NationStates Jolt Archive


Don't ya jus' hate it when this happens???

Eutrusca
28-10-2005, 01:47
So...I'm driving to the bank the other day and this dick in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me...

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/6420/dick1jb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Fass
28-10-2005, 01:48
That snow is dirty.
Hiberniae
28-10-2005, 01:50
Heh that is awesome.
Naturality
28-10-2005, 01:51
Lmao
Neo Kervoskia
28-10-2005, 01:51
Must be a Jewish feller.
Bleenie
28-10-2005, 22:00
whattah dick.
Drunk commies deleted
28-10-2005, 22:03
Yeah, but that guy's got some balls to drive around like that.
Thekalu
28-10-2005, 22:07
So...I'm driving to the bank the other day and this dick in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me...

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/6420/dick1jb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

thanks asshole,I just snorted red bull out of my nose all over the keyboard and myself:p
Drunk commies deleted
28-10-2005, 22:09
thanks asshole,I just snorted red bull out of my nose all over the keyboard and myself:p
Was it mixed with vodka?
Lunatic Goofballs
28-10-2005, 22:09
Yay! :D
Thekalu
28-10-2005, 22:10
Was it mixed with vodka?

no way man the party doesn't start 'til 7pm
Drunk commies deleted
28-10-2005, 22:12
no way man the party doesn't start 'til 7pm
So what's the point of drinking Red Bull then? I always thought that it's only function was to act as the stimulant half of the "poor man's speedball".
Thekalu
28-10-2005, 22:14
there really is no reason other than it gives me a really good stimulant buzz so ......uhhhh...it keeps me away from crystal meth,yeah that's it,yayyy red bull
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2005, 22:16
there really is no reason other than it gives me a really good stimulant buzz so ......uhhhh...it keeps me away from crystal meth,yeah that's it,yayyy red bull
You say Crystal Meth as if it were a bad thing. Its not illegal or anything, I've been cooking it for years and no one seems to care. I even put up flyers to get more business.
*looks out window*
I wonder why that patrol car has been sitting across the street for an hour.
Thekalu
28-10-2005, 22:27
You say Crystal Meth as if it were a bad thing. Its not illegal or anything, I've been cooking it for years and no one seems to care. I even put up flyers to get more business.
*looks out window*
I wonder why that patrol car has been sitting across the street for an hour.

omfgbbq it's the motherfuckin' 5-0 ditch your stash and run man but first take some of your crystal meth (I hear it makes you run faster) *starts singing that old judas priest song* "run to the hills,run for your life"*stops singing
Drunk commies deleted
28-10-2005, 22:33
omfgbbq it's the motherfuckin' 5-0 ditch your stash and run man but first take some of your crystal meth (I hear it makes you run faster) *starts singing that old judas priest song* "run to the hills,run for your life"*stops singing
That's Iron Maiden. But you're right about the Meth making you run faster. It also makes your heart screw up when you exert yourself, so you might have to stop running suddenly and flop to the ground.
Thekalu
28-10-2005, 22:38
That's Iron Maiden. But you're right about the Meth making you run faster. It also makes your heart screw up when you exert yourself, so you might have to stop running suddenly and flop to the ground.

ahhhhhhh! you're right it is iron maiden, I can't think on this stuff man it's just messing me up, oh my god my hearts gonna explode so I better stop talking so fast what's going on, where's fass I need fass hehehehhehehe would you like a piece of gum