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Which NSer would you most like to see in tight Spandex?

The South Islands
28-10-2005, 05:23
Inspired by This thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=451348&page=3)
Potaria
28-10-2005, 05:24
Inspired by my post, and you know it!

:p

Anyway, er... I'm really not going to say. Hahaha!
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 05:32
Pure Metal ....

Ooh ... I've uhhh ... said too much ... I was never here ....
Colodia
28-10-2005, 05:38
:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.
The South Islands
28-10-2005, 05:39
:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.

Mabye even running around with a flaming stick, with dog poo on it, and poking people with it?
Vittos Ordination
28-10-2005, 05:40
Fass, because I think he would enjoy it the most.
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 05:46
:D A vote for me is a guilty plead to pedophilia and 7 years in jail! :D

Teehee, it's fun being illegal. It's like running around with a flaming stick and poking people with it.

If you're running around poking people with your stick ... ummm ... never mind ....
The South Islands
28-10-2005, 05:49
Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick
Colodia
28-10-2005, 05:50
Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick
Imagine an army behind me and you have the perfect imperialist conquerer.
Harlesburg
28-10-2005, 05:52
I voted all!
The South Islands
28-10-2005, 06:24
As sexspected, Fass is leading with 10 votes.
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 06:26
As sexspected, Fass is leading with 10 votes.

Well duh ... Fass rocks like no other!
The South Islands
28-10-2005, 06:28
Now its a tie between Fass and Euroslavia.

Hmmm...Fass Spandex or Mod Spandex?
Sinuhue
28-10-2005, 06:33
Hands down, before I even read the list of candidates, Fass was my choice:) Because somehow, he'll manage to make the ugliest of fabrics look elegant.
Rotovia-
28-10-2005, 06:33
My campaing pitch:

"Vote Rotovia, no one's too ugly for me shag... if I'm drunk enough"
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 06:34
"Vote Rotovia, no one's too ugly for me shag... if I'm drunk enough"

Suddenly I'm reminded of a Bloodhound Gang song ... :D
Euroslavia
28-10-2005, 06:37
Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:
Sinuhue
28-10-2005, 06:39
Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:
Ay Euro...you realise that if you win, you actually have to DO it...don't you?
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 06:41
Vote for me and I'll er.... um..... give you a cookie? :confused:

Wait ... is it chocolate wafer cookies with peanut butter filling? If it is then you have my vote.
Neu Leonstein
28-10-2005, 06:42
Indeed, I want to see a photo!
Otherwise this thread would be meaningless.
Euroslavia
28-10-2005, 06:46
Ay Euro...you realise that if you win, you actually have to DO it...don't you?
I certainly do. :p

Wait ... is it chocolate wafer cookies with peanut butter filling? If it is then you have my vote.

Of course! I can give you any cookie you'd like.
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 06:47
Indeed, I want to see a photo!
Otherwise this thread would be meaningless.

Exactly my point!

Unfortunately, I don't own any Spandex. I can take a pic of me on my skateboard, long hair flying, in jeans and a t-shirt with full arm and body tattoos flying while doing a specifc trick, but Spandex is something lost on me and I cannot guarantee that I have shaved (or bathed) in the last 2-3 weeks.

Well ok ... never mind ... nobody wants to see that .....
Keruvalia
28-10-2005, 06:50
Of course! I can give you any cookie you'd like.

Oh thank Allah! I needs me some cookies! If His noodly appendage has smiled upon you then you can provide those amazing Girl Scout cookies ... you know ... the ones that are peanut butter filled with a chocolate exterior?

So send me those .............................................. NOW! :D
Fass
28-10-2005, 13:07
What's wrong with spandex? It can be fucking hot! Look:

http://www.draytonsunderwear.com/images/379BNMansilk%20-%20Silk%20Knit%20Spandex%20Sleeveless%20Muscle%20T-Shirt.jpg

That said, please, oh, please, for the love of the noodly appendage and your sanity, don't google image search "spandex" with the obscenty filter turned off. Unless you like that sort of thing, and I should say that there is nothing wrong with that, were it not for the fact that it is indeed wrong and unholy and reviled by the lord and you will burn in eternal damnation devoid of sweet, sweet sodomy.
Pure Metal
28-10-2005, 13:15
Pure Metal ....

Ooh ... I've uhhh ... said too much ... I was never here ....
:D a special TG of me in my halloween costume is winging your way ;) ;)

:p
Teh_pantless_hero
28-10-2005, 13:27
Colodia...in the tight spandex...with the flaming stick
In the billiard room..
Eichen
28-10-2005, 13:39
Other: I'd vote for Melkor if he was an option. He's hot, and he'd look hillarious in a speedo with a "laugh and I'll fucking kill you" look on his face.

Priceless.
Boonytopia
28-10-2005, 13:50
In the billiard room..

:D Imangine the police trying to work that one out.

"Sir, it appears he was struck with some sort of blunt object, covered with a flammable brown substance. I wonder what it could be. Let me just take a closer look...."
Czardas
28-10-2005, 14:19
Anyone but me...
Call to power
28-10-2005, 14:28
I'd like to see this stick everyone's talking about

http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/Hypotheticalia/?action=view&current=stick.jpg (that took about 30 seconds)

note: that is a branch coming off him:(
Cluichstan
28-10-2005, 14:32
In the billiard room..

