You're drinking your beer, and then someone says...
Second Amendment
21-10-2005, 23:45
OMFG. Well, it doesn't sound like any Belgian beer..
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562
and
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587
Somewhere between 7,000 to 4,000 B.C., in Mesopotamia, in the Kingdom of Sumeria, women invented beer. Early agriculture in the "fertile crescent" was centered around grains. Those grains, pregnant with possibility, became bread and, eventually, beer. Sumerian women were both the first brewers and the first gods of beer. By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my "Original Pussy Beer" pays homage to beer's ancient creators from "the cradle of civilization." Woman is literally reunited with the beer.
Neo Kervoskia
21-10-2005, 23:49
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
Can't remember where.
Cluichstan
21-10-2005, 23:55
Can't remember where.
It's an Irish folk tune titled, appropriately enough, "Beer, Beer, Beer." ;)
Super-power
21-10-2005, 23:57
By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my "Original Pussy Beer" pays homage to beer's ancient creators from "the cradle of civilization." Woman is literally reunited with the beer.
You made me lose my appetite >_<
Dobbsworld
22-10-2005, 01:20
I'll stick with the evil misogynistic ales of the patriarchy, thanks all the same.
Eeeeeeeew, yuck.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-10-2005, 01:42
Well, regular beer has always tasted like piss water anyway. Why not?
Further, I hope that this is a sign of things to come, and that soon many human body parts will be added to alcoholic beverages. I eagerly await the day that I can order a Whiskey that was brewed with Eye Sand.
Callisdrun
22-10-2005, 01:50
Sounds yummy.
Bottoms up.
Can you barf and say "sick!" at the same time?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-10-2005, 01:59
Can you barf and say "sick!" at the same time?
Hm, interesting question, give me a second.
. . .
Okay, my roommate says that what I said sounded more like "Siaghk", he also says that he is going to kick my ass for puking on his desk again, gotta go!
Callisdrun
22-10-2005, 01:59
Maybe I should feel weird that I don't have the same, intensely disgusted reaction everyone else seems to be having... hmmm...
Kroisistan
22-10-2005, 02:26
That would be the second most sickening thing I've been privvy to tonight. Someone is conspiring to destroy my appetitie, and fucking suceeding.
Callisdrun
22-10-2005, 03:07
Seems like I'm the only one whose stomach is not at all bothered by this. I think I'll eat a peanut butter cup.
Pepe Dominguez
22-10-2005, 03:09
Well, regular beer has always tasted like piss water anyway. Why not?
Further, I hope that this is a sign of things to come, and that soon many human body parts will be added to alcoholic beverages. I eagerly await the day that I can order a Whiskey that was brewed with Eye Sand.
At least spirits are distilled.. all the germs from whatever went in are destroyed in the distilling process.. beer, on the other hand.. :(
wow, that is,for lack of a better term, icky
Marrakech II
22-10-2005, 03:37
Got to love the "stranger" for coming up with that. A true Seattle icon it is. To bad it wasnt national.
Amestria
22-10-2005, 04:44
I don't drink beer so this has no effect on me what-so-ever.