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I'm picking up City of Villains today. In order to get into the spirit of playing a villain, I am going to be especially ornery, naughty and troublesome for the next 30 days.

I've placed a few phone calls, and I am already looking into a few good pranks.

A good friend is going on vacation for the week of Thanksgiving. I thought I might do some landscaping in his yard while he's gone. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

I'm still finalizing details, but if this works out, I'll probably have to move to Tibet.

In other news, I just made a deal with a local supermarket. They are going to sell me all the cakes and pies I want that are 1 day beyond their expiration dates for $1 each. Last time I did this, I had collected nearly 100 such pastries in just a few days for a rather pleasantly messy charity event. This time, it's for fun! :D

One of my friends is getting married! I just ordered a set of matching his and hers vibrating dildos. WHy? Because I care. :)

You are a sick, twisted and disturbed person. Keep up the good work.

You are a sick, twisted and disturbed person. Keep up the good work.
What he said.

I love it.good luck with the landscaping and the tibet thing (say hi to the dalai lama for me):D

I think that you should combine the cakes with the didloes somehow. I'm not really sure about anything other then the fact that three nights ago, whilst contemplating the universe at a certain drinks place, I wrote down this equation on a wet napkin:
Dildoes + Marriage + Stale Pie = FUN!!
And I have no reason to doubt its accuracy in describing the nature of all things.

I think that you should combine the cakes with the didloes somehow. I'm not really sure about anything other then the fact that three nights ago, whilst contemplating the universe at a certain drinks place, I wrote down this equation on a wet napkin:
Dildoes + Marriage + Stale Pie = FUN!!
And I have no reason to doubt its accuracy in describing the nature of all things.

I use fresh cakes and pastries in all my bedroom activities. :)

his and her dildos? is the "Hers" a rabbit?

I use fresh cakes and pastries in all my bedroom activities. :)
That's right, LG, insist on quality. :)

Hey LG, were you in the CoV Beta test?

Hey LG, were you in the CoV Beta test?

Yes, I was. I like masterminds, but so does everybody else. Drastically overplayed. I also enjoyed testing with my stalker.

Yes, I was. I like masterminds, but so does everybody else. Drastically overplayed. I also enjoyed testing with my stalker.
I, of course, had to create a MM, but I had more fun playing my corrupter. I was in CoH Beta back in the day, so I got to be in the first wave of CoV Beta testers, and thus had a chance to try a little of everything. I'll be interested to see how things turn out after live release.

Okay, done hijacking now!

I use fresh cakes and pastries in all my bedroom activities. :)
But if you defy the formula you might only get "FUN!" or even "Fun!", as opposed to the needed "FUN!!"

But if you defy the formula you might only get "FUN!" or even "Fun!", as opposed to the needed "FUN!!"
Well, if he uses fresh almond pies, he will get "FUN!!!!!" and I don't know if that's what he wanted, but it certainly is better than just "FUN!" or even "Fun!".

Well, if he uses fresh almond pies, he will get "FUN!!!!!" and I don't know if that's what he wanted, but it certainly is better than just "FUN!" or even "Fun!".
I don't know if I want to start combining almonds and dildoes. That might become uncomfortable pretty quickly.

Honestly, I think you might like Evil Genius alot better.

Yes, I was. I like masterminds, but so does everybody else. Drastically overplayed. I also enjoyed testing with my stalker.
You have your very own stalker? Damn! Now I'm jealous! :(

You have your very own stalker? Damn! Now I'm jealous! :(

You mean you haven't spotted yours yet? Heh. He's a sneaky one. :)

I live near the local elementary school(The kids are perfectly safe. Well... until now. :p ) and there's a path through the woods behind my house that leads from the school to a nearby apartment complex. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Those kids for the most part just run on through on their way home.

But I've been thinking of boobytrapping the trail.... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

Honestly, I think you might like Evil Genius alot better.

Evil Genius was an amazingly amusing game to play.

I live near the local elementary school(The kids are perfectly safe. Well... until now. :p ) and there's a path through the woods behind my house that leads from the school to a nearby apartment complex. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Those kids for the most part just run on through on their way home.

But I've been thinking of boobytrapping the trail.... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif
hidden puddles of super glue and snakes!

Evil Genius was an amazingly amusing game to play.
I think it would amuse us all if Lunatic Goofball had a blog just about him playing Evil Genius. That is the kind of comedy you can't pay for.

I think it would amuse us all if Lunatic Goofball had a blog just about him playing Evil Genius. That is the kind of comedy you can't pay for.

I considered it. ALmost bought it too. It seemed a bit...benign. I'd want something really nasty in a game like that.

I think it would amuse us all if Lunatic Goofball had a blog just about him playing Evil Genius. That is the kind of comedy you can't pay for.

I think it would offer some of the most amazing insight into the inner workings of that man's mind.

Don't forget lil' animal traps!

I considered it. ALmost bought it too. It seemed a bit...benign. I'd want something really nasty in a game like that.

It's hilariously cheesy. The torture methods alone are amazingly amusing. And the traps are hysterical.

hidden puddles of super glue and snakes!

I was thinking along the lines of maybe a covered mudpit and maybe some egg-launchers.

Hey could you elaborate a bit on the 'landscaping'? :D

It's hilariously cheesy. The torture methods alone are amazingly amusing. And the traps are hysterical.

Hmmm... any quicksand?

I suggest getting a dildo off ebay and mailing it to one of your friends (preferably male and living with there parents) and write on the card "your in for a..hole world of pain" or a similar bad pun

either that or covering a friends car in raw fish…hope they like birds muhuhuhaha:D

Yeah the old fish would probably be cheaper than the pastries.

Hey could you elaborate a bit on the 'landscaping'? :D

My original plan was to get a backhoe and dig a huge, six-foot deep pit between his driveway and his front door and fill it with a generous supply of cow manure.

But there are several logistical problems with that plan. So I've been considering building him a moat instead.

I suggest going to home depot and getting one of those lillte plastic ponds. Then dig a hole in front of the front door and put the pond there. Fill with water and fish etc. :cool:

I considered it. ALmost bought it too. It seemed a bit...benign. I'd want something really nasty in a game like that.
There is no beat-em up action per se, but there is satire making fun of every cheesy spy movie ever made. The traps are just your style. There are wind machines you put in walls which blow people around, flame jets in walls, flame pits, a piranha tank that hides beneath the floor for any would-be hero to fall into, and much more. Some of the torture is classic. There is the basic electric chair, but then you can buy a "special" kitchen set up where the huge mixing bowl is a torture device, there there is a moving bookshelf in the library which smashes people, and this is only the stuff I could remember or unlocked and was nowhere near everything.

Hint though: Make lots and lots of cold storage space, with lots of body bag racks. They pile up fast.

I'm picking up City of Villains today. In order to get into the spirit of playing a villain, I am going to be especially ornery, naughty and troublesome for the next 30 days.
And we're going to be able to tell this how??? :D

I've been playing CoH for eight or nine months, but I haven't been included in the CoV beta. Looks like fun.

We ought to put together an NS SG/VG. I play on Freedom, mostly. Three primary toons:

Time Cube - lvl 19 grav/kin controller

The Purple Unknown - lvl 40 emp/psy defender

Bawdy Mod - lvl 36 mind/rad controller

Anybody? Freedom?

There is no beat-em up action per se, but there is satire making fun of every cheesy spy movie ever made. The traps are just your style. There are wind machines you put in walls which blow people around, flame jets in walls, flame pits, a piranha tank that hides beneath the floor for any would-be hero to fall into, and much more. Some of the torture is classic. There is the basic electric chair, but then you can buy a "special" kitchen set up where the huge mixing bowl is a torture device, there there is a moving bookshelf in the library which smashes people, and this is only the stuff I could remember or unlocked and was nowhere near everything.

Hint though: Make lots and lots of cold storage space, with lots of body bag racks. They pile up fast.

The brainwashing device was particularly fun.

Why do I always feel like the very act of posting to a thread amounts to killing it?

Jeez.

Still, if anyone wantsta play super-heroes with me, get in touch. K?

Bio brb.

My original plan was to get a backhoe and dig a huge, six-foot deep pit between his driveway and his front door and fill it with a generous supply of cow manure.

But there are several logistical problems with that plan. So I've been considering building him a moat instead.
hmm...you live close to me. If you are ever in Berlin, feel devious, and have a backhoe handy, I would love a moat around my house.

My original plan was to get a backhoe and dig a huge, six-foot deep pit between his driveway and his front door and fill it with a generous supply of cow manure.

But there are several logistical problems with that plan. So I've been considering building him a moat instead.

Man if this is what you do to your friends I'd hate to be your enemy.

I'm picking up City of Villains today. In order to get into the spirit of playing a villain, I am going to be especially ornery, naughty and troublesome for the next 30 days.

I've placed a few phone calls, and I am already looking into a few good pranks.

A good friend is going on vacation for the week of Thanksgiving. I thought I might do some landscaping in his yard while he's gone. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

I'm still finalizing details, but if this works out, I'll probably have to move to Tibet.

In other news, I just made a deal with a local supermarket. They are going to sell me all the cakes and pies I want that are 1 day beyond their expiration dates for $1 each. Last time I did this, I had collected nearly 100 such pastries in just a few days for a rather pleasantly messy charity event. This time, it's for fun! :D

One of my friends is getting married! I just ordered a set of matching his and hers vibrating dildos. WHy? Because I care. :)
Your evil arouses and confounds me.

And we're going to be able to tell this how??? :D

My mischievous grin will be a little more malicious looking.

I've been playing CoH for eight or nine months, but I haven't been included in the CoV beta. Looks like fun.

We ought to put together an NS SG/VG. I play on Freedom, mostly. Three primary toons:

Time Cube - lvl 19 grav/kin controller

The Purple Unknown - lvl 40 emp/psy defender

Bawdy Mod - lvl 36 mind/rad controller

Anybody? Freedom?

I have a number of characters. Too many to list. (I have over 50 characters over level 6) In Freedom, my highest is Captain Wacky-Lvl 30 Inv/SS tanker.

Man if this is what you do to your friends I'd hate to be your enemy.

I don't keep enemies long. :cool: