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Michael Moore to Release New Movie

Neo Kervoskia
28-10-2005, 22:34
Here's an interview I had with documentarian Michael Moore:

Me: Good afternoon, Mr. Moore.

Moore: Hello.

Me: So, tell us about your new film.

Moore: Well, what can I say. It's different for one thing. Whereas my other films have been about various political causes that I want to be taken seriously, this one is about my personal life with the new love of my life.

Me: Ann Coulter?

Moore: Yes.

Me: How did you two meet?

Moore: We met at a bar in New York about a month ago when I was going a brief speaking tour for my new book.

Me: Ugly Fat People.

Moore: Yes, that one. She noticed me and came up to me, rathe drunk at the time. I'll never forget her first words to me, "Hey, you're that fuckwad Moore." I fell in love with ther instantly. I took her to my hotel room. She fell on the floor, so I left her alone to sober up. The next morning we spoke, mostly about politics and how wrong I was or she was. She began to help me with pet projects, various short films about healthcare and monster trucks.

Me: So, this film is to make your romance public?

Moore: Yes, it's about our love life. It's called Bitch:Love in politics. Not only is it about love, but it's about consumerism and liquid soap.

Me: That's very, er...yeah.... When will it be released?

Moore: It'll be on the internet in about three minutes.

Me: Thanks for coming, er, bye.

Moore: Thanks for having me.


Copyright 2005 Disassociated Press
Bleenie
28-10-2005, 22:51
is there any nudity?:fluffle:
Neo Kervoskia
28-10-2005, 22:53
is there any nudity?:fluffle:
If there was, would you want to see it? I thought not.
Semirhage
28-10-2005, 22:57
Imagine what their kids would look like...:eek:
Bleenie
28-10-2005, 23:03
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Teh_pantless_hero
28-10-2005, 23:22
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/OtherBoyToys/Images/GBGhostStayPuffMarsh.jpg
More like this:

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Amestria
29-10-2005, 00:13
Here's an interview I had with documentarian Michael Moore:

Me: Good afternoon, Mr. Moore.

Moore: Hello.

Me: So, tell us about your new film.

Moore: Well, what can I say. It's different for one thing. Whereas my other films have been about various political causes that I want to be taken seriously, this one is about my personal life with the new love of my life.

Me: Ann Coulter?

Moore: Yes.

Me: How did you two meet?

Moore: We met at a bar in New York about a month ago when I was going a brief speaking tour for my new book.

Me: Ugly Fat People.

Moore: Yes, that one. She noticed me and came up to me, rathe drunk at the time. I'll never forget her first words to me, "Hey, you're that fuckwad Moore." I fell in love with ther instantly. I took her to my hotel room. She fell on the floor, so I left her alone to sober up. The next morning we spoke, mostly about politics and how wrong I was or she was. She began to help me with pet projects, various short films about healthcare and monster trucks.

Me: So, this film is to make your romance public?

Moore: Yes, it's about our love life. It's called Bitch:Love in politics. Not only is it about love, but it's about consumerism and liquid soap.

Me: That's very, er...yeah.... When will it be released?

Moore: It'll be on the internet in about three minutes.

Me: Thanks for coming, er, bye.

Moore: Thanks for having me.


Copyright 2005 Disassociated Press

Ha Ha, I'm afraid More beat you to the punch. In "Dude Where is My Coutry?" More makes a brief joke about marrieing Ann Coulter and having a daugther. And he often engages in self mockery over his weight.
Spurland
29-10-2005, 00:16
Ha Ha, I'm afraid More beat you to the punch. In "Dude Where is My Coutry?" More makes a brief joke about marrieing Ann Coulter and having a daugther. And he often engages in self mockery over his weight.
Yes, hes qute that way.

*drools*
The South Islands
29-10-2005, 00:47
I am sensing kinkyness will soon result.


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