NationStates Jolt Archive


Hilarious online RPG

The blessed Chris
23-10-2005, 22:10
A mate introduced me to this a few weeks ago, and much to my embaressment, I actually find it bloody hilarious and engrossing. Follow the link and check it out if u fancy a laugh....

www.kingdomofloathing.com
Heron-Marked Warriors
23-10-2005, 22:11
That's not a link.

U is not a word.
Heron-Marked Warriors
23-10-2005, 22:17
I'm still not laughing. Is the lack of ability to find the server part of the game? Do I need to level up first?
Itinerate Tree Dweller
23-10-2005, 22:21
Please dont advertise other games.
Uber Awesome
23-10-2005, 23:07
The tag for posting links is "url" (in square brackets, not quotes).
Divine Imaginary Fluff
23-10-2005, 23:58
I started playing Kingdom of Loathing myself about two weeks ago. (my character is a level 7 Sauceror named "The Divine Fluffalizer") It's filled with weird names and crappy puns. My favorite pun so far has to be the "baseball bat", an enemy you can run into at one location. (a baseball with bat wings)
Heron-Marked Warriors
23-10-2005, 23:59
My favorite pun so far has to be the "baseball bat", an enemy you can run into at one location. (a baseball with bat wings)

Well, that raised my expectations, a lot. No, really, they were already so very, very low.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
24-10-2005, 05:27
Well, that raised my expectations, a lot. No, really, they were already so very, very low.In that case, here are a few semi-random quotes:

This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.

Be innovative.
Shoot lightningbolts from your arse.
Wow, that really works?

...He tries to bean you with a sack full of beans, but fails. Looks like he's a has-bean.
Colodia
24-10-2005, 05:29
I'm still not laughing. Is the lack of ability to find the server part of the game? Do I need to level up first?
You, take out that :P in your sig. It sends mixed messages!
Undelia
24-10-2005, 05:31
I started playing it earlier today. It’s all right.
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-10-2005, 05:34
In that case, here are a few semi-random quotes:

Apart from the second one, those were actually dangerously close to funny. You know, like when you do the almost laugh thing through your nose that makes you feel stupid because it's not a proper laugh that you can just move on form, and it's not a non-laugh that means you are still better than anyone who laughed at such awful material.
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-10-2005, 05:34
You, take out that :P in your sig. It sends mixed messages!

Mixed messages?

Fuck no, asshole.:fluffle:
Colodia
24-10-2005, 05:37
Mixed messages?

Fuck no, asshole.:fluffle:
Do you love me or do you hate me?

Oh the mixed messages.
Keruvalia
24-10-2005, 08:41
A sausage muncher is you!

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/accordionthief.gif

Sweeeet.

Been playin' this game a while now. Fun stuff.