For teh win! :D

My choice isn't one of the options in the poll. :(
Boonytopia
28-10-2005, 14:39
I'd like to see this stick everyone's talking about

http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/Hypotheticalia/?action=view&current=stick.jpg (that took about 30 seconds)

note: that is a branch coming off him:(

Close, but I think it would be more brown than that.
Czardas
28-10-2005, 14:47
For teh win! :D

My choice isn't one of the options in the poll. :(
Who is it?
Knootian East Indies
28-10-2005, 14:47
Sweet... sweet sodomy. Voted Fass of course. :fluffle:

Am decidedly less enthusiastic about Melkor in spandex >_<
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-10-2005, 14:51
I voted for all of them. At the same time.
Pure Metal
28-10-2005, 14:54
i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)
Knootian East Indies
28-10-2005, 14:56
i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)

Eeeeew... *cleanses eyes*
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-10-2005, 14:56
Sweet... sweet sodomy. Voted Fass of course. :fluffle:

Am decidedly less enthusiastic about Melkor in spandex >_<

But the idea of Melkor sodomising you is one you like?:eek: :eek: ;) :confused:
Czardas
28-10-2005, 15:02
i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)
Ummm...... no. Just no. :eek: *runs*
Cluichstan
28-10-2005, 16:19
Who is it?

Well, it sure as hell ain't a Swedish guy. :p
Hata-alla
28-10-2005, 16:24
Well, it sure as hell ain't a Swedish guy. :p

Hey! Haven't you seen the scientific research which proves that swedes are blonder, smarter, handsomer and better equipped than any other country, be it on earth or elsewhere?














Neither have I.
Carnivorous Lickers
28-10-2005, 16:26
After reading all the posts, I guess I'll vote for Fass as well.

I feel he is becoming like the Vampire Lestat of style in NS, although I'd probably pull off the frilly "pirate shirt" look better...
Knootian East Indies
28-10-2005, 16:51
But the idea of Melkor sodomising you is one you like?:eek: :eek: ;) :confused:

I would give a witty and insinuating repartee if I hadn't met the player behind Melkor in real life. And no, I did not particularly feel like sodomisation even if he is a great guy. [And I do mean this in a platonic sense].

I'm up for sodomy with pretty much everyone else though. :D
The South Islands
28-10-2005, 20:17
I was going to put Melkor down, but I want all my limbs intact for the weekend, thank you very much.
Kanabia
28-10-2005, 20:39
i'm suprised nobody's said Tink yet :confused: ;)

Maybe everyone prefers to think about Tink without clothing.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-10-2005, 20:41
I once mudwrestled in spandex. When you're covered in mud and wearing spandex, you look naked at first glance. When people have seen photos, I have to explain that I am, indeed, clothed. However minimally.
Vaitupu
28-10-2005, 22:56
I once mudwrestled in spandex. When you're covered in mud and wearing spandex, you look naked at first glance. When people have seen photos, I have to explain that I am, indeed, clothed. However minimally.
for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.
Czardas
28-10-2005, 23:54
for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.
Chocolate pudding?...

Novice. :rolleyes: :p
Neo Kervoskia
28-10-2005, 23:58
I think that whomever has the most votes has to do it, or they will be sacked.

I vote for Fass because he could make Serinpindal turn gay.
Fass
29-10-2005, 00:16
I'm wiping the floor with those other people. Somebody, vote for them!
Czardas
29-10-2005, 00:29
I'm wiping the floor with those other people. Somebody, vote for them!
Too late. I already voted, and I didn't vote for you. :p
Heron-Marked Warriors
29-10-2005, 00:36
I would give a witty and insinuating repartee if I hadn't met the player behind Melkor in real life. And no, I did not particularly feel like sodomisation even if he is a great guy. [And I do mean this in a platonic sense].

I'm up for sodomy with pretty much everyone else though. :D

2,4,6,8
Melk the guy is very great
Great meaning large or immense
KEI used it in the perjorative sense


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Fuck, I am so DEATed
Unified Sith
29-10-2005, 01:57
oh man... Euroslavia by a long way. it's the whole mod/superhero with spandex thing... as he strikes down n00bs with his stream of justice! (note, I can't remember where I stole that from. it's just hilarious.

Then, the supervillain! The Troll! Terror from the spam forum! A battle would ensue, that threatens to engulf the earth! But what's that from the utility belt? The Righteous Ban Button? With a single press, The Troll is banished back from the foul pit that spawned him. Citizens of general are safe once more! Huzzzzzah!

-This post brought to you by Jordaxia. Sitting at Siths seat since 3pm this afternoon.
Jello Biafra
29-10-2005, 12:18
The people I've voted for can be seen if you want, so I won't bother mentioning them again.

Other: I'd vote for Melkor if he was an option. He's hot, and he'd look hillarious in a speedo with a "laugh and I'll fucking kill you" look on his face.That would be fine, if he cut his hair.

You or Spaam would also work fine.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-10-2005, 13:18
for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.

Chocolate pudding.
mud
Jello
Custard
Mashed Potatoes
Spaghetti.

Though not all mixed together.

:D
Vaitupu
29-10-2005, 21:09
Chocolate pudding?...

Novice. :rolleyes: :p
oh yeah? well....oh yeah?:(

Chocolate pudding.
mud
Jello
Custard
Mashed Potatoes
Spaghetti.

Though not all mixed together.

Jello was fun, but I smelled strawberries for the next 4 days, and couldnt get it out of my ear

Mud is always fun. Chocolate pudding tastes better tho.

The rest, I concede to your supremicy. Personally, I want to try cake batter, but thats just me.
The blessed Chris
29-10-2005, 21:11
for some reason, the fact that you've mudwrestled in spandex doesnt come as a surprise.

that being said, I did it in chocolate pudding. so there.

thats a lot of pudding....

was it tasty?
Vaitupu
29-10-2005, 21:23
thats a lot of pudding....

was it tasty?
tasted good untill you thought about the fact that there were people wrestling more or less naked in it.
Findecano Calaelen
30-10-2005, 08:41
personally I would rather see
Aerou;
Danya
Parratoga
Shaed
or even Tink