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Allright so here is an interesting, yet totally pointless, question. Assuming you have to pick one of the two options would your rather date a man/woman whose upper half was a fish, or whose lower half was a fish?

Allright so here is an interesting, yet totally pointless, question. Assuming you have to pick one of the two options would your rather date a man/woman whose upper half was a fish, or whose lower half was a fish?

Umm...lower half...at least you could have oral sex and conversation...he he he...

I would choose the lower half as being the fish.

Neither. Left half fish.

That's kind of tough. I'll bite:)

Okay, if it were a woman, I'd definately go with the bottom half being the fishy part (did I just say woman and fish AND bottom in the same sentence? Someone slap me, please!), because mermaids are just sexy. And I'm into women's faces and looks more than I am into men's. (men attract me more with their personality than any clearly defined 'look'...but I definately have a type for women)


Now, were the being in question a male, it would depend. Did I want him just for sex? If that were the case...damn...it'd still have to be the bottom half. I just don't think I could be aroused by someone with a fish head. If I wanted to date someone who would actually shock my parents (and my husband...but I'm pretending I'm single) I'd take fish-head man...but probably never, ever sleep with him.

O.o

Comeon, one or the other. One or the other. Or I'll just leave you with a human sized fish blow up doll in a coconut bra.

O.o

Comeon, one or the other. One or the other. Or I'll just leave you with a human sized fish blow up doll in a coconut bra.
Ok, it's a deal.

Mmmm...Innsmouth chicks... :fluffle:

Ok, it's a deal.
*shudders*

How about a mackerel in a push-up bra? Erm... with a blonde wig? And lipstick?

Granted. Just do it far away from me. Maybe you could have a foursome with DCD and his fish doll.

Mmmm...Innsmouth chicks... :fluffle:

Ctulu, Ctulu, fhtagn!:D

When did I say I wanted to date anybody?

(However, being more into intellectual relationships than physical ones, I'd say bottom half.)

that is physically, biologically, chemically (and basically any other "ly" impossible you can think of) impossible.

that is physically, biologically, chemically (and basically any other "ly" impossible you can think of) impossible.Think of it as a psychological experience...

Bottom half fish.

that is physically, biologically, chemically (and basically any other "ly" impossible you can think of) impossible.
So far my experiments have met with failure, but I'm confident that soon I'll prove you wrong! Muahahaha

Ctulu, Ctulu, fhtagn!:D

At least somebody got that. :D

More important question, what'd happen if a fish/man and a woman/fish had children? :p

More important question, what'd happen if a fish/man and a woman/fish had children? :p

I believe that H.P. Lovecraft already covered this topic in detail. See "the Marsh look".

I believe that H.P. Lovecraft already covered this topic in detail. See "the Marsh look".

It's the Innsmouth look -- hence, my earlier post. ;)

So far my experiments have met with failure, but I'm confident that soon I'll prove you wrong! Muahahaha

why does that fill me with dread that the world will one day be ruled by fish-men?

Lower half fish as long as that half had the fish's mouth where the vagina would be so I could stick it in.
Did you know that Led Zeppelin made love to a woman with a fish.

"Why did she have to be that kind of mermaid? Why couldn't she be the kind with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?"

Even if it were just for sex, lower half fish.

You still get boobies that way. :D

Top half fish. I'd use the creature for sex only, as I have no interest in dating. Oh, and blowjobs are overrated.

That would be a woman with a fish tail. Especially if she'd get the top half, as in half her height, human. That would leave the top of her thighs human, as well as her entire torso, head and hands and the important parts. Not much I would need with the rest of her.

Did I hear someone say blow-up doll? I'll take that.

Didn't I see this same thread several months ago?

Didn't I see this same thread several months ago?
It's possible, most threads in General appear over and over and over again.

Umm...lower half...at least you could have oral sex and conversation...he he he...]I have to concur with Balipo, here.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

I'd probably track down and kill the man who slipped acid into my drink.
Fregging Punk.

I'd probably track down and kill the man who slipped acid into my drink.
Fregging Punk.
Sorry. I didn't know you would mind. :(

Sorry. I didn't know you would mind. :(

I wouldn't. :p

I wouldn't. :p
Oh, good. :D Don't look now, but...

Oh, good. :D Don't look now, but...

*whistles nonchalantly*

*drops viagra and laxative pills in your drink while your attention is diverted*

*whistles nonchalantly*

*drops viagra and laxative pills in your drink while your attention is diverted*

Whoa. He'll either have an exciting time in the bathroom, or an exciting time in his car (in that case, he should invest in some new seats). I suggest you drop a muscle relaxer pill in with the two of those next time to increase the effects.

:D

*whistles nonchalantly*

*drops viagra and laxative pills in your drink while your attention is diverted*
*never drinks*

Plan B? :p

Allright so here is an interesting, yet totally pointless, question. Assuming you have to pick one of the two options would your rather date a man/woman whose upper half was a fish, or whose lower half was a fish?
Female who's Lower Half was a Fish

*never drinks*

Plan B? :p

Meh, that drink has to belong to somebody. :p

Meh, that drink has to belong to somebody. :p
I'll give it to Harlesburg.

I'll give it to Harlesburg.

A wise choice.

A wise choice.

Sheesh, don't let him know about it beforehand!

:p

Don't some women have fish bottoms already? (J/K sorry).

Anyway, I would have to go for lower-half fish because, personally, fish-eyes are creepy and disgusting.

Bottom half, never been fond of fish heads.

Bottom half, never been fond of fish heads.
But it makes Great Soup.



I'll give it to Harlesburg.
A wise choice.

Like Arse it is.
*Offers it to TInk ermm no...... Eutrusca yeah Eutrusca*

]I have to concur with Balipo, here.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Hey coggy, long time no see.

But it makes Great Soup.



Like Arse it is.
*Offers it to TInk ermm no...... Eutrusca yeah Eutrusca*
*Switches it with Harlies drink again.....*