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Furnature and frustration. :headbang:

Celtlund
30-10-2005, 21:46
The wife wanted a curio cabinet to put her doll collection and other stuff in for a long time. A week or so ago a store had them on sale for about $150.00 and her birthday is coming soon. Very nice looking cabinet, lots of glass in the front, glass doors on the side, glass shelves, an upper and lower mirror in the back, a light in the top and a cherry wood finish, very posh and well worth the money. Oh, did I mention you have to put it together yourself?

Got it home, got the neighbor to help me get it in the house and put the huge box in the front hall were it stayed for a week while I got up the gumption to put it together. Yesterday I opened the box, got out the directions, and did an inventory. Surprise, everything was there.

I sat down to read the directions, which were printed in China. Fortunately, they were written in English and were marginally poor. Not real clear on some things which made putting the thing together a little of a challenge.

We didn’t get it all done yesterday and all we had to do today was put the upper and lower mirrors on the back and install the shelves. The mirrors are supposed to fit into a groove in the wood, but instead of using clips to hold the mirrors in place you get two pieces of heavy cardboard and a bunch of screws. The cardboard goes over the back of the mirrors and the screws hold everything in place. Needless to say, the mirrors did not fit into the groove. Side to side they fit perfectly, but they were a little to long.

Well said I, I’ll just set the mirrors in place, make sure they set in the groove in the bottom and put the cardboard in place. That will be fine. It will hold. Needless to say, there were no predrilled holes in the wood for the screws, so I put the cardboard in place over the mirrors, and drilled through the holes into the cardboard into the wood. I used my trusty electric drill to tighten the 25 or so screws and when I was almost done, I heard a very distinctive and loud POP. I froze and the wife said, “What’s wrong?” I replied, I think I just broke the mirror. The cabinet was laying face down on the floor while we put the mirrors and back on. When I set the cabinet up straight, both mirrors were cracked.

Was the huge crack in the mirror of the cabinet on display in the store trying to tell me something? Why can’t life be simple? Why can’t people build kits that have all the pieces and all the parts fit? We humans can make precision equipment that will take astronauts into space, but we just can’t seem to make kit furniture that works. :headbang:
Call to power
30-10-2005, 21:51
I suggest you go back to the shop and yell until you get a refund then spend the cash on a romantic evening "choo choo" here comes the score train next stop you:D
IL Ruffino
30-10-2005, 21:57
:eek: :(
Pure Metal
30-10-2005, 22:04
Why can’t life be simple?
why indeed :(
Fass
30-10-2005, 22:08
We humans can make precision equipment that will take astronauts into space, but we just can’t seem to make kit furniture that works. :headbang:

IKEA tends to be able to do just that. :p
Smunkeeville
30-10-2005, 22:40
take it back to the store and demand a refund plus. I had a similar experience with a bookshelf once :( I put what I could back in the box (it never does fit the same twice) and took it back to the store and threw a big fit. I ended up with a full refund, plus store credit in the amount of $10 and a gift card to the restruant down the street from the store. :p It could work for you, although you may send your wife in (women are generally better at throwing fits)
Celtlund
30-10-2005, 23:23
take it back to the store and demand a refund plus. I had a similar experience with a bookshelf once :( I put what I could back in the box (it never does fit the same twice) and took it back to the store and threw a big fit. I ended up with a full refund, plus store credit in the amount of $10 and a gift card to the restruant down the street from the store. :p It could work for you, although you may send your wife in (women are generally better at throwing fits)

I can't take it back. a. I no longer have the box. b. It is all together now as one very heavy unit. c. Both the wife and I have a day and a half labor invested in it. I think I'll wait unitl we move in about three years and get it fixed after the move. In the mean time she can put some dolls in front of the cracks. :(
Potaria
30-10-2005, 23:26
IKEA tends to be able to do just that. :p

What he said. IKEA furniture is really cheap, but it's (very) durable and it looks nice.

Sweden rocks.
Celtlund
30-10-2005, 23:49
What he said. IKEA furniture is really cheap, but it's (very) durable and it looks nice.

Sweden rocks.

