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How Can We Save the World from Darwinists?

Super-power
26-10-2005, 22:43
Darwinists are leading the world into the dark ages of ungodliness. How will we deal with the problem?
Nadkor
26-10-2005, 22:44
Creationists are leading the world into the dark ages of ungodliness. How will we deal with the problem?
Shoddy copy-pasting work Mr. Power.
Super-power
26-10-2005, 22:46
Shoddy copy-pasting work Mr. Power.
Not anymore! *check the thread again*
UnitarianUniversalists
26-10-2005, 22:47
Darwinism does not imply atheism any more than General Relativity does.
Nadkor
26-10-2005, 22:47
Not anymore! *check the thread again*
Almost as if it never happened ;)
Super-power
26-10-2005, 22:48
Darwinism does not imply atheism any more than General Relativity does.
This thread is a friggin JOKE, man. Actually I believe in Evolution, to an extent
Kryozerkia
26-10-2005, 22:48
Darwinists are leading the world into the dark ages of ungodliness. How will we deal with the problem?
Bow down and welcome it. It was bound to happen.
Lacadaemon
26-10-2005, 22:53
What's a "Darwinist"?
Kryozerkia
26-10-2005, 22:54
What's a "Darwinist"?
Someone who believes in Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-10-2005, 22:55
How would drafting a Constitutional amendment banning creationism stop Darwinists. Unless you think that reverse psychology would freak them out, or maybe you should have revised a bit more before cut and pasting.
Super-power
26-10-2005, 22:56
How would drafting a Constitutional amendment banning creationism stop Darwinists. Unless you think that reverse psychology would freak them out, or maybe you should have revised a bit more before cut and pasting.
Damnit, every cut-and-paste job I do gets sloppier and sloppier!
Lacadaemon
26-10-2005, 22:58
Someone who believes in Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Jeez, they all must be pretty old by now. Is it worth getting so fussed about it.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-10-2005, 23:03
Jeez, they all must be pretty old by now. Is it worth getting so fussed about it.
Well, they keep coming back from the dead and haunting my refridgerator, so yes, it is worth making a fuss about. Those frecking bastards are eating my Chinese food from last night, and insisting that traits were selected for over many generations to produce rice of the consistency which they are enjoying.
New Watenho
26-10-2005, 23:14
...the world doesn't need saving from Darwinists. o.o

I've voted the "Scientific Fact" resolution, because let's face it, it's closer to fact than the existence of gravity.
Letila
26-10-2005, 23:33
I've voted the "Scientific Fact" resolution, because let's face it, it's closer to fact than the existence of gravity.

Don't tell me you believe in that heresy. Intelligent falling is God's holy truth, blasphemer!
Czardas
26-10-2005, 23:39
Well, they keep coming back from the dead and haunting my refridgerator, so yes, it is worth making a fuss about. Those frecking bastards are eating my Chinese food from last night, and insisting that traits were selected for over many generations to produce rice of the consistency which they are enjoying.
That's your fault from ordering out from that restaurant. Although, I admit, ever since you stumbled drunk into the other ones wearing nothing but a blood-soaked hat, some chains, and a loincloth made from the scalps of your enemies, carrying that long hooked sword you insist on taking everywhere with you (never knew why—it always freaks people out), I can understand why that's the only place left that'll let you order out. ;)
Khodros
26-10-2005, 23:44
Darwinists are leading the world into the dark ages of ungodliness. How will we deal with the problem?

You're dreaming. Darwinists don't pose a threat to anyone. Though I'll give you points for creativity.
MostlyFreeTrade
26-10-2005, 23:45
Darwinism is quite well-supported, and indeed is at the same level as the copernican universe, electricity, nuclear theory, relativity, etc. in that they all are very credible theories supported by scientific and experimental evidence. If you choose not to believe in evolution, that is your choice, but understand that where science is concerned Darwin works. Therefore, at least in the realm of science, let the scientists use whatever works and go on believing whatever you want to.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-10-2005, 23:50
That's your fault from ordering out from that restaurant. Although, I admit, ever since you stumbled drunk into the other ones wearing nothing but a blood-soaked hat, some chains, and a loincloth made from the scalps of your enemies, carrying that long hooked sword you insist on taking everywhere with you (never knew why—it always freaks people out), I can understand why that's the only place left that'll let you order out. ;)
I DO NOT CARRY A HOOKED SWORD! It is called a khopesh. Khopesh! And I carry it because I enjoy the feel of artifacts housing the souls of Egyptian Princes against my skin.
*Caresses khopesh*
Oooohhhh . . .
*Shudders*
Anyway, it is not long, only with about 3 and a half feet of blade, about half of the blade curved, a real sweet pussy cat of a weapon. If I'd wanted to be dangerous I'd have brought something that could do more than just leech the souls out of those around me.
*Caresses khopesh again*
I'd go on, but me and my love have to go do some, er, "German Work."
Czardas
26-10-2005, 23:51
I DO NOT CARRY A HOOKED SWORD! It is called a khopesh. Khopesh! And I carry it because I enjoy the feel of artifacts housing the souls of Egyptian Princes against my skin.
*Caresses khopesh*
Oooohhhh . . .
*Shudders*
Anyway, it is not long, only with about 3 and a half feet of blade, about half of the blade curved, a real sweet pussy cat of a weapon. If I'd wanted to be dangerous I'd have brought something that could do more than just leech the souls out of those around me.
*Caresses khopesh again*
I'd go on, but me and my love have to go do some, er, "German Work."
Heh, khopesh, whatever...anyway, you knew what I was talking about... ^v^
Corneliu
29-10-2005, 05:00
I say teach both and let the person who is taugh both of them make up their own minds.
Rotovia-
29-10-2005, 06:12
Darwinism does not imply atheism any more than General Relativity does.
Bingo
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-10-2005, 06:17
I say teach both and let the person who is taugh both of them make up their own minds.
You can't let people make up their minds! They might decide to believe something other than what I want them to think, and then, do you know what might happen? They might start thinking as individuals, and then everything goes straight to hell.
Everyone knows that the wants of the masses must be sacrificed for my, I mean, for Society's benefit.
Rotovia-
29-10-2005, 06:58
I say teach both and let the person who is taugh both of them make up their own minds.
I maths we were taught the Earth was round. However, seeing the error of my ways I now understand why we should also teach that Earth may be flat and let children make up their own minds.

In fact. Given that assumption. Testing now seems pointless.
Corneliu
29-10-2005, 13:22
I maths we were taught the Earth was round. However, seeing the error of my ways I now understand why we should also teach that Earth may be flat and let children make up their own minds.

In fact. Given that assumption. Testing now seems pointless.

Actually, we have proven that the earth was round :rolleyes:
Bottle
29-10-2005, 13:33
Darwinists are leading the world into the dark ages of ungodliness. How will we deal with the problem?
Burning heretics worked in the past. I say we get back to basics.

Of course, this will mean we'll be killing pretty much all the people resposible for medical advances and medical technologies, so we'll all die of otherwise-treatable illnesses within a few years, but I'm sure God will be so happy with us for killing the heretics that He'll send us straight to heaven! So then we get to kill people we don't like, AND spend eternity in paradise!