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If you people remember the recent thread "Is this illegal:", it plays into this. I have a good plan that may put me into the presidency. As you may know, I'm just a Freshie right now, so I've got time to work out the kinks. So here it is:

I am a writer. My main focus is thrillers and horror, but there's also a series called The Legend of Trexia (it's where I got my nation name). Yeah, I know, it's science-fiction, but I need it, so there's no time for my rep. So I've got my other books, and I love politics. I decided that my two best friends could join my quest too. So I'll give them each one of the books that I write. They'll get whatever money and fame come out of it. So, then we'll split after high school. I'll go to the Naval Academy. I won't say their names, so I'll use their first initial. C will probably go to West Point. L will go to college, and he will study to become an engineer at NASA. After C's and my service is complete, we will come back to our state to get into politics. He will most likely run for Senate, while I run for Governor. From there, it will be a shot to run for president. He will be my running mate. With our possible fame and fortune, and our records of service, we will look good in the public's eyes. If we win, I will see that L is appointed to Secretary of Defense.

Thoughts, questions, and suggestions?

I think that the only thing that could make this plan better is if we unleashed an army of Velociraptors, like from Jurassic Park, but in this sequel they are even smarter then the last 3 times, and so they steal a bunch of maching guns and trucks from the soldiers and go around blowing shit up!

I think that the only thing that could make this plan better is if we unleashed an army of Velociraptors, like from Jurassic Park, but in this sequel they are even smarter then the last 3 times, and so they steal a bunch of maching guns and trucks from the soldiers and go around blowing shit up!
Yeah, I really don't get it...

Thoughts, questions, and suggestions?
Yeah .... learn how to spell "Governor" before you run for it. :p

i think you need more details for your plan. like who do you have to bribe in order to get into the naval academy and how you can convince C to go to westpoint after he gets a full scholarship to yale.

And also, why are you worrying about this shit when you have that weird girlfriend problem?

Also, this plan will never work. Ever. You and your friends will change way too much between now and whenever this shit is supposed to happen.

Yeah .... learn how to spell "Governor" before you run for it. :p
Oops...Yeah...

i think you need more details for your plan. like who do you have to bribe in order to get into the naval academy and how you can convince C to go to westpoint after he gets a full scholarship to yale.
We're smart enough to go to those schools. Two of us already go to a college for half of the day...

I think that the only thing that could make this plan better is if we unleashed an army of Velociraptors, like from Jurassic Park, but in this sequel they are even smarter then the last 3 times, and so they steal a bunch of maching guns and trucks from the soldiers and go around blowing shit up!
Velociraptors make every diabolical plan better.

And also, why are you worrying about this shit when you have that weird girlfriend problem?

Also, this plan will never work. Ever. You and your friends will change way too much between now and whenever this shit is supposed to happen.
I live a very eventful life.

I live a very eventful life.

translation: it's all lies, you fool, now shut up before the less intelligent work it out






Ah, I see. OK then.

I think that the only thing that could make this plan better is if we unleashed an army of Velociraptors, like from Jurassic Park, but in this sequel they are even smarter then the last 3 times, and so they steal a bunch of maching guns and trucks from the soldiers and go around blowing shit up!

Your ideas intrest me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Additionally, if you are taking recruits for henchmen, I'm totally in. Yay raptors!

The plan has already failed, because of the fact that you just told the ENTIRE WORLD! I am a novice user, and I could probably get your name and address if I really wanted it. What makes you think the opposition isn't already tapping your phone? Hell, who's to say I'm not the opposition?

I'm not though. Seriously. Good plan. Uhhhmmmm, move along, nothing to see here.

translation: it's all lies, you fool, now shut up before the less intelligent work it out






Ah, I see. OK then.
Whatever do you mean, it's all lies?

Yeah .... learn how to spell "Governor" before you run for it. :p
I doubt Arnold can and he won :)

Whatever do you mean, it's all lies?

What i'm saying is, I think you're making up all this weird random shit about you and your friends (not the girlfriend thing, just this thread).

WHAT?? I never said anything about lies. Trexia 4 Government!

What i'm saying is, I think you're making up all this weird random shit about you and your friends (not the girlfriend thing, just this thread).

WHAT?? I never said anything about lies. Trexia 4 Government!
Weird stuff? I had a thread that was titled "Is it possible to form an oligarchy" way back about this. There was also "Is this illegal:". I'll give the links in a minute.

EDIT:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=450213
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427048

Weird stuff? I had a thread that was titled "Is it possible to form an oligarchy" way back about this. There was also "Is this illegal:". I'll give the links in a minute.

Oh, so it's just a sustained lie. I see. That proves it all.

You'll never get into public office being all helpful and crap.

Oh, so it's just a sustained lie. I see. That proves it all.

You'll never get into public office being all helpful and crap.
Well you live in England, so ha!
I guess we are all entitled to our opinions...

Well you live in England, so ha!
I guess we are all entitled to our opinions...

Bah! Foiled again by my country. When will we learn.

That's very true. And really, it shows that I am deserving of some kind of medal, for reminding people how retarded it is to claim that opinion is never wrong.

Does anyone have any advice on how to make this beautiful plan better?
Heron-Marked Warriors, your mom's so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips.

Let's just hope it isn't actually a Very Bad Idea. (http://workingforchange.speedera.net/www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/wfc/TMW10-19-05.jpg)

Does anyone have any advice on how to make this beautiful plan better?
Heron-Marked Warriors, your mom's so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips.

My advice is to include more naked chicks somewhere

Well, trex, I'm not the one that begged her for anal sex.

The plan has already failed, because of the fact that you just told the ENTIRE WORLD! I am a novice user, and I could probably get your name and address if I really wanted it. What makes you think the opposition isn't already tapping your phone? Hell, who's to say I'm not the opposition?

I'm not though. Seriously. Good plan. Uhhhmmmm, move along, nothing to see here.
Seriously however, you think you're anonymous online? Well, ever heard of a website called "people.yahoo.com", or any of hundreds similar to it? Plug in an e-mail, or an IP address, and you get back a name, address, and telephone number. Heck, with the IP one can easily hack the computer and access your hard drive, or find out in your 'phone calls material that can discredit you from your future positions. Or find the computer-written drafts of your speeches and find out how best to attack them. Or...

Ok, paranoid enough yet? I'd suggest that when you have plans like this, don't tell everyone about them. Find a group of friends and make the plans with them. Then spring your master plan for world domination, and see you in Washington.

As ruler of everything that ever was and ever will be, those are my tips to you.

~The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas~
Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse

My advice is to include more naked chicks somewhere

Well, trex, I'm not the one that begged her for anal sex.
Sounds like a plan!
Yeah, you were too busy with your sister.

Sounds like a plan!
Yeah, you were too busy with your sister.

At least she isn't hyper morbidly obese
Well, you've got my vote

What was the book thing all about in the first place?

The main problem I see with this plan is that, to my knowledge, there has not been a successful campaign for the presidency where both president and running mate were from the same state.

Perhaps a couple hundred years ago, when we had fewer states, but certainly not in this century, I believe.

Frosh! Frosh!

Anyhow...a heart-warming plan. I devised something of the same sort when I was a froshskie, but, alas, I began to hate and despise my co-conspirator, and now, we live out of the U.S. On top of that, we never took it seriously.

So, you're plan will be foild! By you! And testosterone! :p

Seriously however, you think you're anonymous online? Well, ever heard of a website called "people.yahoo.com", or any of hundreds similar to it? Plug in an e-mail, or an IP address, and you get back a name, address, and telephone number. Heck, with the IP one can easily hack the computer and access your hard drive, or find out in your 'phone calls material that can discredit you from your future positions. Or find the computer-written drafts of your speeches and find out how best to attack them. Or...

Ok, paranoid enough yet? I'd suggest that when you have plans like this, don't tell everyone about them. Find a group of friends and make the plans with them. Then spring your master plan for world domination, and see you in Washington.

As ruler of everything that ever was and ever will be, those are my tips to you.

~The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas~
Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse
Dude, I never said anything about world domination. I just want to be president. C and I are big Conservatives and L is a big Liberal, so it'll be all balanced and such.

Dude, I never said anything about world domination. I just want to be president. C and I are big Conservatives and L is a big Liberal, so it'll be all balanced and such.
I know, I know. That's figurative.