NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, my apologies in advance to the Republicans on this board, but this site really is funny, so I thought I'd share. Feel free to post comic rebuttals that poke fun at Democrats, Canadians, liberals or whatever in response.


http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

...This is hilarious. :D

Now we need a "Become a Democrat" thread to balance it out.

Har-har-har.

Now we need a "Become a Democrat" thread to balance it out.

Har-har-har.

If I knew of a "Become a Democrat" cartoon of similar content, I'd post it too. :)

If I knew of a "Become a Democrat" cartoon of similar content, I'd post it too. :)

Give it a week or so and a crappy imitation will be out there. :p

I've been CONVERTED AMEN BROTHERS!

Give it a week or so and a crappy imitation will be out there. :p
A week, why so long?

A week, why so long?

Well, to be fair, fabricating things takes more than a day to do it properly. ;)

Well, to be fair, fabricating things takes more than a day to do it properly. ;)
Right. How long is it going to take a neocon to learn flash?

Right. How long is it going to take a neocon to learn flash?

Dunno. How long does it take to outsource it to India?

Dumb but entertaining. I hate Republicans but I won't hear a word said against Condoleezza Rice, I idolize her.

How pleasantly silly. :)

My favorite line was about how "The more you mention Jesus, the less you have to listen to him."

Now we need a "Become a Democrat" thread to balance it out.

Let's see...
Kill unborn babies, kill sick people, tax people who work for their money, have sex with anyone you see, including people of the same sex, stick up for terrorists by saying "after everything we've done to them they deserve to kill us" even when you know they started it... and insult the president at every oppurtinity possible and blame everything on him, oh and don't forget to hate jesus.

Let's see...
Kill unborn babies, kill sick people, tax people who work for their money, have sex with anyone you see, including people of the same sex, stick up for terrorists by saying "after everything we've done to them they deserve to kill us" even when you know they started it... and insult the president at every oppurtinity possible and blame everything on him, oh and don't forget to hate jesus.

It's like you've known me all my life :fluffle:

I've seen that before and I absolutely love it.:p

That was pretty funny. Not very acurate, but I can appreciate the humor. Well played.

and insult the president at every oppurtinity possible and blame everything on him
Because no Republican ever did that when Carter or Clinton was in power, of course.

Because no Republican ever did that when Carter or Clinton was in power, of course.

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6443/turnip5pa.jpg

Because no Republican ever did that when Carter or Clinton was in power, of course.

that was... umm.... constructive critisism. and nowhere near the scale the demmies to it to the republicans. and besides, clinton was caught with his pants down! very un-family valuey type of stuff. Think of the children!

Think of the children!
I am, and I hate the little fuckers.
Because of them I can't blow up nurseries, or dump radioactive materials into the ocean, or use DDT.

I am, and I hate the little fuckers.
Because of them I can't blow up nurseries, or dump radioactive materials into the ocean, or use DDT.

on judgement day, you will be first in the queue for them fiery dungeons. send me up some brimstone.

on judgement day, you will be first in the queue for them fiery dungeons. send me up some brimstone.
Wow, so apparently saying that you hate children makes you worse then Hitler. The things you learn on the internet.

on judgement day, you will be first in the queue for them fiery dungeons. send me up some brimstone.
You may talk dirty, but can you act on it?

"I made gluttony a sin!,what was I smoking?

You may talk dirty, but can you act on it?
Look up my grandfather while you're down there: he's running the pedalboat stand on the lake of fire.

Wow, so apparently saying that you hate children makes you worse then Hitler. The things you learn on the internet.

it makes you the same as Hitler, not worse. The same, but that's only because you said you wanted to kill them, and thinking is just as bad as acting.

Look up my grandfather while you're down there: he's running the pedalboat stand on the lake of fire.
Wait, he's the one who gives out free mickey mouse ears? Cool guy, a bit weird, but everyone down there seems to be.

it makes you the same as Hitler, not worse. The same, but that's only because you said you wanted to kill them, and thinking is just as bad as acting.
Now it's appropriate.
http://www.hankhayes.com/images/not_this_again.jpg

Meh, having read the comments on it before watching it, I must say that I was thoroughly disappointed. Satire's a lot more funny when you point out stuff that's a lot more true. It was kind of lame, and I don't even like the type of Republican that the site makes them out to be. Could have been a shitload funnier. It was like they used the opposite of Blu-tac, put him in a room, had him right down what he honestly thought of Republicans, and then used the crap he wrote down to try to be funny. Would Blu's little rant on the first page be funny if accompanied by a bad song and a gay little cartoon? Hell no. So why was that funny? I give it a C, and that's being generous.

By the way, this is coming from someone who watches comedy whenever the TV is on and laughs at anything short of the stupidest shit. I really thought this was barely mediocre.

I am, and I hate the little fuckers.
Because of them I can't blow up nurseries, or dump radioactive materials into the ocean, or use DDT.

On a more positive note, this was hilarious, and I laughed more from these twenty-odd words than from the entire web site posted.

it makes you the same as Hitler, not worse. The same, but that's only because you said you wanted to kill them, and thinking is just as bad as acting.
GODWIN STRIKES AGAIN!
Which means that I have just successfully defended the indefensible! I have made sin moral, criminality legal, and death into a life experience. I am the God of debate made flesh, and I shall not be denied!

if you ask me all sinners are the same to me, they're sinners. and i try to make myself as opposite to them as possible. so i don't mean anyone offence, but you all anger me in some way, maybe not quite as much as Hitler did, but if you keep going like this you'll end up in the same place.

/little ranting speech

so you assume a moral high ground based on the implication that you're not a sinner, I'm a satanist and I even know that in the bible it says we are all sinners, and that includes you bud

if you ask me all sinners are the same to me, they're sinners. and i try to make myself as opposite to them as possible. so i don't mean anyone offence, but you all anger me in some way, maybe not quite as much as Hitler did, but if you keep going like this you'll end up in the same place.

