Thank You Feminists
I would like to give a completely random thanks to all the feminists past and present. While I don’t agree with everything espoused by ya‘ll, I have to say that I really appreciate what you all have done to chivalry. Thanks to your deconstruction of that awful institution, I am able to be just as big an asshole to women as I am to men.
Neo Kervoskia
26-10-2005, 02:04
You'd be an asshole whether it was still alive or not.
I would like to give a completely random thanks to all the feminists past and present. While I don’t agree with everything espoused by ya‘ll, I have to say that I really appreciate what you all have done to chivalry. Thanks to your deconstruction of that awful institution, I am able to be just as big an asshole to women as I am to men.
I also am an equal-opportunity jackass. Hooray for feminism!
Neo Kervoskia
26-10-2005, 02:08
I also am an equal-opportunity jackass. Hooray for feminism!
Up with equality
Down with their skirt
They deserve
Their own t-shirt
Ashmoria
26-10-2005, 02:10
youre welcome
Up with equality
Down with their skirt
They deserve
Their own t-shirt
Contender for worst poem ever?
I think so! :p
Neo Kervoskia
26-10-2005, 02:12
Contender for worst poem ever?
I think so! :p
Heyy, nows..*falls over* I ain't not too ge...*vomits* I'm not drunk damn it, I'm tipsy! *falls over*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-10-2005, 02:13
Contender for worst poem ever?
I think so! :p
Bah, I can make worse:
Thoughts Upon Switching to A Different Bar
I thought for a moment right here,
Whilst smoking and sipping a beer,
Then out of the blue,
I realized its true,
This stuff tastes like piss,
So its only the hang-overs I'd miss,
If I ever stopped coming here.
Heyy, nows..*falls over* I ain't not too ge...*vomits* I'm not drunk damn it, I'm tipsy! *falls over*
Haha, a bit like my current state :D
Sure, at least your poem rhymed and had rhythm ;)
Heyy, nows..*falls over* I ain't not too ge...*vomits* I'm not drunk damn it, I'm tipsy! *falls over*
I prefer to get my drunk on in the form of haiku:
The flagon will tip
Flooding nectareous beer
Right down my shirtfront.
Arribastan
26-10-2005, 02:20
I would like to give a completely random thanks to all the feminists past and present. While I don’t agree with everything espoused by ya‘ll, I have to say that I really appreciate what you all have done to chivalry. Thanks to your deconstruction of that awful institution, I am able to be just as big an asshole to women as I am to men.
I'm glad to see that someone's a bigger asshole than me. It's somewhat gratifying.
Not that I disagree with you or anything. You're just willing to admit it.
You'd be an asshole whether it was still alive or not.
Believe it or not, I wouldn’t. Then instead of just a bunch of chick’s boyfriends to keep a look out for, everyone would want to hit me to “defend the lady’s honor,” or some other shit.