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I do enjoy the age old tradition of getting so wasted I end up partially naked and hospitalised or in a lounge room watching videotapes of myself pick a fight with a homeless man over whether the absecence of Englian Socialism has adversly affected modern understandings of economic Socialism... then throwing up and accusing a lampost of bigamy. Otherwise known as Halloween.

Anyway, there'll be a poll with some choices up soon.

Trick or treat?!

Mu Haw Haw...etc...

I was Napoleon once for Halloween. I got to play with a plastic sword. I sharpened it, and started shanking people.

Good times, good times...

go as the reeper from Bill and Ted :D

Did you try to invade Russia?

Did you try to invade Russia?

Yes, Yes I did. I shanked the guy dressed up as Stalin.

Nixon, he's a classic. Plus you look nothing like him so it would be mildly amusing.

I was Napoleon once for Halloween. I got to play with a plastic sword. I sharpened it, and started shanking people.

Good times, good times...
Schoolgirl. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I went to the local hoe-down as a commie-Nazi this year. I'm thinking a member of the reservoir dogs team for the real thing.

Yes, Yes I did. I shanked the guy dressed up as Stalin.
That's my TSE!

Nixon, he's a classic. Plus you look nothing like him so it would be mildly amusing.
Obviously there'd me the classic Nixon mask invloved. Nixon makes chicks hot...;)

Schoolgirl. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Down boy! I'm saving myself for fass... *Defiant Frown*

I'm being the Virgin Mary (complete with black baby Jesus accessory).
Do y'all think I should wear the costume to school?

Down boy! I'm saving myself for fass... *Defiant Frown*

Hey, stay away from my Fass, bitch!

BTW, it's TSI.

BTW, it's TSI.

...and waht does TSI mean?

...and what does TSI mean?
Good sir, if you cannot figure out what TSI means, than you are...

http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg

I'm being the Virgin Mary (complete with black baby Jesus accessory).
Do y'all think I should wear the costume to school?
Oxwana's black...?

YES!

Here are my highschool accomplishments:

A Gay Preist (complete with condom dangling from from back pocket)
A Nun (complete with authentic habit and rosary belt)
Hitler (the irony was lost on many)
My Best Friend (her and I exchanged clothes after both forgetting Halloween)
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr (I had a dream... and it was realised when I was reluctantly allowed to read my Enlgish Lit assignment in the classic MLK voice)

Good sir, if you cannot figure out what TSI means, than you are...

http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg

psh, i aint no stinkin muffin...

really i dont have a clue

Hey, stay away from my Fass, bitch!

BTW, it's TSI.
My bad ;)

psh, i aint no stinkin muffin...

really i dont have a clue
I hope you're joking... But just incase. TSI is an acronym and also the nickname for The South Islands

I hope you're joking... But just incase. TSI is an acronym and also the nickname for The South Islands

*coughs* yeah i was joking...

I hope you're joking... But just incase. TSI is an acronym and also the nickname for The South Islands

Ohhh...I have a nickname now!

Goodie, I'm not completely obscure!

Ive got a Hard on for Smurfs!
Go as a Smurf Dammit!

Oxwana's black...?

YES!...Nope.
Sorry to disappoint. I'm as white as they come (you could check out my picture in that thread), but my baby (immaculately conceived) could well be black.

Just go around in extremely tight spandex.

...Nope.
Sorry to disappoint. I'm as white as they come (you could check out my picture in that thread), but my baby (immaculately conceived) could well be black.

hmm, so God must be black

Just go around in extremely tight spandex.
Rotovia...In tight spandex?

*shudders*

Rotovia...In tight spandex?

*shudders*

That's the point, dude!

Ive got a Hard on for Smurfs!
Go as a Smurf Dammit!
Well, nothing brings more joy to my day then the though of you working around with an engorged penis...:rolleyes:

That's the point, dude!

Erg...

Now, Fass in tight spandex...;)

hmm, so God must be black
Of course I am!

one year i ditched my good boy act and dressed as my true self.. a stoner alcoholic.
you evil poll messer upper :headbang:

i voted other.. go as..dadadadahhh.. hold on.. im drawing it...

Well, nothing brings more joy to my day then the though of you working around with an engorged penis...:rolleyes:
You know you love it!
Actually works Finished.

Rotovia...In tight spandex?

*shudders*
Oh you know you're secretly masterbating like a man posessed over that thought!

Oh you know you're secretly masterbating like a man posessed over that thought!

Hmmm...that gives me an idea for a thread.

hmm, so God must be blackIf God is the father of all of us, then he must be multi-coloured.;)
I just want to have a black baby Jesus to piss people off. IMO, it is most likely that he was Arab, but I don't have a realistic Arab doll.:(

If God is the father of all of us, then he must be multi-coloured.;)
I just want to have a black baby Jesus to piss people off. IMO, it is most likely that he was Arab, but I don't have a realistic Arab doll.:(
You are insane.

You are insane.

And you aren't!?

You are insane.Why, thank you.
That's the nicest thing that anyone has said to me all day.:)

I voted schoolgirl, but since you're a girl, that's not nearly as amusing as it could be.

Nixon sounds good. Or teh devil.

Vote in my Spandex Poll! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=451353)

I voted schoolgirl, but since you're a girl, that's not nearly as amusing as it could be.

Nixon sounds good. Or teh devil.Rotrovia's a girl?
:confused:

I voted schoolgirl, but since you're a girl, that's not nearly as amusing as it could be.

Nixon sounds good. Or teh devil.
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Since when did I loose my testicals?

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Since when did I loose my testicals?

So many rumors flying about you...:p

This year I was planning a simple sheet-over-the-head ghost costume. But A couple of days ago, a friend inspired me to a zombie costume complete with rotting face and flesh, and a bunch of intestines falling out all over. I'm running around scrambling to put it all together, but it should be awesome and disgusting.

The joy of college theatre experience and having kids ...

I'm making my kids's costumes and will be staying home, while their grandmother takes them door to door to get me candy, to scare the shit out of any trick or treaters. A bald skin, some props and make-up, a little spirit gum and you can freak out anyone in the awesome Cenobite (google it if you're not familiar) costume I've made up for myself to scare people who come to the door.

I love, love, love, love, love Halloween. It is the singularly most awesome holiday in the history of all mankind.

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Since when did I loose my testicals?

:D damn its hard keeping track of those things...

Why, thank you.
That's the nicest thing that anyone has said to me all day.:)
o_O I know just the place for you.;)

If God is the father of all of us, then he must be multi-coloured.;)
I just want to have a black baby Jesus to piss people off. IMO, it is most likely that he was Arab, but I don't have a realistic Arab doll.:(
I thought he was Hebrew. Descended from David and all that.
Anyway, Rotovia, go Grim Reaper, and not pussy-ass funny grim reaper, badass grim reaper. Scare little kids.

I thought he was Hebrew. Descended from David and all that.
Anyway, Rotovia, go Grim Reaper, and not pussy-ass funny grim reaper, badass grim reaper. Scare little kids.
Undelia: The master of scaring youg children for life.

Dress as a Smurf!

Undelia: The master of scaring youg children for life.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kids need to be scared every now and then, lest they grow up to be complete pussies. Think about it. You could be the one to rip them out of their sheltered world and show them that the world sucks. You’d be like their hero. The Nixon costume might work just as well.
What about Grim Nixon? You could dress as the Grim Reaper, but also ware a Nixon mask. Think about it, hatchet man for the Eisenhower administration, hatchet man for the universe administration.

I was going to dress up as Hitler, but then this thing called college took away all my free time, so instead I'm going to walk around in pants. When people ask me what the fuck I'm supposed to be, I'll say, "I'm premature ejaculation, I came in my pants!"

I was going to dress up as Hitler, but then this thing called college took away all my free time, so instead I'm going to walk around in pants. When people ask me what the fuck I'm supposed to be, I'll say, "I'm premature ejaculation, I came in my pants!"
That's so lame, it's funny.

That's so lame, it's funny.
exactly:D

I love, love, love, love, love Halloween. It is the singularly most awesome holiday in the history of all mankind.

Fuck yeah it is! :D

Go as the schoolgirl. It has to be the schoolgirl. :D

Go as the schoolgirl. It has to be the schoolgirl. :D
You into that, Boony? ;)

You into that, Boony? ;)

Well....you know....perhaps best left there I think. :p

why was my jello man pic deleted?? :mad: :sniper: :sniper:

My costume? Arr!

That's right, I'm a pirate. Sometimes you just need to get back to your roots.

:p

you could just put on lingere and animal ears... or go naked and say you have new clothes, get it?

If you're going for scary, go naked. *shudder*

go for college camo...wear black and staple on condoms, pizza boxes, beer cans, and papers.

or dress as an egg, put on devils horns, and tell people you're a giant pun.

you could just put on lingere and animal ears... or go naked and say you have new clothes, get it?

I've threatened to wear aboth a belly dancer and a umo outfit to scare folks with my 110kg beer belly....

I'm a Soviet this year. It's awesome, I have a trnechcoat, a flask, and a hat from Moscow.

I'm a washing machine (at least in my costume I am:( )

pretty simple to make really I’ve even got a washing powder box and made a face hole:D

Be a lego. http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/craftimages/famf108costume_lego.gif