/little ranting speech
All of the fun people are in hell.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." -Billy Joel Only The Good Die Young

if you ask me all sinners are the same to me, they're sinners. and i try to make myself as opposite to them as possible. so i don't mean anyone offence, but you all anger me in some way, maybe not quite as much as Hitler did, but if you keep going like this you'll end up in the same place.

/little ranting speech

We're all glad you're of high enough rank in Heaven to judge us all, Blu-tac. Thank you for enlightening us, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that we will begin anew this very day.

What? I don't speak for all of us? I don't speak for any of us? Well, sorry Blu, I guess you're shit out of luck.

if you ask me all sinners are the same to me, they're sinners. and i try to make myself as opposite to them as possible. so i don't mean anyone offence, but you all anger me in some way, maybe not quite as much as Hitler did, but if you keep going like this you'll end up in the same place.

/little ranting speech
Oh, I don't intend to end up as Hitler did, I intend to pull it off and take over the world. I shall then establish the Fourth Rick, because none of my minions have ever been able to spell non-English words.
And If ever I piss you off, you can call this number
1-800-FUCK-YOU, it won't actually connect you to anyone who knows about me, but I think a little bit of phone sex would calm you down immensely.

We're all glad you're of high enough rank in Heaven to judge us all, Blu-tac. Thank you for enlightening us, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that we will begin anew this very day.

What? I don't speak for all of us? I don't speak for any of us? Well, sorry Blu, I guess you're shit out of luck.
Good for me, I believe what I believe, I'm letting you believe what you believe, I don't want to force my beliefs upon everyone, I'm happy, you're happy, let's live our lives happy.

1-800-FUCK-YOU, it won't actually connect you to anyone who knows about me, but I think a little bit of phone sex would calm you down immensely.
I am calm.... :confused: i'd fall aspleep if i was any calmer, and i don't like sex before marriage.

Good for me, I believe what I believe, I'm letting you believe what you believe, I don't want to force my beliefs upon everyone, I'm happy, you're happy, let's live our lives happy.
I refuse to accept happiness! I hate happiness, children, dolphins, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens and brown packages tied up with string!
Athough I am a bit partial to some schnitzel with noodles, a hint of suffering makes any food item better.
I am calm.... :confused: i'd fall aspleep if i was any calmer, and i don't like sex before marriage.
You've got to understand something: When a "Damned Heathen" says that you need to calm down he means that you need to abandon all morals and join him in his favored for of debauchery. This also goes for "lighten up" and "get over yourself."

Good for me, I believe what I believe, I'm letting you believe what you believe, I don't want to force my beliefs upon everyone, I'm happy, you're happy, let's live our lives happy.


I am calm.... :confused: i'd fall aspleep if i was any calmer, and i don't like sex before marriage.

And how, might I ask, do you know that?

i don't agree with it.

i don't agree with it.

Okay, but how do you know you don't like it? You can like things that you disagree with, you know.

Okay, but how do you know you don't like it? You can like things that you disagree with, you know.

i don't know, just... just... I'll change it if you want me to.

sigh.

I should have known that this thread would go from chuckling in amusement to poor taste jokes to partisan posturing.

Oh wait. We're not quite there yet.

<teeters on the tightrope, wishing it wasn't so high in the air>

Is it not odd that one of the most solidly "Republican" posters on this site is English?

Is it not odd that one of the most solidly "Republican" posters on this site is English?
Odd? By what scale, the real-world or NS?

that was absolutely awesome!

I'm going to show this to everyone - especially republican family members. heheheh

god I love to see their blood boil when confronted with things they don't agree with.

They'll prolly close it the minute they see a reference to Jesus.

Glad you liked it. :)

Lol

The Daily Show and its book are better.

The Daily Show and its book are better.
Just about anything else is better.

it's rather strupid i think. highly amusing, however i get the feeling it is made for promoting socialism.

hmm, that reminds me...you know how to find the difference between a socialist(american liberal), a communist, an anarchist, a conservative, and a fascist? socialists have pot, communists have vodka, conservatives have cigarates, anarchists have them all, and fascists have none :p
very stupid and pointless, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

The soundtrack is rather annoying and repetitive.

if you ask me all sinners are the same to me, they're sinners. and i try to make myself as opposite to them as possible. so i don't mean anyone offence, but you all anger me in some way, maybe not quite as much as Hitler did, but if you keep going like this you'll end up in the same place.

/little ranting speech

Dont know if anyone has pointed this out, but according to Jesus, you have no right to judge or even hate those who sin. To do so is a sin in and of itself and will get you damned to hell before them. Dont have the Bible on me at the moment, but I am sure could quote you the parable.

Oh if you are just kidding, I apologise.

Good stuff. Made me giggle.

Lmao! A well done flash. :D

Is it not odd that one of the most solidly "Republican" posters on this site is English?

I'm pretty sure Blu-Tac is an alias to make right wingers look bad.

I like it. Sounds like the conservative government in Australia too much.

I like it. Sounds like the conservative government in Australia too much.

It does! Hahahaha.

Wait...that's kinda sad :(

It does! Hahahaha.

Wait...that's kinda sad :(

We should find someone to do one for Johnny Howard and co before those new anti-Terrors get passed.

We should find someone to do one for Johnny Howard and co before those new anti-Terrors get passed.
Hell yeah. Wish I knew Flash.

it makes you the same as Hitler, not worse. The same, but that's only because you said you wanted to kill them, and thinking is just as bad as acting.

What makes you think Hitler didn't imagine far worse then he actually did?

You need to lighten up. :fluffle: