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And you couldn't wish for more wishes. What would you wish?

I'd wish for a couple of billion dollars.

And you couldn't wish for more wishes. What would you wish?

I'd wish for a couple of billion dollars.

hmm, I'd go with the same wich actually, maybe 10 billion pounds, a title and a country estate.

Peace on earth and an end to world hunger. No, really.

Happiness.

For MY own Island Paradise.

Peace on earth and an end to world hunger. No, really.

When are you competing in Miss World then?

When are you competing in Miss World then?

Rats. Should have thrown gender equality in there, too, as I cannot compete in Miss World, for I am a man, but I am sincere in my wish.

Rats. Should have thrown gender equality in there, too, as I cannot compete in Miss World, for I am a man, but I am sincere in my wish.

It is, to me unfeasible, and personally, the money to conquer Africa nd settle its problems seems much more fun.

I wish my back was fixed so my wife didn't have to work so much.:(

It is, to me unfeasible, and personally, the money to conquer Africa nd settle its problems seems much more fun.Only for people that don't get shot at...

I would want to know if god exists and if there is an afterlife.

If not.....

:sniper:

It is, to me unfeasible

What is it about the word "wish" you don't understand?

I wish I could afford to just travel for the rest of my life.

I'll wish for omniscience. That way, I control the world, and bring about world peace somehow. I'll also know if there is a God, secret to immortality, Atlantis, etc.

Can't lose when you're omni.

Can't lose when you're omni.

Wouldn't omnipotence be better? Then you could grant yourself omniscience (and whatever you please)?

Peace on earth and an end to world hunger. No, really.
Hehehehehe...thats a funny joke...
There will always be war and poverty.Fact

Mine would to run my own facsistic country and take over the world !!
And also have 999 trillion pounds.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Only one wish eh ?
Oh sigh....999 trillion pounds it is then.
I could technically fund my own planet.
Not long ago it said somewhere in a news paper that the value of england is 5 trillion pounds.
Hmmm...I could probably afford the whole world then.
You would all be my slaves !
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Alas, that is only a dream...

Hehehehehe...thats a funny joke...
There will always be war and poverty.Fact

What fucking thing about the word "wish" is it you people don't understand? :headbang:

For crying out loud, you guys/girls can't be this dim?

What fucking thing about the word "wish" is it you people don't understand? :headbang:
Oh sigh...a flame.
Its below that statement, if you have half a brain.

Oh sigh...a flame.

Nope, not even actionable. Look at the mod rulings. It may not be polite or pleasant, but a flame? Please.

Oh, if my back was already fixed, I'd wish for a super army of Dinosaurs! The Velociraptors and T-Rex's would be my infantry, and the Brontosaurus's would all have nuclear missile launchers strapped to them! And Also Ants. LOTS of freakin ants! Army ants, fire ants, jumper ants. Billions of them.

I'd make humanity my bitch for about a week, just for fun, then give them all freedom, but always remind them of the Ants, who would always be "watching"

Oh, if my back was already fixed, I'd wish for a super army of Dinosaurs! The Velociraptors and T-Rex's would be my infantry, and the Brontosaurus's would all have nuclear missile launchers strapped to them! And Also Ants. LOTS of freakin ants! Army ants, fire ants, jumper ants. Billions of them.

I'd make humanity my bitch for about a week, just for fun, then give them all freedom, but always remind them of the Ants, who would always be "watching"
Hehehehe...oh dear
*pushes psychopath button*

Hehehehe...oh dear
*pushes pshychopath button*
*psychopath button doesn't work, it seems to be jammed, jammed with..................................ANTS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...
*Runs for hills*

Hehehehehe...thats a funny joke...
There will always be war and poverty.Fact

Mine would to run my own facsistic country and take over the world !!
And also have 999 trillion pounds.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Only one wish eh ?
Oh sigh....999 trillion pounds it is then.
I could technically fund my own planet.
Not long ago it said somewhere in a news paper that the value of england is 5 trillion pounds.
Hmmm...I could probably afford the whole world then.
You would all be my slaves !
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Alas, that is only a dream...
Impossible! If you got that much money they would be worth much less and thereby increase the price of England dramatically.

Impossible! If you got that much money they would be worth much less and thereby increase the price of England dramatically.
Ah, a student of economics! Good call!

Now, what if you just bilions of Ants? MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*takes deep breath* UNLIMITED POWER!

That and more booze.

I also wish for peace on Earth and an end to world hunger... in the form of worldwide genocide. Maybe if I just wished for the sun to explode. It will, y'know? Eventually. My wish'll come true.

I wish for a nice and intelligent guy to spend my life with.

Happiness for the rest of my life (in whatever guise that may be).

I'd wish your cloths off ;)

and maybe all the money in the world (so I can tease the poor :D )

I'd wish your cloths off ;)

*hands you a cloth*

There. Wish granted! :p

*hands you a cloth*

There. Wish granted! :p

It´s really unfair to pick one someone´s incorrect spwellüng...:p

Good pun!:D

Something really selfish I imagine.

I figure I do enough for other people to do something for myself for a change.

I'd wish for omnipotence so I can become God.

That way, I could grant myself whatever else I want: friendship, lots of money, an army of psychotic zombie vampire dragons, my own private helicopter, more wishes, etc.

;)

I'd wish for omnipotence so I can become God.

That way, I could grant myself whatever else I want: friendship, lots of money, an army of psychotic zombie vampire dragons, my own private helicopter, more wishes, etc.

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i'd wish i could make things from my imagination into reality.

that includes money, food, women, and items that don't exist yet i just thought of :)


that way i can go cure world hunger (apparate a mountain of big macs and fields full of rich, fertile soil in the worst parts of the third world), work for world peace somehow i'm sure, but also, on my days off, piss about in a 500 foot yacht in the bahamas with an apparation of christina aguilera and her three gorgeous twin sisters :D

i'd wish i could make things from my imagination into reality.

that includes money, food, women, and items that don't exist yet i just thought of :)


that way i can go cure world hunger (apparate a mountain of big macs and fields full of rich, fertile soil in the worst parts of the third world), work for world peace somehow i'm sure, but also, on my days off, piss about in a 500 foot yacht in the bahamas with an apparation of christina aguilera and her three gorgeous twin sisters :D

I'm going to have to go with that one as my wish as well :D

however...

Oh, if my back was already fixed, I'd wish for a super army of Dinosaurs! The Velociraptors and T-Rex's would be my infantry, and the Brontosaurus's would all have nuclear missile launchers strapped to them! And Also Ants. LOTS of freakin ants! Army ants, fire ants, jumper ants. Billions of them.

I'd make humanity my bitch for about a week, just for fun, then give them all freedom, but always remind them of the Ants, who would always be "watching"

You win the thread

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True, that. :P

And you couldn't wish for more wishes. What would you wish?

I'd wish for a couple of billion dollars.

I would wish that I ruled the world. Why not? I can't screw it up anymore than the people who are currently running it.

I would wish that I ruled the world. Why not? I can't screw it up anymore than the people who are currently running it.
Yes, you can, because I'm running it, and I'm doing a damned good job! And you'd better agree with me, or else! :D

And you couldn't wish for more wishes. What would you wish?

I would wish for "Perfect Xenolinguistics" - sort of like "perfect-pitch" but for communications.

No one would ever be able to hide under the cover of intentional mistranslation again - and I would get extremely rich selling my services to Governments and researchers.

That or the ability to shift reality to my every whim - a'la The Annoying Post Brothers (http://www.ozones.com/postbros/). :eek:

Hmmmm...more wishes would be nice.

Barring that, an Apple Pie.

http://www.welton.net/nana/food_pics/apple_pie.jpg

I'd wish for all leftists to be teleported to a terraformed planet (with enough food, water, medicine, etc.) about a gazillion miles away. :)

The return of Jesus! Ahhhh, eternal peace and happiness with my lord and saviour.

Peace on earth and an end to world hunger. No, really.
Sorry to be a pedant, but that's two wishes. Make up your mind!

As for me, hmm....A kick ass space ship that can get me anywhere in the multi-verse.

The ability to talk people into anything.

Why?

Ok, so you want world peace? Talk to the UN and convince all the member nations to stop fighting.

Want to be rich? Talk rich folks into handing you cash.

Want to screw hot women? None will be able to resist your verbal charms.

Truly it's the greatest super power ever.

The ability to talk people into anything.

Why?

Ok, so you want world peace? Talk to the UN and convince all the member nations to stop fighting.

Want to be rich? Talk rich folks into handing you cash.

Want to screw hot women? None will be able to resist your verbal charms.

Truly it's the greatest super power ever.Ha, but hungry tigers that are about to eat you aren't people, so you'll have trouble convincing them to become vegetarians...:p

Ha, but hungry tigers that are about to eat you aren't people, so you'll have trouble convincing them to become vegetarians...:p
I can, however, convince others to stand in front of the tigers and be eaten while I walk away.

i wish to be able to spend time with those who i love.

I can, however, convince others to stand in front of the tigers and be eaten while I walk away.Not if you were alone (which was what I was implying...)...

The return of Jesus! Ahhhh, eternal peace and happiness with my lord and saviour.
He would immediatelly be eaten alive by my enormously huge army of ANTS!

Not if you were alone (which was what I was implying...)...
Well, in the unlikely event that I'm wandering alone and unarmed in a tiger infested jungle I guess I'm fucked.

Well, in the unlikely event that I'm wandering alone and unarmed in a tiger infested jungle I guess I'm fucked.
Your not using the old imagination! You could just talk me into having a few billion ants follow you aroung and guard you!

Sick Nightmares Enormously Huge Ant Army > Puny Tiger

Your not using the old imagination! You could just talk me into having a few billion ants follow you aroung and guard you!

Sick Nightmares Enormously Huge Ant Army > Puny Tiger
But then I wouldn't be alone as you stipulated in your earlier post.

I'd wish for more middle fingers.

But then I wouldn't be alone as you stipulated in your earlier post.
Actually, I didn't say that. But if ya want to get technical, as soon as the tiger comes into the picture, you wouldn't be alone either. So if you were "truly alone", there wouldn't be any tigers around.

Besides, now that I know the inherent dangers of tigers, I'll shall order my Ants to eat them all.

And you couldn't wish for more wishes. What would you wish?
I'd wish that everything turns out well.

i'd wish to have something - or someone - worthwhile to live for

I'd wish that everything turns out well.
That would pretty much be impossible unless you mean "turns out well" in your opinion. Technically, with so many differing opinions and goals in the world, everything can' turn out well.

Take this example - Things turn out well for Osama Bin Laden, so they don't turn out well for George Bush. Or vice Versa

Your not using the old imagination! You could just talk me into having a few billion ants follow you aroung and guard you!

Sick Nightmares Enormously Huge Ant Army > Puny TigerHah. Ants don't have the lungs to cope with a size like that. You're magnificent army would sofocate!!! :D

Hah. Ants don't have the lungs to cope with a size like that. You're magnificent army would sofocate!!! :D
suffocate? I don't quite get it. Suffocate how?

suffocate? I don't quite get it. Suffocate how?Ants wouldn't be able to breathe if they reached a certain size because they're lungs just aren't made for supporting something that massive.

suffocate? I don't quite get it. Suffocate how?
They wouldn't suffocate, they'd just choke on the tiger...

But with my omnipotence, I can immediately decide that the tiger does not exist, and poof! The tiger is gone. Likewise, I can undo all your wishes with a snap of my fingers! There goes your ant army...

They wouldn't suffocate, they'd just choke on the tiger...

But with my omnipotence, I can immediately decide that the tiger does not exist, and poof! The tiger is gone. Likewise, I can undo all your wishes with a snap of my fingers! There goes your ant army...
Did I mention that my Ant Army was Immune to god modding?

What does it matter? I've killed you all!

Ants wouldn't be able to breathe if they reached a certain size because they're lungs just aren't made for supporting something that massive.
NO, silly. The ants wouldn't be enormously hude. The ARMY would be enormously huge! Glad you brought that to my attention! I shall instruct the ANTS to bring you tributes such ass small pieces of leaves, and little chunks of dead tiger.