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As troubling as his choice topping is, still more troubling is his method of harvesting.

Gadzooks, already.

Just received this from a friend, thought I'd share the joy, now that the supper hour has concluded, more-or-less.

He-hem

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG HIM?!

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It makes me wonder about them there chocolate rum-balls, I tells ya.

With people like this in the world, getting a psych major seems a fine idea, and a great way to get rich.

I love how the FBI decided it was no longer an issue of national security.

With people like this in the world, getting a psych major seems a fine idea, and a great way to get rich.
Assuming you aren't killed by one of your patients.

I love how the FBI decided it was no longer an issue of national security.
Must've been a treat being the investigator in this case. I mean, actually having to work out his process (not to mention smelling it).

Assuming you aren't killed by one of your patients.

Trust me, I'm far more fucked in the head than most of them would be, and more dangerous. Bwahahahahaha.

What the hell is the motivation? That's just bizarre.

Can you say "What the fuck!?" three times fast?

Can you say "What the fuck!?" three times fast?

Yes. One of my co-workers gave me an odd look though.

I guess he takes his insluts seriously... like... maybe he told the baker to "eat my shit"... and then you know what... he did.

Not as uncommon as one may think. Prison inmates with Aids and Hepatitis do it all the time, justifying it by saying their life has been ruined so it's ok to take others with them. They are seldom punished further for it as normal people simply chalk it up to being crazy. They call mental heath who immediately rush to his side in order to comfort this poor boy with issues. Seen it a thousand times and is actually where I aquired my strong prejudice against the liberal thought process.

I'm really glad Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh has a hobby. You gotta keep busy, you know.

Not as uncommon as one may think. Prison inmates with Aids and Hepatitis do it all the time, justifying it by saying their life has been ruined so it's ok to take others with them. They are seldom punished further for it as normal people simply chalk it up to being crazy. They call mental heath who immediately rush to his side in order to comfort this poor boy with issues. Seen it a thousand times and is actually where I aquired my strong prejudice against the liberal thought process.

Yes, because you certainly don't want to understand why and how someone ends up thinking like. :rolleyes:

I smell excrement in my food and someone is going to get hurt really, really badly.
Not that I would ever be buying food from someone named Bahrouz or whatever anyway. Under the best circumstances, his hands are probably covered with his own shit anyway. So even if he loves you and his job, you're going to eat his shit anyway.
Ever buy food from a sidewalk vendor? Where do those guys wahs their hands? Where and when do they go to the bathroom? You know a lot just piss in a jug right at the cart?

when you eat out, you are at the mercy of too many people.

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lol...made me laugh out loud so the nurses point that look at me again :p

Coprophilia/Urophilia in combination with food is a quite common disorder. There have been several cases where someone urinated in the coffee-urn in an office environment...

...but strange how people complaining something smells like shit actually go on and taste it :eek:

Customers had complained the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.

I have to wonder how they knew.

I smell excrement in my food and someone is going to get hurt really, really badly.
Not that I would ever be buying food from someone named Bahrouz or whatever anyway. Under the best circumstances, his hands are probably covered with his own shit anyway. So even if he loves you and his job, you're going to eat his shit anyway.
Yah, cause we all know how filthy those dirty unamerican foreigners with their funny accents and lack of basic hygiene are.

Remember if you ever venture outside of your country to carry lots of toilet paper. Very few countries have heard of it, fewer still have seen a roll. Be careful though! If seen with a roll, you may cause a riot as the coprolitic mob swarms on you, desperate to get their feculent, scatological mitts on a piece. It's like gold in those countries, I tell you!

I should stop thinking "This day won´t get any more random" before logging into NS. :p

I have to wonder how they knew.

Not so difficult...be dumb enough to think "Oh, this smells just like my toilet this morning" and then bite a large chunk out of it:eek:

Not so difficult...be dumb enough to think "Oh, this smells just like my toilet this morning" and then bite a large chunk out of it:eek:

Yeah, but if you're willing to eat fast food, you'll eat anything.

Yeah, but if you're willing to eat fast food, you'll eat anything.

Want a Diar-Coke?
*fends off thoughts about this guy´s fast food*

Want a Diar-Coke?
*fends off thoughts about this guy´s fast food*

No thanks. I'll stick to shit on toast.

Yeah, but if you're willing to eat fast food, you'll eat anything.

No no, there has been proven that there is no ingredient in fast food anywhere near related to organic food material...whether digested or not :p

No no, there has been proven that there is no ingredient in fast food anywhere near related to organic food material...whether digested or not :p

:D

I wonder what the prison guards will be doing to that's mans food?

It's bioterrorism. He's got a Muslim name, doesn't he? Well at least it sounds Muslim.

Yah, cause we all know how filthy those dirty unamerican foreigners with their funny accents and lack of basic hygiene are.

Remember if you ever venture outside of your country to carry lots of toilet paper. Very few countries have heard of it, fewer still have seen a roll. Be careful though! If seen with a roll, you may cause a riot as the coprolitic mob swarms on you, desperate to get their feculent, scatological mitts on a piece. It's like gold in those countries, I tell you!

I've spent a great deal of time outside of my country, son. I've seen poor hygiene here and abroad.
But lets not make believe "bahrouz" or whatever his name is, comes from a long line of hand-washers or regular bathers. All the hairnets and plastic gloves in the world cant make up for proper personal sanitary habits.

I've spent a great deal of time outside of my country, son. I've seen poor hygiene here and abroad.
But lets not make believe "bahrouz" or whatever his name is, comes from a long line of hand-washers or regular bathers. All the hairnets and plastic gloves in the world cant make up for proper personal sanitary habits.
And you come from British/European stock originally I assume?
Which means you come from a long line of people who historically only bathed once a year. So I guess this means, based on this historical fact, that you must be filthy, unkempt and more than a little smelly.

Generalisations are so much fun, aren't they?

More to the point, what does this have to do with the article? He wasn't found to be contiminating the foods due to poor personal hygiene, but doing it delibrately. There is a difference there.

I shudder to think what was in the chocolate dip for the ice-cream! Reminds me of a toilet graffiti I saw at University:
Please flush twice. It's a long way to the cafetaria!

I wonder what the prison guards will be doing to that's mans food?

Guards and inmates eat the same food almost everywhere. The two things that are almost assured of getting you killed in prison are 1) messing with the food and 2) Being a Rat (snitch).
I've seen snitches survive for a very long time in "Protective Custody", however, even the PC's will kill someone who "messed with the food". In 15 years it happened three times I know of, and within a month of the event the inmate was dead each time.

...and if interested, one urinated in the tea, the second used the ground beef as his personal sexual partner, and the third poured drain cleaner into the coffee.

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That about sums up how I feel, too. :eek:

I'm a little annoyed that the writer called this amateur terrorist a man...

Trust me, I'm far more fucked in the head than most of them would be, and more dangerous. Bwahahahahaha.
No shit? *rubs long painful wounds in left side and mutters "How was I supposed to know he took offense to being called a crazy megalomaniacal psychopath?" under his breath*