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Baseball = Bilge

The blessed Chris
28-10-2005, 00:11
Since we can't discuss why Baseball sucks in a thread on the world series, I'm doing it here. Baseball, to all intents and purposes, is little more than a hybrid of rounders and cricket, played by ovepaid, undertalented incompetants. Give Freddie or KP a year to learn the game, and they would be world beaters.:)
Sumamba Buwhan
28-10-2005, 00:15
I grew up in a family that worshipped baseball and went to many games (pro and family little league stuff) - therefore I think it follows that I hate that damn boring ass sport. If that doesn't automatically follow then I just dislike it because it's freaking BORING! Honestly though I don't like wathing any sport if someone isn't in danger of getting seriously injured. I do enjoy playing some sports but baseball is not one of them.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2005, 00:15
Since we can't discuss why Baseball sucks in a thread on the world series, I'm doing it here. Baseball, to all intents and purposes, is little more than a hybrid of rounders and cricket, played by ovepaid, undertalented incompetants. Give Freddie or KP a year to learn the game, and they would be world beaters.:)
You are merely a hybrid of your mom and father, does that make you some how an inferior?
And while I have no doubt at at Cricketers capacity for "beating" (hurrhurr) I sincerely doubt that they could just suddenly appear and start cleaning out. Especially if they are so daft as to require a whole year to understand it, a four year old can get the basic concept in 12 minutes.
Teh_pantless_hero
28-10-2005, 00:16
Sports as a whole suck. End of discussion.
Kudlastan
28-10-2005, 00:17
haha... good thread! Hmm... well i don't reeeeally mind baseball... saw a bit when i went to canada a couple of summers ago, but its not exactly a world class sport, and not anything to get majorly excited about.

I sort of treat it a bit like cricket... a game i never really got into, just drags on!
The blessed Chris
28-10-2005, 00:17
You are merely a hybrid of your mom and father, does that make you some how an inferior?
And while I have no doubt at at Cricketers capacity for "beating" (hurrhurr) I sincerely doubt that they could just suddenly appear and start cleaning out. Especially if they are so daft as to require a whole year to understand it, a four year old can get the basic concept in 12 minutes.

But not to play at a professional level. Watch "el classico" on sky, and observe sport as it should be.
Jenrak
28-10-2005, 00:19
Sports as a whole suck. End of discussion.

And why do you think that?
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-10-2005, 00:20
While I think that you may be trolling, I have to agree on several points. I don't think baseball players are worth the money they get, but I would say the same about a lot of sports, including football of both kinds. But, the fanbase is there, and unless all the major teams in every country could be persuaded to agree to wage cuts, there's little that can be done.

Of course, by that logic, the baseball teams have it the easiest, because they're pretty much all in America. Therefore, baseball is teh sux0rZ
The blessed Chris
28-10-2005, 00:21
And why do you think that?

I'm with him n that actually, why does it suck?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2005, 00:21
Sports as a whole suck. End of discussion.
Amateur sports can be amusing provided that both sides are equally incompetent. Proffesional Sports are just lame, though, and the only thing that could lead to a great improvement would be the inclusion of automatic weapons.
"And Jordan's got the ball, he's moving up the field. Will he make it?"
"Wait, Bobs got a lock on, and that's it for Jordan's career as a not dead person."
"Too bad, I thought he had real promise."
"Well, he didn't have ablative plating, and that is really what counts in this game."
The blessed Chris
28-10-2005, 00:27
While I think that you may be trolling, I have to agree on several points. I don't think baseball players are worth the money they get, but I would say the same about a lot of sports, including football of both kinds. But, the fanbase is there, and unless all the major teams in every country could be persuaded to agree to wage cuts, there's little that can be done.

