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Inspired by This thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=451348&page=3)

Inspired by my post, and you know it!

:p

Anyway, er... I'm really not going to say. Hahaha!

Pure Metal ....

Ooh ... I've uhhh ... said too much ... I was never here ....

:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.

:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.

Mabye even running around with a flaming stick, with dog poo on it, and poking people with it?

Fass, because I think he would enjoy it the most.

:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.

If you're running around poking people with your stick ... ummm ... never mind ....

Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick

Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick
Imagine an army behind me and you have the perfect imperialist conquerer.

I voted all!

As sexspected, Fass is leading with 10 votes.

As sexspected, Fass is leading with 10 votes.

Well duh ... Fass rocks like no other!

Now its a tie between Fass and Euroslavia.

Hmmm...Fass Spandex or Mod Spandex?

Hands down, before I even read the list of candidates, Fass was my choice:) Because somehow, he'll manage to make the ugliest of fabrics look elegant.

My campaing pitch:

"Vote Rotovia, no one's too ugly for me shag... if I'm drunk enough"

"Vote Rotovia, no one's too ugly for me shag... if I'm drunk enough"

Suddenly I'm reminded of a Bloodhound Gang song ... :D

Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:

Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:
Ay Euro...you realise that if you win, you actually have to DO it...don't you?

Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:

Wait ... is it chocolate wafer cookies with peanut butter filling? If it is then you have my vote.

Indeed, I want to see a photo!
Otherwise this thread would be meaningless.

Ay Euro...you realise that if you win, you actually have to DO it...don't you?
I certainly do. :p

Wait ... is it chocolate wafer cookies with peanut butter filling? If it is then you have my vote.

Of course! I can give you any cookie you'd like.

Indeed, I want to see a photo!
Otherwise this thread would be meaningless.

Exactly my point!

Unfortunately, I don't own any Spandex. I can take a pic of me on my skateboard, long hair flying, in jeans and a t-shirt with full arm and body tattoos flying while doing a specifc trick, but Spandex is something lost on me and I cannot guarantee that I have shaved (or bathed) in the last 2-3 weeks.

Well ok ... never mind ... nobody wants to see that .....

Of course! I can give you any cookie you'd like.

Oh thank Allah! I needs me some cookies! If His noodly appendage has smiled upon you then you can provide those amazing Girl Scout cookies ... you know ... the ones that are peanut butter filled with a chocolate exterior?

So send me those .............................................. NOW! :D

What's wrong with spandex? It can be fucking hot! Look:

http://www.draytonsunderwear.com/images/379BNMansilk%20-%20Silk%20Knit%20Spandex%20Sleeveless%20Muscle%20T-Shirt.jpg

That said, please, oh, please, for the love of the noodly appendage and your sanity, don't google image search "spandex" with the obscenty filter turned off. Unless you like that sort of thing, and I should say that there is nothing wrong with that, were it not for the fact that it is indeed wrong and unholy and reviled by the lord and you will burn in eternal damnation devoid of sweet, sweet sodomy.

Pure Metal ....

Ooh ... I've uhhh ... said too much ... I was never here ....
:D a special TG of me in my halloween costume is winging your way ;) ;)

:p

Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick
In the billiard room..

Other: I'd vote for Melkor if he was an option. He's hot, and he'd look hillarious in a speedo with a "laugh and I'll fucking kill you" look on his face.

Priceless.

In the billiard room..

:D Imangine the police trying to work that one out.

"Sir, it appears he was struck with some sort of blunt object, covered with a flammable brown substance. I wonder what it could be. Let me just take a closer look...."

Anyone but me...

I'd like to see this stick everyone's talking about

http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/Hypotheticalia/?action=view&current=stick.jpg (that took about 30 seconds)

note: that is a branch coming off him:(

In the billiard room..

For teh win! :D

My choice isn't one of the options in the poll. :(

I'd like to see this stick everyone's talking about

http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/Hypotheticalia/?action=view&current=stick.jpg (that took about 30 seconds)

note: that is a branch coming off him:(

Close, but I think it would be more brown than that.

For teh win! :D

My choice isn't one of the options in the poll. :(
Who is it?

Sweet... sweet sodomy. Voted Fass of course. :fluffle:

Am decidedly less enthusiastic about Melkor in spandex >_<

I voted for all of them. At the same time.

i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)

i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)

Eeeeew... *cleanses eyes*

Sweet... sweet sodomy. Voted Fass of course. :fluffle:

Am decidedly less enthusiastic about Melkor in spandex >_<

But the idea of Melkor sodomising you is one you like?:eek: :eek: ;) :confused:

i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)
Ummm...... no. Just no. :eek: *runs*

Who is it?

Well, it sure as hell ain't a Swedish guy. :p

Well, it sure as hell ain't a Swedish guy. :p

Hey! Haven't you seen the scientific research which proves that swedes are blonder, smarter, handsomer and better equipped than any other country, be it on earth or elsewhere?














Neither have I.

After reading all the posts, I guess I'll vote for Fass as well.

I feel he is becoming like the Vampire Lestat of style in NS, although I'd probably pull off the frilly "pirate shirt" look better...

But the idea of Melkor sodomising you is one you like?:eek: :eek: ;) :confused:

I would give a witty and insinuating repartee if I hadn't met the player behind Melkor in real life. And no, I did not particularly feel like sodomisation even if he is a great guy. [And I do mean this in a platonic sense].

I'm up for sodomy with pretty much everyone else though. :D

I was going to put Melkor down, but I want all my limbs intact for the weekend, thank you very much.

i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)

Maybe everyone prefers to think about Tink without clothing.

I once mudwrestled in spandex. When you're covered in mud and wearing spandex, you look naked at first glance. When people have seen photos, I have to explain that I am, indeed, clothed. However minimally.

I once mudwrestled in spandex. When you're covered in mud and wearing spandex, you look naked at first glance. When people have seen photos, I have to explain that I am, indeed, clothed. However minimally.
for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.

for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.
Chocolate pudding?...

Novice. :rolleyes: :p

I think that whomever has the most votes has to do it, or they will be sacked.

I vote for Fass because he could make Serinpindal turn gay.

I'm wiping the floor with those other people. Somebody, vote for them!

I'm wiping the floor with those other people. Somebody, vote for them!
Too late. I already voted, and I didn't vote for you. :p

I would give a witty and insinuating repartee if I hadn't met the player behind Melkor in real life. And no, I did not particularly feel like sodomisation even if he is a great guy. [And I do mean this in a platonic sense].

I'm up for sodomy with pretty much everyone else though. :D

2,4,6,8
Melk the guy is very great
Great meaning large or immense
KEI used it in the perjorative sense


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Fuck, I am so DEATed

oh man... Euroslavia by a long way. it's the whole mod/superhero with spandex thing... as he strikes down n00bs with his stream of justice! (note, I can't remember where I stole that from. it's just hilarious.

Then, the supervillain! The Troll! Terror from the spam forum! A battle would ensue, that threatens to engulf the earth! But what's that from the utility belt? The Righteous Ban Button? With a single press, The Troll is banished back from the foul pit that spawned him. Citizens of general are safe once more! Huzzzzzah!

-This post brought to you by Jordaxia. Sitting at Siths seat since 3pm this afternoon.

The people I've voted for can be seen if you want, so I won't bother mentioning them again.

Other: I'd vote for Melkor if he was an option. He's hot, and he'd look hillarious in a speedo with a "laugh and I'll fucking kill you" look on his face.That would be fine, if he cut his hair.

You or Spaam would also work fine.

for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.

Chocolate pudding.
mud
Jello
Custard
Mashed Potatoes
Spaghetti.

Though not all mixed together.

:D

Chocolate pudding?...

Novice. :rolleyes: :p
oh yeah? well....oh yeah?:(

Chocolate pudding.
mud
Jello
Custard
Mashed Potatoes
Spaghetti.

Though not all mixed together.

Jello was fun, but I smelled strawberries for the next 4 days, and couldnt get it out of my ear

Mud is always fun. Chocolate pudding tastes better tho.

The rest, I concede to your supremicy. Personally, I want to try cake batter, but thats just me.

for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.

thats a lot of pudding....

was it tasty?

thats a lot of pudding....

was it tasty?
tasted good untill you thought about the fact that there were people wrestling more or less naked in it.

personally I would rather see
Aerou;
Danya
Parratoga
Shaed
or even Tink