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Forum Jargon

Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 17:28
What's some of the crap, I mean jargon, you read on this forum? There are certain phrases you only use here. What are they? Myrth is often used as, "Oh, Myrth!" or "Mother of Myrth!".
Sdaeriji
22-10-2005, 17:58
The whole Myrth infatuation is overplayed. He's not even around anymore.
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 17:58
The whole Myrth infatuation is overplayed. He's not even around anymore.
I was just siting an example.
Sdaeriji
22-10-2005, 18:00
I was just siting an example.

I know. I'm not harping on you. Just commenting on my distaste for the Myrth option.
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:02
The substitution of "mod" for "God", as in "Ye mods, why does everything happen to me?" or "What in Mod's name is going on?" or describing The Five Kingdoms of Melkor Unchained as "One Nation Under Mod".

It also works the other way (someone on another Jolt forum is called "The Goderator").

Hmmm... then this is the only place we have Kervoskianisms, or for that matter where you can use "Stardust" to mean someone other than who most people think of... :p
Lord-General Drache
22-10-2005, 18:02
I've heard "Oh, mods!" instead of "oh, god(s)!".

I'm sure there're a few more NS specific, but likely not too many.
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:02
I know. I'm not harping on you. Just commenting on my distaste for the Myrth option.
Yeah, I started replacing Myrth with other people.
Fass
22-10-2005, 18:03
The whole Myrth infatuation is overplayed. He's not even around anymore.

Blasphemer. He is still around, I talk to him semi-regularly on IRC.
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:03
The substitution of "mod" for "God", as in "Ye mods, why does everything happen to me?" or "What in Mod's name is going on?" or describing The Five Kingdoms of Melkor Unchained as "One Nation Under Mod".

It also works the other way (someone on another Jolt forum is called "The Goderator").

Hmmm... then this is the only place we have Kervoskianisms, or for that matter where you can use "Stardust" to mean someone other than who most people think of... :p
I have many Kervoskianisms. :D
Sdaeriji
22-10-2005, 18:05
Blasphemer. He is still around, I talk to him semi-regularly on IRC.

He doesn't post here much anymore.
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:09
He doesn't post here much anymore.
To be honest, I've never seen him post anything outside of warnings.
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:17
Yeah, I started replacing Myrth with other people.
I admit that no-one else has ever had a Katganistan option.... although, I do still want you to put a TJ or Siri option in one... ;)
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:19
To be honest, I've never seen him post anything outside of warnings.
That's not true, he has posted other things at times. Like before he became a mod. ;)
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:21
That's not true, he has posted other things at times. Like before he became a mod. ;)
Yes, but I said I've never seen. Like I've never seen you on an acid trip, but I know they happen.
Fass
22-10-2005, 18:22
He doesn't post here much anymore.

That is a feat for which he should be venerated, not defiled.
Super-power
22-10-2005, 18:23
iLock
iBan
iPost
Etc :D
Texan Hotrodders
22-10-2005, 18:27
I liked Myrth. He was cool. Just not so cool that I'm going to make him into a regular feature of my vocabulary. :)
Kanabia
22-10-2005, 18:30
To be honest, I've never seen him post anything outside of warnings.

Yeah. But...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407248
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:33
Yes, but I said I've never seen. Like I've never seen you on an acid trip, but I know they happen.
What? You've never seen me? I thought there was one occasion...or was that not you? I'm a bit confused now...
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 18:33
iLock
iBan
iPost
Etc :D

Don't forget iQuote!
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:39
Don't forget iQuote!
I just remembered something, you need to respond to the RP. Czardas could help too..maybe.
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 18:42
I just remembered something, you need to respond to the RP. Czardas could help too..maybe.

Shit, I forgot about that!

I'll get on that sometime today or tomarrow.

Perhaps Quadruple war is in order...
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:43
Shit, I forgot about that!

I'll get on that sometime today or tomarrow.

Perhaps Quadruple war is in order...
Yes, then allies come into play, and then die Welt!
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:43
Don't forget iQuote!
There was something on IRC about all that a few days ago. "iSecond", "iThird", "iQuote", "iNsanity!", "iLaugh", "iTellPeopleToCutItOut!!!!!!", and so on and so forth...
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 18:45
Yes, then allies come into play, and then die Welt!

Allies???

Muahahahaha, no feeble allies can save you from my legions of battlebass!
Czardas
22-10-2005, 18:48
I just remembered something, you need to respond to the RP. Czardas could help too..maybe.
Not too likely. I've already got forces in Palatius, The Warmaster, and Nerotika. It'll be difficult to arrange some way to join your "RP". ;)
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 18:59
Not too likely. I've already got forces in Palatius, The Warmaster, and Nerotika. It'll be difficult to arrange some way to join your "RP". ;)
Armies? ROFL, we're not using armies. What are you, a traditionalist? :p
Czardas
22-10-2005, 19:17
Armies? ROFL, we're not using armies. What are you, a traditionalist? :p
Only in that sense. ;)
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 19:18
Only in that sense. ;)
What's wrong with using the mail service and starting a war because someone stole cupcakes?
Potaria
22-10-2005, 19:19
Yeah. But...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407248

