NationStates Jolt Archive

I always got wind in the face instead of the back. It always rain when I'm going somewhere. It's always cold when my jacket is in the laundry and it's always hot when my shorts are missing.

Why I ask you!!

It's because you're Danish. Even the weather doesn't like Danes.

The weather's quite nice here in Finland. Wait...it started raining again. Damn!

It's because you're Danish. Even the weather doesn't like Danes.
Hey I thought Denmark and Sweden were supposed to be friends...

I always got wind in the face instead of the back. It always rain when I'm going somewhere. It's always cold when my jacket is in the laundry and it's always hot when my shorts are missing.
Quite clearly the weather is a manifestation of your mental state. Something like: "You do not cry because it rains; it rains because you cry."

Hey I thought Denmark and Sweden were supposed to be friends...

Umm, are you aware of our history? We may be allies now, but you will always be, as Ernst Hugo Järegård said in the fantastic thriller series "Riket," danskjävlar!

Quite clearly the weather is a manifestation of your mental state. Something like: "You do not cry because it rains; it rains because you cry."
Yeah I like that movie too;)

Umm, are you aware of our history? We may be allies now, but you will always be, as Ernst Hugo Järegård said in the fantastic thriller series "Riket," danskjävlar!
Har hørt om ham men så vidt jeg ved har de fleste danskere og svenskere ikke noget mod hindanden. (Regner med du godt kan forstå dansk)

Har hørt om ham men så vidt jeg ved har de fleste danskere og svenskere ikke noget mod hindanden. (Regner med du godt kan forstå dansk)

Så klart jag kan, och så klart vi inte har. Jag retas som man bara kan med lillebrorlandet. (Förväntar mig att svenska inte är något problem för dig, heller.)

Så klart jag kan, och så klart vi inte har. Jag retas som man bara kan med lillebrorlandet. (Förväntar mig att svenska inte är något problem för dig, heller.)
Lillebrorlandet? Helt ærligt... Måske har vi været svensk eget før men vi har også haft hele skåne!;) (Og nej jeg har heller ikke noget imod svenskere)

I always got wind in the face instead of the back. It always rain when I'm going somewhere. It's always cold when my jacket is in the laundry and it's always hot when my shorts are missing.

Why I ask you!!
Piss poor prior planning? :D

Piss poor prior planning? :D
Or just mother***king unlucky:D

Lillebrorlandet? Helt ærligt... Måske har vi været svensk eget før men vi har også haft hele skåne!;) (Og nej jeg har heller ikke noget imod svenskere)

Ni skulle gott kunna ha det - vi har ångrat att vi tog tillbaks det ända sen dess! Det och Norge - mer bekymmer än vad de är värda...

Ni skulle gott kunna ha det - vi har ångrat att vi tog tillbaks det ända sen dess! Det och Norge - mer bekymmer än vad de är värda...
Tja... Hvis det stod til mig ville Danmark, Sverige og Norge blive slået sammen til eet land og derved danne en superstat! Tænk hvordan det kunne styrke økonomien! Ok måske ikke Norge med de priser de har:p

You're complaining? Every time I cycled past Paradise Street in Munich, I got hit with an icy gale.

Every time I wash my car, it rains. That's the secret to making parts of Africa more fertile; Sponsor car washes in the Serengeti. :D

Every time I wash my car, it rains. That's the secret to making parts of Africa more fertile; Sponsor car washes in the Serengeti. :D

Every time I wash my car, the bloody birds shit all over it. :mad: I'm sure all that guano would help make Africa more fertile too.

Tja... Hvis det stod til mig ville Danmark, Sverige og Norge blive slået sammen til eet land og derved danne en superstat! Tænk hvordan det kunne styrke økonomien! Ok måske ikke Norge med de priser de har:p

Norge måste vara med, så att vi kan stjäla... eh... gemensamt använda deras olja. Den nya Kalmarunionien erövrar världen!!! :D