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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/37103/rat_monster_joke/

God, I wish I had thought of this. How to have fun with a PETA activist without physically harming him.

Usually people who are sympathetic towards animals aren't afraid of them....

Now according to PETA, he should have tried to pet the "rat".

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Funny stuff.

This is a good piss-take of PETA as well:
http://www.animaldefense.org/

that is hilarious!!! "do you need help little man?????" ...... classic

That site's gold. (Animaldefense) (http://www.animaldefense.org/space.html)
Nazi Human Child Invades Saint Bernard's Personal Space

Boulder, Colorado -- Seven-year-old human Tammy Fluch was horsewhipped to within an inch of her dog-desecrating life today by Animal Defense Militia soldiers who witnessed the errant nazi-child invading the personal space of a Saint Bernard bitch.

The unfolding atrocity was discovered by ADM Staff Sergeant Chuck Schmoke, who described the horror for himself, "While conducting a routine patrol of the reedy area of Riverfront Park, my canine defense platoon and I observed the young human female rhythmically agitating and defiling the protective coat of Meggie, a stately Saint Bernard bitch. Further investigation also found the human to be inserting its body into Meggie's personal space and comfort zone, wrapping its arms around the canine's neck in an apparent attempt at suffocation."

Imprisoned in the cruel, steely grasp of the Nazi child, the noble bitch is believed to have endured over four minutes of unimaginable torment as she forcibly submitted to a grotesque and perverted display of unwanted and close-proximity affection from a foreign and detestable species. In addition to mussing her hair, the assault left Meggie with an elevated body temperature and no less than 4 milliliters of fruityberry popsicle juice residue on her back and chest.

Sgt. Schmoke explained the details of the daring rescue. "Storming the reedy area, I bellowed, 'Step away from the bitch! NOW!' The human responded in frenzied and aggressive squeals of Nazi gibberish, which I naturally interpreted to mean, 'One step closer and I strangle this fucker.' Opting to fall back to a defensive position, my platoon and I circled to the Southeastern ridge, which offered a prime vantage point from which to disable to the assailant with repeated volleys of rubber crowd control bullets. Within minutes, a seek & destroy team had repelled down the embankment and placed the stunned Nazi assailant in custody. After tethering the suspect to a mature Hemlock tree, my platoon and I proceeded to administer a flogging of appropriate severity and duration - brutal and one hour, respectively."

Schmoke went on to describe the shaken victim. "Once freed, the Saint Bernard exhibited faint symptoms of post-traumatic stress syndrome, including labored breathing and chronic drooling. In an effort to comfort the animal, I directed Private First Class Bernie Kleinfelter to mangle and amputate his left forearm, which was promptly served to Meggie on a bed of fresh ferns. Continued observation confirmed consumption of said meaty matter and the ensuing burial of the accompanying arm and finger bones. A visibly calmed and rejuvenated Meggie was lost spotted travelling on foot, due northeast, past Rocky Ridge Mobile Home Estates."

After branding the human child's face with the A.D.M.'s distinctive dog paw insignia, Sgt. Schmoke is reported to have admonished her sternly and set her on her dirty, dirty Nazi way.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/37103/rat_monster_joke/

God, I wish I had thought of this. How to have fun with a PETA activist without physically harming him.



fear factor never aired the one where they took the neonazi to the race mixing clinic... i heard the midget in blackface had to have plastic surgery afterwards and a cameraman died.

fear factor never aired the one where they took the neonazi to the race mixing clinic... i heard the midget in blackface had to have plastic surgery afterwards and a cameraman died.
Good times, good times.

Jolly nice...having fun with PETA is highly amusing. It's like a little plaything.

Hehehehe, that was awesome. Take THAT animal sympathizer!

People Eating Tasty Animals.

Here's an excellent site: www.peta-sucks.com Informative, with claims verified, and excellent forums, too. I am Blue_Flame over there.