NationStates Jolt Archive

If you've been watching movies like Saving Private Ryan, or shows like Band of Brothers, or watching some of the recent movies that have come out of the US experience in Iraq (documentaries like Gunners Palace), you may see US troops using hand and arm signals.

Well, to make things easier for you, here is a guide to what they mean. I'm sure Eutrusca already knows all of these already.

Go here: http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals.php

The captions are a bit small...

Let me just pop over to the lab and get a microscope, and I'll have this deciphered in no time!

If you've been watching movies like Saving Private Ryan, or shows like Band of Brothers, or watching some of the recent movies that have come out of the US experience in Iraq (documentaries like Gunners Palace), you may see US troops using hand and arm signals.

Well, to make things easier for you, here is a guide to what they mean. I'm sure Eutrusca already knows all of these already.

If you're close enough to see any of those hand signals, you're flying way too low. Probably off your run-in heading, too.

Or you're in a helicopter -- just as bad.

Try it again

Try it again

Piccy no loady no mo'.

Try it again
Now I don't see anything...
(but most of the important ones are common sense, like the "shut up" or "I'm not gonna do it")

Now I don't see anything...
(but most of the important ones are common sense, like the "shut up" or "I'm not gonna do it")

Don't forget "fuck you". :D

Don't forget "fuck you". :DI suppose I was too busy deciphering the captions, but I did find the motion for "male" rather interesting...:p

I suppose I was too busy deciphering the captions, but I did find the motion for "male" rather interesting...:p

If only they were bigger. I'd have fun doing my own captions for them.

I still can't read them. :\

I still can't read them. :\
You don't need to read them, just follow it from left to right as a new dance.

You don't need to read them, just follow it from left to right as a new dance.

I can't even do that, as the picture has the annoying knack of disappearing for some reason. It's gone again now.

EDIT

This Post Is Gay!

well, it was.

Thaaaaats better...:p

Boy they are hilarious....

*whipers*
-They are meant to be right- :eek:

I can't even do that, as the picture has the annoying knack of disappearing for some reason. It's gone again now.
There's a linky now, and I'm not sure what to make off this.
Some of them have got to be joking, but the others (if they are jokes) have apparently transcended to a level of humor that mere human intelligence cannot yet grasp.

http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/28rifle.gif

I only top.

http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/10hurry.gif

"Toot the horn! Toot the horn! Awww, c'mon Sarge...you're no fun."

I shouldn't tell you this, but it says "Image linking verboten" and is a picture of fat, naked, hairy guys, who appear to be homosexual, in an outdoor jacuzzi. I distinctly see very shrivelled peenage in the picture, as well.

I shouldn't tell you this, but it says "Image linking verboten" and is a picture of fat, naked, hairy guys, who appear to be homosexual, in an outdoor jacuzzi.
http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/41column.gif

I want both of you at the same time.

I shouldn't tell you this, but it says "Image linking verboten" and is a picture of fat, naked, hairy guys, who appear to be homosexual, in an outdoor jacuzzi.
All I can see is some soldier guy waving his arm.
You get all the fun pictures:(

http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/41column.gif
I want both of you at the same time.

Just like this one of several times in Brighton...

Just like this one of several times in Brighton...
Did he do this to you?
http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/sgun1.gif

I shouldn't tell you this, but it says "Image linking verboten" and is a picture of fat, naked, hairy guys, who appear to be homosexual, in an outdoor jacuzzi. I distinctly see very shrivelled peenage in the picture, as well.

Its weird. Thats what i got the first time.... then it was good.... now its that fat male German naked pool party... :(

*shudders*

Did he do this to you?
http://www.unconventional-airsoft.com/information/handSignals_files/sgun1.gif

One of them did. The other was very adept with his tongue.

Its weird. Thats what i got the first time.... then it was good.... now its that fat male German naked pool party... :(
And now someone else is bragging about getting that image.
Mommy, why can't I have naked German pool parties? Everyone else gets one.

And now someone else is bragging about getting that image.
Mommy, why can't I have naked German pool parties? Everyone else gets one.

Here then... enjoy... :D

Edit: Bah. Deosn't work.... and the tag... 'Nice tits' under one of them is hilarious when you see the picture...

Now excuse me while a get a bucket... :p

And now someone else is bragging about getting that image.
Mommy, why can't I have naked German pool parties? Everyone else gets one.

Quit yer bitching! (http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007c0qe) (NSFW due to slight, in all respects, unfortunately, peenage.)

Quit yer bitching! (http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007c0qe) (NSFW due to slight, in all respects, unfortunately, peenage.)
Ah, thats the stuff.
You now have my eternal gratitude, Fass ole chum. Some day, I will buy you an unwashed hat.

Quit yer bitching! (http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007c0qe) (NSFW due to slight, in all respects, unfortunately, peenage.)


Thats so wrong. And what was the guy holding before the cartoon rifle was added to the pic?

Quit yer bitching! (http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/0007c0qe) (NSFW due to slight, in all respects, unfortunately, peenage.)

o.O

Uh...why isn't that showing up for some of us? It doesn't even do it if I hard-refresh.

o.O

Uh...why isn't that showing up for some of us? It doesn't even do it if I hard-refresh.
You probably have to join some exclusive Swedish club where they replace random cartoon images with naked people sitting in jacuzzis.

You probably have to join some exclusive Swedish club where they replace random cartoon images with naked people sitting in jacuzzis.

Hehehe.

Aw crap. Do I have to go back and edit those posts? :mad:

Aw crap. Do I have to go back and edit those posts? :mad:

Please God... please.... For the sake of humanity DO! :eek: