NationStates Jolt Archive


Kentucky Fried Baby

Drunk commies deleted
25-10-2005, 17:11
Some remains found in Liverpool, thought to be those of a baby, have turned out to be chicken bones.

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/10/25/nfoet25.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/25/ixhome.html
Heron-Marked Warriors
25-10-2005, 17:13
Damn. I thought this was going to be about an actual Kentucky Fried Baby.:(
Kroisistan
25-10-2005, 17:15
Damn you Mr. Commies. I saw the title and thought this would be a darkly humorous story about a baby being fried and battered, perhaps even eaten(hey, if you're gonna eat people, you might as well make it finger licking good).

EDIT - Damn, Heron-Marked Warriors hit it before I could.
The Noble Men
25-10-2005, 17:41
Dammit Commies! You promised us fried babies! See what you've done?

Fry me a baby!

Or not, come to think of it.
Drunk commies deleted
25-10-2005, 17:43
*Fries up a mess o' babies*

Come and get it!
Of the council of clan
25-10-2005, 17:48
What's better then ten dead babies in one trashcan?

one dead baby in ten trash cans.

what do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs?

an erection
Kryozerkia
25-10-2005, 17:49
Ew! Too tender!
Drunk commies deleted
25-10-2005, 17:50
Ew! Too tender!
Try the extra crispy. Oh, and don't forget to try some buffalo arms. I make the sauce myself.
[NS]Simonist
25-10-2005, 18:20
Try the extra crispy. Oh, and don't forget to try some buffalo arms. I make the sauce myself.
What's the base?

I mean, baby I'm fine with, but food allergies are sometimes a concern...