So where in the US, or better yet on line, can I get IKEA furniture? Oh, and when you "cheap" do you mean inexpensive or poor quality?
Potaria
30-10-2005, 23:54
So where in the US, or better yet on line, can I get IKEA furniture? Oh, and when you "cheap" do you mean inexpensive or poor quality?

Inexpensive. Very inexpensive.

I know that there's a huge IKEA store in West Houston... That's the only one I know of here. Do a google search.
Celtlund
30-10-2005, 23:57
Inexpensive. Very inexpensive.

I know that there's a huge IKEA store in West Houston... That's the only one I know of here. Do a google search.

Thanks.
Dobbsworld
31-10-2005, 00:07
IKEA tends to be able to do just that. :p
Oh yeah?

When I get the hankering to have a no-holds-barred knuckle-duster with my significant other, I just try assembling something from IKEA. A virtual guarantee of a night spent on the couch, with a poorly-built hunk of minimalist Swedish crapola lurking in a corner. Never sits right, never stands straight, made of particle board piece o' crap that never fails to start a fight.

I frickin' HATE IKEA.
Fass
31-10-2005, 00:10
When I get the hankering to have a no-holds-barred knuckle-duster with my significant other, I just try assembling something from IKEA. A virtual guarantee of a night spent on the couch, with a poorly-built hunk of minimalist Swedish crapola lurking in a corner. Never sits right, never stands straight, made of particle board piece o' crap that never fails to start a fight.

Haha! Even I with my limp wrists manage to assemble IKEA stuff. I guess I'm just more man than you.
Celtlund
31-10-2005, 00:18
Haha! Even I with my limp wrists manage to assemble IKEA stuff. I guess I'm just more man than you.

Is it made of fiberboard or real wood? I took a quick look at their web site and the prices at Wal Mart are the same or better than IKEA. I'm concerned about the quality.
Fass
31-10-2005, 00:24
Is it made of fiberboard or real wood? I took a quick look at their web site and the prices at Wal Mart are the same or better than IKEA. I'm concerned about the quality.

It depends, really. I'm bad at IKEA knowledge, though, as I don't own any IKEA stuff. I've only assembled it for friends, and the quality seems to have been good. The things I've assembled have survived my student friends' numerous moves, despite being assembled and reassembled at each occasion.
Dobbsworld
31-10-2005, 00:41
Haha! Even I with my limp wrists manage to assemble IKEA stuff. I guess I'm just more man than you.
Yeah, but I bet I look better in a dress than you, Fass.

:D
Myrmidonisia
31-10-2005, 00:47
IKEA tends to be able to do just that. :p
I gotta agree with you about IKEA furniture. If they would only put some decoration on the stuff, it'd be adequate. Nothing mass produced is ever going to beat Ethan Allen -- either in the high quality or the outrageous price.
Myrmidonisia
31-10-2005, 00:51
Is it made of fiberboard or real wood? I took a quick look at their web site and the prices at Wal Mart are the same or better than IKEA. I'm concerned about the quality.
What I've seen at showrooms looks like real wood, not veneered MDF. They may well use some MDF and cover it with melamine in kitchen cabinets, but the stuff that looks like solid maple, usually is.

My only objection to IKEA furniture is that it's so plain. It wouldn't hurt them to put some moldings and carvings and other ornamentation on the stuff.
Celtlund
31-10-2005, 01:56
Yeah, but I bet I look better in a dress than you, Fass.

:D

Post a picture of the both of you in dresses in another thread and do a poll. Let the readers decide. In this thread, we want to talk about furniture.
Celtlund
31-10-2005, 01:59
I gotta agree with you about IKEA furniture. If they would only put some decoration on the stuff, it'd be adequate. Nothing mass produced is ever going to beat Ethan Allen -- either in the high quality or the outrageous price.

The wife an I have wanted Ethan Allen most of the 37 years we have been married. I'm still waiting to win PowerBall so I can buy it. :)
Myrmidonisia
31-10-2005, 02:13
The wife an I have wanted Ethan Allen most of the 37 years we have been married. I'm still waiting to win PowerBall so I can buy it. :)
We go visit the showrooms, but we don't own any either. Maybe when the stock options come into the money ...