Of course, by that logic, the baseball teams have it the easiest, because they're pretty much all in America. Therefore, baseball is teh sux0rZ

Firstly, if I'm trolling, then Lyric sure as hell was.:mad:

Moreover, all sportsmen are overpaid, but thats part of the humour of it all, seeing how crass and tasteless they are.:p

Finally, for any Brits or Football fans out there. Please join me in expressing sympathy for George Best and his family.
Kudlastan
28-10-2005, 00:31
Finally, for any Brits or Football fans out there. Please join me in expressing sympathy for George Best and his family.


he;s not dead is he?!

got to feel sorry for the guy, though didnt he only get a new liver 3 years ago?
The blessed Chris
28-10-2005, 00:33
he;s not dead is he?!

got to feel sorry for the guy, though didnt he only get a new liver 3 years ago?

From what I'm told he will be soon. Bloody genius as a footballer though, bit like Rooney, and who bought him?:)
Super-power
28-10-2005, 00:37
How dare you!
I grew up on baseball to age 11! And I still follow it intensely :)
Sdaeriji
28-10-2005, 00:48
Boo hoo. Don't watch it.
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-10-2005, 00:51
Firstly, if I'm trolling, then Lyric sure as hell was.:mad:

Actually,I was more forewarning you that a certain aggressive american baseball nut might take offense and report you. But yes, I agree with you about Lyric being an asshole. That's what you said, right?:cool:

Moreover, all sportsmen are overpaid, but thats part of the humour of it all, seeing how crass and tasteless they are.:p

And the ones that aren't are the comparatively underpaid ones.

Finally, for any Brits or Football fans out there. Please join me in expressing sympathy for George Best and his family.

It's pretty much all his fault, though.
Syniks
28-10-2005, 01:04
Since we can't discuss why Baseball sucks in a thread on the world series, I'm doing it here. Baseball, to all intents and purposes, is little more than a hybrid of rounders and cricket, played by ovepaid, undertalented incompetants. Give Freddie or KP a year to learn the game, and they would be world beaters.:)
And your point is?
Sumamba Buwhan
28-10-2005, 01:09
I thought the point was that baseball sucks :confused:
Kudlastan
28-10-2005, 01:10
to be honest baseball isn;t the worst of sports... American football is worse. Rugby any day! No need for all that poncy armour...
Myrmidonisia
28-10-2005, 01:29
While I think that you may be trolling, I have to agree on several points. I don't think baseball players are worth the money they get, but I would say the same about a lot of sports, including football of both kinds. But, the fanbase is there, and unless all the major teams in every country could be persuaded to agree to wage cuts, there's little that can be done.

Of course, by that logic, the baseball teams have it the easiest, because they're pretty much all in America. Therefore, baseball is teh sux0rZ
All in America is true. North, South, and Central. Kinda the whole hemisphere. Then there's Japan, too. Even China seems to be able to muster up a team for the Olympics -- back before the poofs in England banned it from Olympicdom.
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-10-2005, 01:59
All in America is true.

There's my proof. Right there. The rest is just filler.

North, South, and Central. Kinda the whole hemisphere. Then there's Japan, too. Even China seems to be able to muster up a team for the Olympics -- back before the poofs in England banned it from Olympicdom.


Okay, but here's the crux. Is the money players outside the Major League earn in any way comparable to the money earned by those in the Major League?

And since when the fuck did the Americas constitute a hemisphere? Asswank.
Myrmidonisia
28-10-2005, 12:08
There's my proof. Right there. The rest is just filler.




Okay, but here's the crux. Is the money players outside the Major League earn in any way comparable to the money earned by those in the Major League?

And since when the fuck did the Americas constitute a hemisphere? Asswank.
Money is irrelevant. Baseball is entertainment. When you realize that, you will be able to accept the salaries. At least as well as you can accept people like Sean Penn and Tom Cruise making any money at all as entertainers.

As far as the hemisphere goes, look up the definition. I think you can find a plane that does the job.

Sorry you don't like baseball, but at least it's not soccer.
Delator
28-10-2005, 12:51
Yay! Another sports thread that will simply devolve into a pissing match between Brits and Yanks over who's sports suck more.

:rolleyes:

Seriously...watch whatever sport you damn well please, or don't watch...otherwise, who gives a fuck?