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How many hats, and what kinds, do you own.

I own a bowler hat.

How many hats, and what kinds, do you own.

I own a bowler hat.

I have a furry pimp hat, 6 mesh backs, 4 beanies and 2 militia hats.

I own no hats what so ever.

I own no hats whatsoever.

Then you, sir, are a pittlyplopper!

Then you, sir, are a pittlyplopper!
That may be, but at least I’m not a grammar Nazi!

1 viking helmet (real metal, we tryed bashing my head with rocks while I was wearing it, it's quite sturdy)
1 Middle Eastern head garb of undetermined origin
1 bowl that makes a good het
1 constible's helmet
1 mesh Indiana Jones style hat, with 2 metal spikes affixed like small horns
1 wind sock looking hat
um, if I remember more, I'll post again.

A San Francisco Giants hat

A black cruiser hat.

How many hats, and what kinds, do you own.

I own a bowler hat.
oooooo you need to post a pic of you in that hat!

That may be, but at least I’m not a grammar Nazi!
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~tthomps6/grammarnazi-Zeinin.jpg

ZIG HEIL!

oooooo you need to post a pic of you in that hat!

Only if I get a topless picture of you. ;)

Only if I get a topless picture of you. ;)

you have a high opinion of what you might look like in a bowler hat!

Only if I get a topless picture of you. ;)

Why would you want a picture of her from just the legs down?

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~tthomps6/grammarnazi-Zeinin.jpg

ZIG HEIL!

You do know you spelt that wrong, right?

Why would you want a picture of her from just the legs down?
she has very nice legs??

she has very nice legs??

In that case, I'd request a full body shot.

mmm, body shots.

(goes to get some Patrone.)

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~tthomps6/grammarnazi-Zeinin.jpg

ZIG HEIL!

... Ahem...

Zeig Heil.

Unless somebody set us up the bomb, it should be Zeig Heil.

One green and red pixie hat, with bells on the end.
One gen-yoo-ine Nazi helmet.
One Soviet cap, indeterminate era. Makes me look like the drummer from Jet. This is not a good thing.

I don't use any of them for day to day wear for some reason.

Actually, it's SIEG HEIL....damn untermenschen....

Moving on...

The South Islands, prease, prease post a picture of you in your hat? I'll tell you what state I actually live in.

One green and red pixie hat, with bells on the end.
One gen-yoo-ine Nazi helmet.
One Soviet cap, indeterminate era. Makes me look like the drummer from Jet. This is not a good thing.

I don't use any of them for day to day wear for some reason.

I like the fact that it's not what you look like in the pixie hat that is not a good thing.

I like the fact that it's not what you look like in the pixie hat that is not a good thing.
I've been told on numerous occasions I look quite like a pixie. It's my nose, apparently. So I actually look quite good in the pixie hat. But I hate Jet, they're a bunch of Aussie wankers.

I've been told on numerous occasions I look quite like a pixie. It's my nose, apparently. So I actually look quite good in the pixie hat.

Ummm, good for you. Yeah, good for you.

I've been told on numerous occasions I look quite like a pixie. It's my nose, apparently. So I actually look quite good in the pixie hat. But I hate Jet, they're a bunch of Aussie wankers.
A pixie eh? I can't only imagine.

But I hate Jet, they're a bunch of Aussie wankers

what's the difference between aussie wankers and wankers?

what's the difference between aussie wankers and wankers?

Aussie wankers come from Australia. And therefore, are also theiving bastards, obviously.

Lamarck>>Darwin

I have a rice picker hat (as my dad calls it...)

I have a rice picker hat (as my dad calls it...)

One of those flat cone things? They're great. I had one until I sat on it.

I have a beanie with some flames on it... I tried to burn it but its flame retardent :(

One of those flat cone things? They're great. I had one until I sat on it. Ow:eek:

Ow:eek:

It wasn't directly on the point, and my jeans saved me from most of the pain.

I have three or four caps with various logos (cars, beer, etc), a Collingwood beanie, a stripy green beanie & a big, black cowboy hat. I used to have an akubra too, but some bugger stole it.

I am a man without hats. My hair is all I need.

Aside from multiple orange hats, for not getting sniped in the drunken forests of Mason County....
Camo hats: 2
Blue hat with my town's name on it: 1
Winter-Head-Keeper-Warmers: 2
Aussie Cow-Boy Hats: 1

Aussie Cow-Boy Hats: 1

When you grew up in Texas, and you weren't a redneck, you learned to hate cowboy hats and all that went with them. I happen to be one of those people.

*hates cowboy hats*

I am a man without hats. My hair is all I need.

Oh, how wrong you are.

Oh, how wrong you are.

Nah, if you see my hair, you'll... See.

Nah, if you see my hair, you'll... See.

Profound, you are. Most profound.

Profound, you are. Most profound.

Profoundly tired. And bored. Oh god, am I bored...

When you grew up in Texas, and you weren't a redneck, you learned to hate cowboy hats and all that went with them. I happen to be one of those people.
Ah, but they keep your neck from being red. And the rain off your face. Even in Michigan.

Profoundly tired. And bored. Oh god, am I bored...

I was bored. Then I went and asked Lyric a question, and he lost his rag mammothly. I got at least two hours from laughing at the World Series. And I didn't even get beyond the name.

I was bored. Then I went and asked Lyric a question, and he lost his rag mammothly. I got at least two hours from laughing at the World Series. And I didn't even get beyond the name.

"He"? In another thread, I heard that "he" was a "she". "He"? "She"? He, she, she, he, heshe shehe heshesheheshehe "he"???

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/dean.jpg

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!

I have too many hats to remember. Well, not alot.

However, of interest. I have 1 woodland camo military cap that I've had for 7 years, worn all day, every day for the past 7 years, and washed 6 times.

I thought that wouls shock you.

I have too many hats to remember. Well, not alot.

However, of interest. I have 1 woodland camo military cap that I've had for 7 years, worn all day, every day for the past 7 years, and washed 6 times.

I thought that wouls shock you.

Question: if you've been wearing it all day every day for seven years, and only washed it 6 times, how many times have you washed your hair in the past seven years?

However, of interest. I have 1 woodland camo military cap that I've had for 7 years, worn all day, every day for the past 7 years, and washed 6 times.
Reminder from your washer, it spoke to me in a dream: Your wooldand camo military cap that you've had for seven years, and only washed six times, is due for its annual cleaning. Your hair, also, may be due for a wash. :p

Actually, it's SIEG HEIL....damn untermenschen....
It's spelled Zieg:p and it means show. Why you would want to shout show hail (or is it show hello)? I don't understand, but you can at least do it right.

"He"? In another thread, I heard that "he" was a "she". "He"? "She"? He, she, she, he, heshe shehe heshesheheshehe "he"???

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/dean.jpg

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!

LOL. I just guessed Lyric was a he. Maybe I was wrong and it's that time of the month.

"He"? In another thread, I heard that "he" was a "she". "He"? "She"? He, she, she, he, heshe shehe heshesheheshehe "he"???

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/dean.jpg

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!
"He was a she" is from a song. About a transvestit.

Question: if you've been wearing it all day every day for seven years, and only washed it 6 times, how many times have you washed your hair in the past seven years?


More then 6. Maybe Once a week ot twice a week.

And lol, yes, it is due for it's annual cleaning.

More then 6. Maybe Once a week ot twice a week.

And lol, yes, it is due for it's annual cleaning.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, I hope you're joking about that once a week thing, dude.

"He was a she" is from a song. About a transvestit.

*hits self on head with hammer*.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, I hope you're joking about that once a week thing, dude.


This is the internet, no one will ever know.
I may not even have a hat?

This is the internet, no one will ever know.
I may not even have a hat?

Possibly, but the thing I fear is that you may be nude.

I don't have any hats at the moment but I would really like to have a high hat... You know the ones people weared in the 18th century. One of my friend have one and it looks really "cool". A bowler hat is nice too.

I'll try to get a pic

Possibly, but the thing I fear is that you may be nude.

Canada, end of October, I'm not nude. I'm bundles up in a blankey with sweaters on.

I don't have any hats at the moment bu I would really like to have a high hat... You know the ones people weared in the 18th century. One of my friend have one and it looks really "cool". A bowler hat is nice too.

I'll try to get a pic
A pipe would complement very nicely...with bubbles. Big bubbles.

Canada, end of October, I'm not nude. I'm bundles up in a blankey with sweaters on.

*slaps you in the face with a pair of longjohns*

You, sir, are not a man!

*slaps you in the face with a pair of longjohns*

You, sir, are not a man!
HA! LOL! Agreed....

I'm wearing long-johns right now, or I probably wouldn't have found that funny!

*slaps you in the face with a pair of longjohns*

You, sir, are not a man!


It's 4am, I don't have to be a man. I can be all cuddled up in a blanky with my kitty watching the fun on NationStates for at least two more hours until I have to go back to being a man.

And as a note, at the moment, my kitty is a hat.
I have a kitty hat.

And as a note, at the moment, my kitty is a hat.
I have a kitty hat.

Is it a cat or a hat? I'm so confused!!:confused: :(

HA! LOL!

I'm wearing long-johns right now, or I probably wouldn't have found that funny!

Well, I never wear underwear, so nyah!

Is it a cat or a hat? I'm so confused!!:confused: :(

Is it... Tearing you... APART!?

Is it... Tearing you... APART!?

Yes!! I'm...torn...APART!!!

Look what you did! (http://courses.washington.edu/vertebra/453/photos/gut_photos/bird_intestines.jpg)

Well, I never wear underwear, so nyah!
I've been a commando before, too. But now that I'm retired, I wear boxers and long-johns at the same time, and that puts a lot of hair on my chest. Which also helps insulating my frame from the cold, hard Nordic winter, and I need all the insulation I can get, lacking a warming layer of blubber.

Bird intestines and body hair... Oh, that's a great mental image.

Now, if I could only find that knife...

Now, if I could only find that knife...
What could you possibly need a knife for? Its cannot be a hat!

Unless...that bird shall become your cranial attire!

How many hats, and what kinds, do you own.

I own a bowler hat.
I always wanted one of those.

I however have ze Baseball Caps.

I have...

Winter Hats
1 Dark Grey Cap
1 Blue Ski Mask

Baseball Caps
2 Minnesota Vikings Caps
1 Minnesota Golden Gophers Cap

Yes!! I'm...torn...APART!!!

Look what you did! (http://courses.washington.edu/vertebra/453/photos/gut_photos/bird_intestines.jpg)
That's disgusting!

I also have many a Beanie
All Blacks.
The Rock Radio Station
Black with a Yellow Trim
Absolutly Positivly Wellington
Upper Hutt College.

a) i have two woollen hats, a drak grey and a dark red one
b) i wear headscarves too though-does that count?
c) it's "sieg heil" you freaks and it has nothing to do whatsoever with "show"..?
d) lyric's not a transvestite but a transsexual and that'd be "she" in her case

That's disgusting!

You don't say...

i have one beanie hat! it has a dead bird on it (attocus logo, not actually a dead bird attached, although that gives me an idea, i will be back here very soon to add to my list, *grabs gun and sewing kit, runs outside screaming at the birds*)

How many hats, and what kinds, do you own.

I own a bowler hat.
I own three baseball cap type hats. One camo cap with my NASCAR driver's number on it (Kevin Harvick, number 29). One from the House of Blues, Chicago, and one from the Inosanto Academy of Martial arts, LA California.

So, do you people really want to see me in my pimp ass bowler hat?

I don't own any hats, but I'd like to get a Freddy Krueger-style fedora.

Well I'm not really bothered but I've got nothing else to do so go ahead. Show me.

So, do you people really want to see me in my pimp ass bowler hat?

Yes. Yes we do.