NationStates Jolt Archive


Pop... Not Soda Not Bad Music or The Amount of People in a Certain Place

Psyker Bearzerkers
23-10-2005, 06:00
But has anyone noticed how popular nations states is? Sure how many people have read the book, but this is one of the most active forums on the entirety of jolt.

just thought id mention it but doesnt it just kinda make you think, after you look at this post eh?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-10-2005, 06:06
Think? What is this think of which you speak? I not think, I Grog vonGrog XII. I mash and eat.
GRAAR!!
*strips down to the loin cloth he was wearing under his clothes and runs off into the night*

And in other news today:
I actually have never read Jennifer Government, nor do I particularly intend to. I think the reason why NS is so popular is mainly due to the number of people in the world who are control freaks, but are too lazy to go out and try and invade a country of their own.
Psyker Bearzerkers
23-10-2005, 08:13
makes sence...

**looks away, avoiding a dude a loin cloth**
Sick Nightmares
23-10-2005, 08:17
Think? What is this think of which you speak? I not think, I Grog vonGrog XII. I mash and eat.
GRAAR!!
*strips down to the loin cloth he was wearing under his clothes and runs off into the night*

And in other news today:
I actually have never read Jennifer Government, nor do I particularly intend to. I think the reason why NS is so popular is mainly due to the number of people in the world who are control freaks, but are too lazy to go out and try and invade a country of their own.
Its not that I'm lazy. I got drunk and misplaced my Deathstar. But when I find it, oooooohhhhhhh, watch out Guam. I'm comin for ya! ( you too, New Guinia! GGRRRR)
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 08:18
Its not that I'm lazy. I got drunk and misplaced my Deathstar. But when I find it, oooooohhhhhhh, what out Guam. I'm comin for ya!

Yes. When you find it.

*admires stolen deathstar*

*blasts away Poland*

Hee. I wonder if anyone will notice.
Sick Nightmares
23-10-2005, 08:20
Yes. When you find it.

*admires stolen deathstar*

*blasts away Poland*

Hee. I wonder if anyone will notice.
Dude, that just flushes the toilet. It's th red button, damnit! THE RED BUTTON!
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 08:22
Dude, that just flushes the toilet. It's th red button, damnit! THE RED BUTTON!

Well, Poland seems to be drowning in sewerage right now as a result, so whatever.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-10-2005, 08:23
Yes. When you find it.

*admires stolen deathstar*

*blasts away Poland*

Hee. I wonder if anyone will notice.
GRAAR!! Grog vonGrog XVII mash puny deathstar then eat!
Order very importnat to Grog. Once, Grog eat banana, but forget to mash first. Then hit self in stomach with club to be sure mash!
Grog feel funny, and then Grog see banana again. Grog also see pine tree and Telemarketer he ate that morning. Then Grog see black and not wake up for heap big hours.
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 08:26
GRAAR!! Grog vonGrog XVII mash puny deathstar then eat!
Order very importnat to Grog. Once, Grog eat banana, but forget to mash first. Then hit self in stomach with club to be sure mash!
Grog feel funny, and then Grog see banana again. Grog also see pine tree and Telemarketer he ate that morning. Then Grog see black and not wake up for heap big hours.

Hehe. *prods with stick* The Polish never fail to amuse me.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-10-2005, 08:32
Hehe. *prods with stick* The Polish never fail to amuse me.
Grog vonGrog XXVII not Polish. Grog is from nation of Big Brother and Dallas!
Grog often watch the drama unfold and has theory about who shot JR. Now Grog mash Kanabia and eat!
*Mashes Kanabia, eats*
NOW GROG GAIN LEVEL! Grog can now mash with +2% accuracy, and has +1 to save vs. being attacked with a peice of fruit!
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 08:36
Grog vonGrog XXVII not Polish. Grog is from nation of Big Brother and Dallas!
Grog often watch the drama unfold and has theory about who shot JR. Now Grog mash Kanabia and eat!
*Mashes Kanabia, eats*
NOW GROG GAIN LEVEL! Grog can now mash with +2% accuracy, and has +1 to save vs. being attacked with a peice of fruit!

*comes back....even more powerful than you can possibly imagine*

Daft Polish. *beats around the head with a tank*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-10-2005, 08:40
*comes back....even more powerful than you can possibly imagine*

Daft Polish. *beats around the head with a tank*
Grog vonGrog XXX not need head, not need think, and not have imagination with which to imagine. GRAAR!!
*Grog smashes Kanabia again, eats, chewing twice as much as last time*
Grog still not Polish! And Kanabia not notice Pop-culture reference! GRAAR!!
*Throws Kanabia back up, smashes, and eats a third time*
Grog repeat old joke, in order to mash dead horse, and eat!
*Smashes and eats tank for good measure*
Posi
23-10-2005, 08:44
I actually have never read Jennifer Government, nor do I particularly intend to. I think the reason why NS is so popular is mainly due to the number of people in the world who are control freaks, but are too lazy to go out and try and invade a country of their own.
I would be content invading just a town, but that would me going outside:(. Oh the humanity.
Psyker Bearzerkers
23-10-2005, 09:30
its very likely that we would notice the detruction of Poland, the exportation of salt would go to zero! no table salt from poland? Anarchy!
World wide allies
23-10-2005, 13:10
its very likely that we would notice the detruction of Poland, the exportation of salt would go to zero! no table salt from poland? Anarchy!

Damn Poles .. have everyone else in the world under their thumb :D
Pure Metal
23-10-2005, 13:38
But has anyone noticed how popular nations states is? Sure how many people have read the book, but this is one of the most active forums on the entirety of jolt.

just thought id mention it but doesnt it just kinda make you think, after you look at this post eh?
meh i stay for the company this place keeps; the politics is pretty much secondary by now
Thrashia
23-10-2005, 13:39
I actually have never read Jennifer Government, nor do I particularly intend to. I think the reason why NS is so popular is mainly due to the number of people in the world who are control freaks, but are too lazy to go out and try and invade a country of their own.

....how did you know that? *shifts eyes to either side*
Thrashia
23-10-2005, 13:41
Yes. When you find it.

*admires stolen deathstar*

*blasts away Poland*

Hee. I wonder if anyone will notice.

HEY! You bastard I live in Poland! I Notice! (jk)

I think all underestimate the power of Poland, they'll send the Pope's avenging angel down upon you.
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 14:50
HEY! You bastard I live in Poland! I Notice! (jk)

I think all underestimate the power of Poland, they'll send the Pope's avenging angel down upon you.

It's nothing personal. Having Lithuanian blood, i'm kinda obliged to make fun of Poland every now and then. :D
Swimmingpool
23-10-2005, 15:24
I think all underestimate the power of Poland, they'll send the Pope's avenging angel down upon you.
Polish people: "God is on our side! Down with secular Europe!"
I V Stalin
23-10-2005, 15:26
It's nothing personal. Having Lithuanian blood, i'm kinda obliged to make fun of Poland every now and then. :D
So, where do you keep this Lithuanian blood? I hope it's not in the fridge...could be mistaken for cranberry juice.
Kanabia
23-10-2005, 15:29
So, where do you keep this Lithuanian blood? I hope it's not in the fridge...could be mistaken for cranberry juice.

I sacrifice it to please hellish Demonic entities. I figure i'm going to be down there later anyway, so I might as well get in their good books somehow. And what better way than sacrificing the blood of citizens from an obscure East European nation?
Thrashia
23-10-2005, 18:28
It's nothing personal. Having Lithuanian blood, i'm kinda obliged to make fun of Poland every now and then. :D

Then your betraying your roots! The Poles and Lithuanians use to have a huge Empire together streatching from the Baltic to the south and the crimean sea.

http://www.historyofjihad.org/polandmap.gif
Psyker Bearzerkers
23-10-2005, 21:10
first of all there is no one eho hasnt had an empire at one time...

But! what about the salt? if we got rid of Poland, WHAT ABOUT THE SALT?!
Heron-Marked Warriors
23-10-2005, 21:30
first of all there is no one eho hasnt had an empire at one time...


The Irish. When was there an Irish empire, huh?
The blessed Chris
23-10-2005, 21:32
But has anyone noticed how popular nations states is? Sure how many people have read the book, but this is one of the most active forums on the entirety of jolt.

just thought id mention it but doesnt it just kinda make you think, after you look at this post eh?

That's because we are all so attractive....:p
The South Islands
23-10-2005, 21:42
meh i stay for the company this place keeps; the politics is pretty much secondary by now
Totally agree. You meet the funniest, craziest, and most friendly people on NS.
Avarhierrim
24-10-2005, 05:48
The Irish. When was there an Irish empire, huh?

when there were leprechauns
Psyker Bearzerkers
24-10-2005, 07:03
I'd like to think that Blessed has it right, but I have seen evidence of otherwise... but its personality is what everyone is after. Right?

The lepeprechauns, er celts had an empire all over the isles and into spain and northern euro-pee.
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-10-2005, 07:15
when there were leprechauns

Oh. Yesterday? I saw one yesterday.
Psyker Bearzerkers
24-10-2005, 08:32
Hi-chi-che-chee-ho!

that what leprechans say...
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-10-2005, 08:34
I'd like to think that Blessed has it right, but I have seen evidence of otherwise... but its personality is what everyone is after. Right?



Yeah, in our dreams.:(

Uh, your dreams, your dreams.:cool: (hehehehe, suckers.)
Harlesburg
24-10-2005, 09:02
Yes. When you find it.

*admires stolen deathstar*

*blasts away Poland*

Hee. I wonder if anyone will notice.
Ah more of the Poland jokes.:)
The blessed Chris
24-10-2005, 11:43
I'd like to think that Blessed has it right, but I have seen evidence of otherwise... but its personality is what everyone is after. Right?

Well maybe, to be honest I like NS because its a group of people who are always there for you, and ctually quite amusing
Psyker Bearzerkers
25-10-2005, 01:52
what do you call a pole with a lightbulb?