NationStates Jolt Archive

Here we have the ultimate battle between legendary heros of the post apocalytic dystopias.

The tale of the tape

Sam Hell (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/)

Advantages

1) Pro wrestling experience
2) Chicks dig him (because he's the last man alive who's junk works)
3) Armed, busty female sidekick

Disadvantages

1) has a tracking device/bomb attatched to his junk
2) rides in a pink SUV
3) Hated by half-frog half-human mutants


Mad Max (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079501/)

Advantages

1) not afraid to beat the hell out of Jesus
2) carries a sawed-off shotgun
3) immune to vegamite

Disadvantages

1) Gets everyone he cares about killed
2) earns the eternal hatred of Tina Turner
3) possible anti-semite

REPLOID OWNS ALL!

*coughs*

If I would have chose the specific and right options, I would have chose Mad Max. I have no specific reason expect for the fact that I've heard good reviews about the game, and I would be led to believe that he would be stronger.

2 words...

Mel Gibson!

No contest

*worships idol of Mel Gibson*

2 words...

Mel Gibson!

No contest

*worships idol of Mel Giblson*

BLASPEMEY!

Sorry, had to.

But who did Mel Gibson play as? Sam Hill?

<snip>

*worships idol of Mel Giblson*
Don't let Mel catch you praying to him. He's liable to go apeshit on you for worshiping false gods.

BLASPEMEY!

Sorry, had to.

But who did Mel Gibson play as? Sam Hill?
Mel Gibson was Mad Max. Rowdy Roddy Piper played Sam Hell.

Lol to yer last post.

Mel Gibson was Mad Max. Rowdy Roddy Piper played Sam Hell.

Ah, ty. I should buy the game soon.

Don't let Mel catch you praying to him. He's liable to go apeshit on you for worshiping false gods.
Dude, Mel Gibson is God!

Avast, ye unbelievers!

Dude, Mel Gibson is God!

Avast, ye unbelievers!
Mel ain't shit compared to Rowdy Roddy Piper. What Mel Gibson quote can compare with "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"?

Mel ain't shit compared to Rowdy Roddy Piper. What Mel Gibson quote can compare with "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"?
Mel: "If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script."
So fuck your bubblegum.

Actually, don't. Trust me, it isn't pretty. No, just trust me on that one, and no, I will not elaborate further.

Don't let Mel catch you praying to him. He's liable to go apeshit on you for worshiping false gods.

Dont worry, Im pretty sure Mel Gibson worships Mel Gibson too.

Dont worry, Im pretty sure Mel Gibson worships Mel Gibson too.
How could he resist? It is the hierarchy of the Universe man:

1. God
2. Mel Gibson
3. Czardas
4. Greater Angels and Divine Servants
5. Toaster Salesmen
6. Lesser Angels
7. Kittens
8. Humans
9. Dolphins
10. Green Party Members

I'd take and Aussie over a Canuck anyday...
Mad Max wins

2 words...

Mel Gibson!

No contest

*worships idol of Mel Gibson*
yeah me too. wait did I type that where other people could see it?!

okay so not so much Mel Gibson, but he is in some good movies (good being trying to choose between and infomercial and a Mel Gibson flick on a Saturday afternoon)

Since I don't know Sam Hell, and I do know Mad Max, and I have no basis of comparison, I choose Mad Max.

Roddy Piper's cool, though.

Due to technical errors, Roddy wins with the Hell character. The technical errors are in the question for post apocalyptic. Mad Max is pre apocalyptic world and not until the second movie is it the post-apocalyptic world and Tina Turner isn't in the series at all until the third movie...

Therefore, the only choice given in the survey is the Hell one. ;)


Next time lets compare “They Live” with “The River” so that Roddy has a chance eh? :p

Me bump stupid thread now.