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Erm well help! please?

Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 20:50
ok you have threads about making peoples dreams come true on the dating scene but i want your help to make me not like females as much, especially certain ones i know, erm anyone know a good way to make a women seem less attractive in your own eyes. ( i dont mean hit them with a bat till they turn blue or anything.)
General Mike
21-10-2005, 20:53
Turn gay.
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 20:53
Turn gay.
you are so helpful...
Greater Valia
21-10-2005, 20:55
ok you have threads about making peoples dreams come true on the dating scene but i want your help to make me not like females as much, especially certain ones i know, erm anyone know a good way to make a women seem less attractive in your own eyes. ( i dont mean hit them with a bat till they turn blue or anything.)

1] Put on some hot girl on girl pornography.

2] Place a large spinning blade over your groin.

*If this is done correctly when you achieve an erection it will cut the end of your pecker off. Thus, diminishing your like of women.

3] Profit.
Children of Valkyrja
21-10-2005, 20:57
Why do you want the women around you LESS attractive to you Cheese penguins
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 21:01
Why do you want the women around you LESS attractive to you Cheese penguins
1) i dont have time for women right now.
2) the women i am finding attractive dont really have the time either
3) i have passed history with them
4) one is really creepy but i cant help finding really sexy...
Smunkeeville
21-10-2005, 21:01
ok you have threads about making peoples dreams come true on the dating scene but i want your help to make me not like females as much, especially certain ones i know, erm anyone know a good way to make a women seem less attractive in your own eyes. ( i dont mean hit them with a bat till they turn blue or anything.)
first you must focus on why you don't want to like females (or a particular female) then decide whether or not that is a good enough reason to deny yourself those thoughts, if so focus more on the why then the who.....

okay that didn't make sense.:(
Heron-Marked Warriors
21-10-2005, 21:03
Why do you want the women around you LESS attractive to you Cheese penguins

Probably afraid he'll lose control and turn into a rapist. Wish I'd thought of asking NSGeneral for help...

Serious advice: your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Simply talk to the women, and you will soon see that you have nothing in common
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 21:04
Probably afraid he'll lose control and turn into a rapist. Wish I'd thought of asking NSGeneral for help...

Serious advice: your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Simply talk to the women, and you will soon see that you have nothing in common
i have past history with them, and we have loads in common :( i said up there somewhere...
Quesanalia
21-10-2005, 21:15
I can solve your problem in 3 words. Just let go. Easier said than done I know, but if you work on letting go of them rather than liking them then you won't like them as much. If that doesn't work be overly superficial and point out things that you find unattractive about them and maybe that will help.
ProMonkians
21-10-2005, 21:17
Some advice a friend gave to me was to imagine them taking a dump (works unless you're into that kinda thing).
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 21:19
Some advice a friend gave to me was to imagine them taking a dump (works unless you're into that kinda thing).
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww.
Blu-tac
21-10-2005, 21:24
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww.
i agree...
The blessed Chris
21-10-2005, 21:25
Drink an awful lot of double espresso's. Simple rlly, if coffee acts as a sobreing agent, and alochol makes people more attractive, the drink coffe
Hobbesianland
21-10-2005, 21:30
There must be something about them that you dislike that makes you want to like them less. Make a pro/con list and see what reasons you have that you can express for not liking them.
The Noble Men
21-10-2005, 22:16
If you want someone to appear less attractive compare them to someone more attractive.
Czardas
21-10-2005, 22:27
To make someone appear less attractive, look directly into the sun for two hours and then fill your eye dropper with hydrochloric acid and give yourself a quintuple dose every 5 minutes.

Repeat this for six weeks.

I assure you you'll find women a good deal less attractive when it's finished. Partly because you might be dead, and if you're not, you'll be blind. ;)



...Alternately, never leave your house without wearing a blindfold over your eyes.
Heron-Marked Warriors
21-10-2005, 22:32
i have past history with them, and we have loads in common :( i said up there somewhere...

Were you expecting me to have read this thread before I posted in it? Madness, I tell you.

And that "advice" was stolen directly form the Simpsons. Kinda hoped you would recongise it and laugh, a little, because i have no real advice.
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 22:35
thank you everyone for you great "different" stle of advice... i feel that you are all trying to make me lose certain parts of my body... or certain abilities you people make me sick! so i have already started every piece of advice now only 6 weeks to go for the eyedrops to work right. *waits six weeks*
Czardas
21-10-2005, 22:47
thank you everyone for you great "different" stle of advice... i feel that you are all trying to make me lose certain parts of my body... or certain abilities you people make me sick! so i have already started every piece of advice now only 6 weeks to go for the eyedrops to work right. *waits six weeks*
...And it has to be every other day.
GoodThoughts
21-10-2005, 22:57
Cheesy, I think you are only telling us a part of the story. I suspect that you are afraid that you have a problem that is deeper than just finding women attractive. What is the rest of the story? Or, am I wrong?
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 23:01
Cheesy, I think you are only telling us a part of the story. I suspect that you are afraid that you have a problem that is deeper than just finding women attractive. What is the rest of the story? Or, am I wrong?
the whole story is i have gone out with the person i fine like uber attractive to levels where i cant look at others, i dont know what makes them so different and they have been a total bitch in the past to me adn yet i still like them so much, i was just wondering about an easy way to stop the infatuation.
Heron-Marked Warriors
21-10-2005, 23:04
the whole story is i have gone out with the person i fine like uber attractive to levels where i cant look at others, i dont know what makes them so different and they have been a total bitch in the past to me adn yet i still like them so much, i was just wondering about an easy way to stop the infatuation.

blade to the throat. Yours or hers, not important.
Cheese penguins
21-10-2005, 23:22
blade to the throat. Yours or hers, not important.
funly enough i dont want to die right now, and i cant kill her it is not fair.
Heron-Marked Warriors
21-10-2005, 23:25
funly enough i dont want to die right now, and i cant kill her it is not fair.

is that my fault?

Look, sometimes you can't switch your feelins off, you just have to be a man and live with it. Shit happens. There is no easy way out.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-10-2005, 23:29
Go up to each one of the women, and say: "You stupid bitch, fuck me now!" and then smack them. This won't really influence the way you feel, but it will insure that they no longer feel even the slightest bit of attraction to you (though you may have to run away quickly).
Unless they like that sort of thing, then you are pretty much screwed (And I made a sex pun, woot!).
GoodThoughts
21-10-2005, 23:30
the whole story is i have gone out with the person i fine like uber attractive to levels where i cant look at others, i dont know what makes them so different and they have been a total bitch in the past to me adn yet i still like them so much, i was just wondering about an easy way to stop the infatuation.

I think the answer is much more along the lines of you seems to pick women who will hurt you. You need to realize that you are likable for yourself. There is much more going on inside of your head on this that is probably best not discussed on Nationstates general. I would say stay as far away from those who mistreat you as possible. This won't be easy. It will mean some pain. The longer you wait the harder it will be.