NationStates Jolt Archive

This one (as it's absurdity suggests) was in Popbitch: I don't think they take it very seriously, either.

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Internet conspiracy theory update

This week's finest internet rumour: The World
Wildlife Fund is not really a charity to save
the animals but actually a front for a New World
Order society... headed by Prince Philip.

Apparently the missile which brought down the
plane which started the Rwanda genocide, was
fired deliberately from a WWF animal sanctuary.
These WWF centres aren't really for animals,
but are "strategic destabilisation centres.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: It needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.

This one (as it's absurdity suggests) was in Popbitch: I don't think they take it very seriously, either.

Eats, shoots and leaves <<
Internet conspiracy theory update

This week's finest internet rumour: The World
Wildlife Fund is not really a charity to save
the animals but actually a front for a New World
Order society... headed by Prince Philip.

Apparently the missile which brought down the
plane which started the Rwanda genocide, was
fired deliberately from a WWF animal sanctuary.
These WWF centres aren't really for animals,
but are "strategic destabilisation centres.


Who comes up with this shit?

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: It needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.

No, no, no! A zombie army is what you want. Lizard people are lazy, shiftless & highly overrated. Whereas your zombie army just won't stop.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: It needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.

But it has a lizard person! Prince Philip! His bumbling random insults are all a scam i tell you, he a is a lizard imposter placed in a postion of power by the illuminaty freemason buffalo hunters as thier part of a deal with the Lizard kings of Planet Zoing

Maybe (looks around shiftily,) it wasn't a MAN that shot the rocket. What they don't want you to know is that they've armed the animals, man.





They claim they have the right to arm bears.

Maybe (looks around shiftily,) it wasn't a MAN that shot the rocket. What they don't want you to know is that they've armed the animals, man.





They claim they have the right to arm bears.

I'm not sure lizard men count as animals. animans, maybe.

I thought the purpose of the World Wildlife Fund was to make the World Wrestling Federation have a stupider name

I thought the purpose of the World Wildlife Fund was to make the World Wrestling Federation have a stupider name
This would be funny if not for the fact the former wrestling federation has been called World Wrestling Entertainment for years now.

This would be funny if not for the fact the former wrestling federation has been called World Wrestling Entertainment for years now.You should look into the reason the WWF gave for becoming WWE

You should look into the reason the WWF gave for becoming WWE
They were sued by Prince Philip, the New World Order, armed Pandas and the Reptillian Saucer People.

They were sued by Prince Philip, the New World Order, armed Pandas and the Reptillian Saucer People.

In a cage match!

You should look into the reason the WWF gave for becoming WWE

so part of the destablization campaign involved forcing the world wrestling people to change their last letter or its just one of those amazing coincidences the mainstream media expects us to believe.

They were sued by Prince Philip, the New World Order, armed Pandas and the Reptillian Saucer People.

panzerbjorne and slestaks rule

so part of the destablization campaign involved forcing the world wrestling people to change their last letter or its just one of those amazing coincidences the mainstream media expects us to believe.
Well, since WWF became WWE all manner of awful, destabilizing events have occured. Rick Flair got hit in the face with a sledge hammer, Linda McMann kicked JR in the nuts and fired him, and Rowdy Roddy Piper looks out of shape.

On the bright side, there's a new WWE diva. Mickie James.

rick flair and roddy piper!!! doesn't wrestling have some kind on mandatory retirement age of like 70 or 75?

I always knew there was something strange about Prince Philip....he is funny though.

rick flair and roddy piper!!! doesn't wrestling have some kind on mandatory retirement age of like 70 or 75?
Flair and Piper aren't old. They're living legends.