NationStates Jolt Archive

1. Form a cult.
2. Kidnap scientists and make them build nuclear bombs.
3. Commision a series of 3 mile deep bunkers.
4. Hack into tv stations all over the world. Broadcast my handsome, mustachio'd face, anouncing that I'm going to kill everyone if they don't join my cult.
5. After having safely placed my cultists in the bunkers, detonate the bombs. Cyrogenically freeze myself.
6. Emerge 500 years later with the descendants of my cultists and rebuild the world, but to my specifications.
7. Hire lots o' hos and pimps!!!

If you agree with me, your descendants shall have the priviledge of amusing me in my pleasure palace. If you don't, they shall be made gladiators - and forced to fight robots equiped with lazas, meltas, and missiles.

MWAHAHWAHAWAHWAHWA! HOHOHO! TEHEHE!!!

2. Kidnap scientists and make them build nuclear bombs.
That won't work. It's a conspiracy - nuclear bombs are a myth (that's why we've had no nuclear wars) - it was just a couple of meteorites that hit Japan. Hmm... that's quite an interesting conspiracy theory, I think I'll have to expand it...

my most recent plan to take over the world involved smoking copious amounts of weed and waiting it out in an amsterdam coffeeshop for a few years... damn i wish i could remember that plan, it was a good 'un! :(

That won't work. It's a conspiracy - nuclear bombs are a myth (that's why we've had no nuclear wars) - it was just a couple of meteorites that hit Japan. Hmm... that's quite an interesting conspiracy theory, I think I'll have to expand it...

Needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.

Needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.

True, it's been said that Lee Harvey Oswald, JKF's supposed assassin, was none other than the Lizard King himself...

Needs more lizard people. All good conspiracy theories have lizard people.
And Nazi's delving into the occult, but that's a matter of taste.

And Nazi's delving into the occult, but that's a matter of taste.

Vampire Nazis eh? If your into that I'd suggest you read the manga "Hellsing".

These cultists.. will they have afros?

Have you been playing Evil Genius again?

An army of zombies, that's what you want.

my most recent plan to take over the world involved smoking copious amounts of weed and waiting it out in an amsterdam coffeeshop for a few years... damn i wish i could remember that plan, it was a good 'un! :(
i thought of that plan too!!!:eek: i've spent the last year trying to remember it.....................:p :rolleyes: