NationStates Jolt Archive

Good evening, Campers! I trust you've been enjoying your stay here at wonderful Camp Generally Woebegone. This evening's entertainment, in addition to the usual drunken orgy and egg-roll, will also feature the return of that most scintillating, erudite and stunning of public expositors ... ME! :D

A brief review of the current crop of Forum threads leaves one with a pervasive feeling of ... ennui. Most ufortunate. I can only ascribe this lack of intellectual stimulation to my own absence these last five days. Egro, prepare to be amazed, amused, bemused and befuddled.

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D

Hm, either I just had a coma, and no one noticed, and so a couple months jsut passed or you are making a dramatic failure at being gone.
Oh, and the reason why the normally FUCKING GREAT SUPER AMAZING HAPPY FUN TIME forums are having a slow part is because Jolt has decided to be a bitch lately and fights with people who try to log on.

Mmm.... egg-rolls.

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D

I will weep the day that counts as English. Weep on my knees.

Welcome back, though, I guess. Doesn't feel right, welcome back, when you've only been gone about five seconds.:)

i made you a card, look! :)
http://www.looneyballoon.com/acatalog/welcome%20back.gif

you gonna make dis playce all smart aga1n? *drools*

Wait.....




You left? :confused:

((whispers to Fiddlebottoms: "What did I miss this time?"))

Wait.....




You left? :confused:

((whispers to Fiddlebottoms: "What did I miss this time?"))
he was gone while the forums were down anyway... good timing there eut :p

i made you a card, look! :)
http://www.looneyballoon.com/acatalog/welcome%20back.gif

you gonna make dis playce all smart aga1n? *drools*
Don't blend the border between 1337 and normalspeak, PM. 1337 is for teh k00lz0r p33p3l and normalspeak is phor da unidjikated.

((whispers to Czardas: "He was planning to go "LEAVE 4EVAH!", but that lasted for about 4 days. Hell, I at least managed to make my 4EVAH! last long enough that the nation I was using died"))

he was gone while the forums were down anyway... good timing there eut :p
Oh yeah, when I made my 27th and 28th suicide attempts... I got very depressed during the time the forum was down, because I'd managed to arrange to have plenty of free time to play NS and ... look what happens. :( ((Also because of some personal stuff that I'm not going to go into right now.))

Anyway, welcome "back" Eut! ;)

Mmm.... egg-rolls.
LOL! Hmm. Is that ALL you got out of that entire diatribe?? Tsk! :p

((whispers to Czardas: "He was planning to go "LEAVE 4EVAH!", but that lasted for about 4 days. Hell, I at least managed to make my 4EVAH! last long enough that the nation I was using died"))((What was your old nation again? Did I know them?))

Mmm.... egg-rolls.

Mmm... drunken orgies.

i made you a card, look! :)
http://www.looneyballoon.com/acatalog/welcome%20back.gif

you gonna make dis playce all smart aga1n? *drools*
LOL! Thanks!

I was hoping you would do that while I was gone ( one whole week! ), but that obviously didn't happen! Tsk! :p

he was gone while the forums were down anyway... good timing there eut :p
Mwahahahaha. Method to my madness! :D

((whispers to Czardas: "He was planning to go "LEAVE 4EVAH!", but that lasted for about 4 days. Hell, I at least managed to make my 4EVAH! last long enough that the nation I was using died"))
Uh huh. All this goes to show is just how much things have deteriorated in my admittedly brief absence. The idea of paraphrasing my instead of directly quoting my ancient azz! Quite frankly, I'm borderline insulted! :D

Your back. The forum seems to be back for now. Life is good.

Mmm... drunken orgies.
:rolleyes: Picture a drunken orgy with Eut involved and the idealism goes out of it immediately.

:rolleyes: Picture a drunken orgy with Eut involved and the idealism goes out of it immediately.
Oh, you're a regular laugh riot, you are! My body is wracked with hysterical laughter. :rolleyes:

((What was your old nation again? Did I know them?))
((Probably not. I closely guard my old identity, because at the time I was a Republican Whore. Now I'm merely an Attention Whore, and I would hardly like the two Whores to clash. That would just be Whoribble. Oh god, I feel so dirty about that pun.))

Your back. The forum seems to be back for now. Life is good.
Indeed! Although I feel as though someone has removed my prostate. Heh! Strange feeling, that. :confused:

:rolleyes: Picture a drunken orgy with Eut involved and the idealism goes out of it immediately.

*Shudders*

:rolleyes: Picture a drunken orgy with Eut involved and the idealism goes out of it immediately.

says you, anyway:eek:

Indeed! Although I feel as though someone has removed my prostate. Heh! Strange feeling, that. :confused:

Admit it. You're on pain killers aren't you?

Oh, you're a regular laugh riot, you are! My body is wracked with hysterical laughter. :rolleyes:
...Unless your name happens to start with the letter "H".

Yay, I'm going to get drunk now! :p

*Shudders*
:rolleyes:

Admit it. You're on pain killers aren't you?
Hell yeah. Ah bees trippin BIG time! LOL! :p

Hell yeah. Ah bees trippin BIG time! LOL! :p
Don't be selfish, share the wealth.

((Oh god, I feel so dirty about that pun.))
Rightly so! [ smacks HN Fiddlebottoms VIII upside his lil punkin'-head! WHACK! ] Now straighten up and fly right! :p

Yay, I'm going to get drunk now! :p
Really? Your name starts with "H"? I never would have guessed. :S

Don't be selfish, share the wealth.
Here ... have a Percoset, Dude! [ flips a tab over to Neo K ] Heh!

Your back. The forum seems to be back for now. Life is good.
Aye; and I have two weeks to do nothing but puzzle and pillage (I'm a pirate in another life). Life is good.

Yarr!

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D:eek: Yikes! It lives!
Welcom back :)

:eek: Yikes! It lives!
Welcom back :)
"Lives"? ;)

Welcome back, Eutrusca. I hope you are keeping well? :)

I obviously need more coffee, I just hallucinated I was reading a thread about Eutrusca being back. No, it's still there.

Well I don't smell burning toast, so I guess I'm stuck with it. Welcome back, you old curmudgeon you.

Wuss. No willpower at all. You couldn't even resist for one whole week.

Welcome back, you cantankerous old fart. :D

Good evening, Campers! I trust you've been enjoying your stay here at wonderful Camp Generally Woebegone. This evening's entertainment, in addition to the usual drunken orgy and egg-roll, will also feature the return of that most scintillating, erudite and stunning of public expositors ... ME! :D

A brief review of the current crop of Forum threads leaves one with a pervasive feeling of ... ennui. Most ufortunate. I can only ascribe this lack of intellectual stimulation to my own absence these last five days. Egro, prepare to be amazed, amused, bemused and befuddled.

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D

So! You're gonna makes this forum more intersting? ejh? good because even a drunk person would find these threads yawn-intducing. Not that I'd know anything about drunkeness. No sir-E.

I'm still waiting for my share of amazement, amusement, bemusement and befuddlement.:p

Welcome back, ya old coot! Ready for some Sheehan bashing? ;)

Good evening, Campers! I trust you've been enjoying your stay here at wonderful Camp Generally Woebegone. This evening's entertainment, in addition to the usual drunken orgy and egg-roll, will also feature the return of that most scintillating, erudite and stunning of public expositors ... ME! :D

A brief review of the current crop of Forum threads leaves one with a pervasive feeling of ... ennui. Most ufortunate. I can only ascribe this lack of intellectual stimulation to my own absence these last five days. Egro, prepare to be amazed, amused, bemused and befuddled.

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D
Hehe Peanuts:D

I hope you remembered to incinerate the cancerous growth they removed. The last thing we need is for it to grow into the next Rush Limbaugh. :p

Good evening, Campers! I trust you've been enjoying your stay here at wonderful Camp Generally Woebegone. This evening's entertainment, in addition to the usual drunken orgy and egg-roll, will also feature the return of that most scintillating, erudite and stunning of public expositors ... ME! :D

A brief review of the current crop of Forum threads leaves one with a pervasive feeling of ... ennui. Most ufortunate. I can only ascribe this lack of intellectual stimulation to my own absence these last five days. Egro, prepare to be amazed, amused, bemused and befuddled.

In plain English: I'm back, ya'll Mo-Fos; u in deep shit now! :D

I knew you'd be back. Never doubted for an instant that you couldn't stay away.

Welcome back.:)

Welcome back, Eutrusca. I hope you are keeping well? :)
You mean asside from having my prostate kidnapped? :eek:

Yeah. Actually, according to the docs, I'm in pretty damned good shape for the shape I'm in. :)

Wuss. No willpower at all. You couldn't even resist for one whole week.
Hmmm. Do I really need to comment on this? :P

I'm still waiting for my share of amazement, amusement, bemusement and befuddlement.:p
Film at eleven. :p

This was so expected that my surprise is registering in the negative territory.

It also confirms my conviction that Eut has yet to learn how to quote multiple people in one post.

However, its still nice to see you back. i hope you're feeling alright.

Nice timing with the server being down most of this week.. :)

Congrats on staying optimistic through the whole thing.. I don't think I could've done it myself.. and good luck recovering fully.

This was so expected that my surprise is registering in the negative territory.

It also confirms my conviction that Eut has yet to learn how to quote multiple people in one post.

However, its still nice to see you back. i hope you're feeling alright.
"Negative surprise." Hmm. Is that anything like negative amplitude in the feedback circuit? :D

No, it isn't. Please, if you haven't suffered (or cakewalked) through first-year physics labs, refrain from using circuit analogies.

Welcome Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

You weren't gone that long....

See? They all come back. It's damn near impossible to leave.

See? They all come back. It's damn near impossible to leave.

Aye -I managed 2 hours. Appears I'm not the only one who had no clue he was gone in the first place..:p

he was gone while the forums were down anyway... good timing there eut :p

Do you not see some causal link here? The forums were mourning his absence.

No, it isn't. Please, if you haven't suffered (or cakewalked) through first-year physics labs, refrain from using circuit analogies.
I have done so, but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far away! :p

Welcome Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

You weren't gone that long....
Why does that so often sound like a complaint?! :(

I was gone long enough to have my prostate excised. Sounds a bit TOO long to me! Heh!

Do you not see some causal link here? The forums were mourning his absence.
EXACTLY! :D