20:37
Kehehehee...and I popped into the thread thinking there would be something dirty involved...
Carnivorous Lickers
31-10-2005, 20:38
If I'm not mistaken, you have to count to three after you pull the pin. Not four. The number shall be three..
Carnivorous Lickers
31-10-2005, 20:39
Kehehehee...and I popped into the thread thinking there would be something dirty involved...


You could sit on the washer machine and let me agitate then spin you. I'll even set the dial to "heavy soil" just for you...
Sinuhue
31-10-2005, 20:39
If I'm not mistaken, you have to count to three after you pull the pin. Not four. The number shall be three..
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Graham IV
31-10-2005, 20:40
Trust the US Army to brighten our day!

Nice one lads!
Sinuhue
31-10-2005, 20:40
You could sit on the washer machine and let me agitate then spin you. I'll even set the dial to "heavy soil" just for you...
See...I knew you'd save this thread for me!

I vaguely remember watching some show when I was barely a teen, about a lonely housewife remarking on how she so loved the spin cycle...was it a movie? I can't remember...
Eutrusca
31-10-2005, 20:41
Using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

I needed a laugh, and I was tired of all the serious threading going on, so here's a bit of fun.

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20052810.asp
LOL! I've seen that one before but it still gets a belly-laugh! :D
Carnivorous Lickers
31-10-2005, 21:21
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

I'm impressed, Sin. Never figured you for a Grail fan...
Carnivorous Lickers
31-10-2005, 21:23
See...I knew you'd save this thread for me!

I vaguely remember watching some show when I was barely a teen, about a lonely housewife remarking on how she so loved the spin cycle...was it a movie? I can't remember...

I dont know, but I'm remembering John Candy banging against the washer saying it was going to take his load, etc... Uncle Buck
Mirchaz
31-10-2005, 22:25
See...I knew you'd save this thread for me!

I vaguely remember watching some show when I was barely a teen, about a lonely housewife remarking on how she so loved the spin cycle...was it a movie? I can't remember...

this also was a john candy movie. the one w/ the bear? and dan akroyd... however i don't remember the name. They stayed in a cabin in the woods.....
Sinuhue
31-10-2005, 22:54
I'm impressed, Sin. Never figured you for a Grail fan...
Are you kidding? I have the entire collection...I'm a fanatic!