Heh, I remember seeing that when you posted it. Gold from the mind of Myrth.
Aryan Einherjers
22-10-2005, 19:23
i still love the firing of ignore cannons at people, i'm not sure if that's just here or a wider roleplaying turn of phrase.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-10-2005, 19:27
Armies? ROFL, we're not using armies. What are you, a traditionalist? :p
At some point my army will find its way out of the woods, and then you'll all be sorry.
As soon as I raise the 4 grand to get the tanks out of the impound. And find out where all the men hid their weapons. And get them over their hang-overs. And fill out the proper military work order forms. And finish the (now exceptionally long) tea-break.
So, yeah, you just wait (6-10 weeks) and then you'll be sorry!
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 19:29
At some point my army will find its way out of the woods, and then you'll all be sorry.
As soon as I raise the 4 grand to get the tanks out of the impound. And find out where all the men hid their weapons. And get them over their hang-overs. And fill out the proper military work order forms. And finish the (now exceptionally long) tea-break.
So, yeah, you just wait (6-10 weeks) and then you'll be sorry!
6-10 weeks? By then you're nation will be so full of Gay Today and other magazines that it'll take 6-10 more weeks just to end the subscriptions.
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 19:32
6-10 weeks? By then you're nation will be so full of Gay Today and other magazines that it'll take 6-10 more weeks just to end the subscriptions.

Which are controlled by my government.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 19:37
Which are controlled by my government.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
But they're manufactored by Fiddlebottomsians.
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 19:40
But they're manufactured by Fiddlebottomsians.


No, you lie!

*checks clipboard*

Gah! Damn our limitless outsourcing!
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 19:41
No, you lie!

*checks clipboard*

Gah! Damn our limitless outsourcing!
Yes, but the workers are contracted out by Kervoskian firms which are based in your nation. In other words, ahhhhhhhhahasw2htgduy36rt3tuINSANITY!
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 19:44
Yes, but the workers are contracted out by Kervoskian firms which are based in your nation. In other words, ahhhhhhhhahasw2htgduy36rt3tuINSANITY!

*Firz 57593745304573205673065730457 n00ks at NK*

PWNED!!!111!1!111||!111onelelven!!1
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-10-2005, 19:54
But they're manufactored by Fiddlebottomsians.
So we're manufacturing the magazines that are being used to victimize us!
To Factory Bosses: Stop this at once!

Factory Bosses: No, we cannot back out now that our profits are soaring. You do want us to have profits, don't you? You are in favor of free trade? You aren't some sort of communist, are you?

DAMN, Foiled again!

Factory Bosses: Whats good for industry is good for the rest of us!
Neo Kervoskia
22-10-2005, 19:57
So we're manufacturing the magazines that are being used to victimize us!
To Factory Bosses: Stop this at once!

Factory Bosses: No, we cannot back out now that our profits are soaring. You do want us to have profits, don't you? You are in favor of free trade? You aren't some sort of communist, are you?

DAMN, Foiled again!

Factory Bosses: Whats good for industry is good for the rest of us!
Capitalism triumphs once more!
Czardas
22-10-2005, 20:04
*Firz 57593745304573205673065730457 n00ks at NK*

PWNED!!!111!1!111||!111onelelven!!1
*Attacks with 398320020220208403890280090000 planes that can go at Mach 49487329489030 and fire 3938290840349050504000 bombs each, and 4580339038049098000800800 ships that can go 494030409509000 knots each, and each one is carrying 4938003000395059840000000 troops*

*Also each troop is carrying 93739 n00ks*

Haha, I can RP too, see? ;)
The South Islands
22-10-2005, 20:09
*Attacks with 398320020220208403890280090000 planes that can go at Mach 49487329489030 and fire 3938290840349050504000 bombs each, and 4580339038049098000800800 ships that can go 494030409509000 knots each, and each one is carrying 4938003000395059840000000 troops*

*Also each troop is carrying 93739 n00ks*

Haha, I can RP too, see? ;)

Well, I send my 47593759038469693653957374573547307053059347862934732496790 Star Destroyers to bombard you, and each can fire 573945794526092647094750392752908875093478509387520395730573057203507395720935702395703470 n00ks with 405732075349503294876052347520348327502457032753757932785803287580972589237590735390275398 Gigatons of force each!

PWNAGE!
Czardas
22-10-2005, 20:21
Well, I send my 47593759038469693653957374573547307053059347862934732496790 Star Destroyers to bombard you, and each can fire 573945794526092647094750392752908875093478509387520395730573057203507395720935702395703470 n00ks with 405732075349503294876052347520348327502457032753757932785803287580972589237590735390275398 Gigatons of force each!

PWNAGE!
Well my capital city is defended by 4937809820938409275092830975029820938029830928029709423803974502397095702394809236702384903750923809 2567028390750238043 missile launchers that can fire 3493920983580239750329840973295809392670923850923703924780239567792034092380973409728309509327093854 0239750932840932675 missiles each, specifically targeted to destroy n00ks, and *does some mathematics* we have enough missiles to take out every single one of your n00ks in the air, and still have enough left to hit every single one of your Star Destroyers!

Then my fleet of 4950329847029384039275203984032897203409327023890703985032802397409328093275093280497329058230947230 9580239473092589032702809380923709328709237890380923670295830297509328509326709378409237480938208309 275309573092724096032740293 Death Stars attacks you and each one fires 4304928309769060006000000000000000000 missiles at your nation!

WE ARE TEH PWNZ0RZ!!!!111!!11ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE Z0MG MORE ONES!!!!!111