NationStates Jolt Archive

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.
So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do.
Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"


OOC: No, I didn't make it up, I found it online. ;)

lol

OOC

Nice monkey. Nice monkey.

Nice monkey. Nice monkey.

?

?

I despair for your tastes in literature. Either that or you could just be fucking stupid. But I won't make that judgement quite yet.

I despair for your tastes in literature. Either that or you could just be fucking stupid. But I won't make that judgement quite yet.

Either that or you could just be a flamer.

Either that or you could just be a flamer.

Blazing Saddles style or the good sort? (and you are fucking stupid if you can't work that out)

The literature reference is about Terry Pratchett, and the fact that there is no IC in General, so OOC is pointless.

Blazing Saddles style or the good sort? (and you are fucking stupid if you can't work that out)

The literature reference is about Terry Pratchett, and the fact that there is no IC in General, so OOC is pointless.

Please, if you're gonna flame, stay the hell out of my threads, thanks.

Please, if you're gonna flame, stay the hell out of my threads, thanks.

Fuck that, kthxbye.

I am as lost as you, Lew.

I am as lost as you, Lew.

Your loss.

Heron-Marked Warriors: Official Warning: Flaming

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

Your loss.

Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.

I am as lost as you, Lew.

he's trying to say that using OOC in the General forum is pointless.


I feel it's kinda redundant myself ;)

he's trying to say that using OOC in the General forum is pointless.


I feel it's kinda redundant myself ;)

But very well not worth a flame.

But very well not worth a flame.

Agreed.

But very well not worth a flame.

I'd have thought that after 1000 posts in the same style, someone would've noticed that I flame or borderline flame damn near everyone I disagree with.

Must do better.

he's trying to say that using OOC in the General forum is pointless.

There was also a joke in there, for Terry Pratchett fans. A pisspoor joke, admittedly, but since when the hell was I funny?

Stuff.

Heron-Marked Warriors: Official Warning: Flaming

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

You must admit that the 'Ook' reference was somewhat obscure. When I saw 'OOC' quoted I just thought "Why the hell is he OOCing in General?", rather than a direct reference to the Librarian.

YOU HAVE BEEN SMITED.

I'd have thought that after 1000 posts in the same style, someone would've noticed that I flame or borderline flame damn near everyone I disagree with.
haha, who's that guy in the wheel of time from shienar... Uno was it? had one eye... anyhows, i digress. That's who you reminded me off.

There was also a joke in there, for Terry Pratchett fans. A pisspoor joke, admittedly, but since when the hell was I funny?
not a Terry Pratchett fan. So i definitely missed the joke...

You must admit that the 'Ook' reference was somewhat obscure. When I saw 'OOC' quoted I just thought "Why the hell is he OOCing in General?", rather than a direct reference to the Librarian.

YOU HAVE BEEN SMITED.



So? Most of the things we generalites say is absurd! But to call someone "fucking stupid" for it, is, well, Flamey.

You must admit that the 'Ook' reference was somewhat obscure. When I saw 'OOC' quoted I just thought "Why the hell is he OOCing in General?", rather than a direct reference to the Librarian.

Maybe. Sometimes, I just assume that everyone is as great as me, and that way I can try and drag the world up a few notches.

YOU HAVE BEEN SMITED.

Indeed. pwned, one might say.

he's trying to say that using OOC in the General forum is pointless.


I feel it's kinda redundant myself ;)

I know that, but I don't know what the "Nice Monkey, Nice Monkey" has to do with OOC or Terry Pratchett.

I don't even know what he means by the Blazing Saddles sort of flamer, and I have the DVD.

EDIT: Nevermind on the Terry Pratchett part. Slow poster.

haha, who's that guy in the wheel of time from shienar... Uno was it? had one eye... anyhows, i digress. That's who you reminded me off.

yep, uno. me=WoT nerd (or HCFF, but I don't expect anyone to get that reference)

not a Terry Pratchett fan. So i definitely missed the joke...

Librarian. Is an ape. Says ook. Sounds like OOC. Call him monkey. Kicks your ass. (whole sentences. Too much effort.)

Kind of appropriate, now I think about it. Except the Librarian does his own dirty work.

Maybe. Sometimes, I just assume that everyone is as great as me, and that way I can try and drag the world up a few notches.

Commendable.

I will now play for you the long sought-after Scream21 key on my personal minature BSJ keyboard-organ.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!"

good joke but not as funny as the posts since then.

I'd have thought that after 1000 posts in the same style, someone would've noticed that I flame or borderline flame damn near everyone I disagree with.
Normally, an official is the 3rd or 4th warning you receive, IIRC.

I haven't gotten to one yet and I have approximately 2.15 warnings, both from Frisbee (not counting several "casual"/undocumented warns from Karma, TJ, Euro, Rep, Scolo, &c., which account for the .15.)

Also, Coggy, what happened to you? I haven't seen you around lately...

Yeah, where is Cog? And flaming over a joke? This almost reminds of general a year ago.

Nice tasteful joke! I love it! :D

Librarian. Is an ape. Says ook. Sounds like OOC. Call him monkey. Kicks your ass. (whole sentences. Too much effort.)

Kind of appropriate, now I think about it. Except the Librarian does his own dirty work.

Errr..."Ook" as an onomatopoeiac word for what a monkey says isn't exactly unique to Unseen University's resident Orangutan, so I hardly see how it qualifies as a "Terry Pratchett joke"...In fact, i used to be a huge Pratchett fan and all i thought was...yeah, monkeys say "Ook"...not funny.

Errr..."Ook" as an onomatopoeiac word for what a monkey says isn't exactly unique to Unseen University's resident Orangutan, so I hardly see how it qualifies as a "Terry Pratchett joke"...In fact, i used to be a huge Pratchett fan and all i thought was...yeah, monkeys say "Ook"...not funny.

Well, you missed half the joke, then, didn't you? Better luck next time.

Yeah, where is Cog? And flaming over a joke? This almost reminds of general a year ago.
Cog's been inactive for a while; probably has something to do with the start of university classes again.

Well, you missed half the joke, then, didn't you? Better luck next time.
Even if we did get it, your joke sucks... but we won't go into what is sucks like because I don't want to sink to your level. If you wanted people to get your joke, perhaps a more direct approach, as sarcasm and humour often go missed on the internet due to the wide base to allow for written interpretation. After all, the voice tone and inflection as well s body language is missing to illustrate a point.

Errr..."Ook" as an onomatopoeiac word for what a monkey says isn't exactly unique to Unseen University's resident Orangutan, so I hardly see how it qualifies as a "Terry Pratchett joke"...In fact, i used to be a huge Pratchett fan and all i thought was...yeah, monkeys say "Ook"...not funny.
Calling the librarian a monkey is a baaaaaad idea. Thus the irony of his 'nice monkey' comment.

I'd have thought that after 1000 posts in the same style, someone would've noticed that I flame or borderline flame damn near everyone I disagree with.


Not exactly the smartest thing to say. Either you change your style of debating, or you won't be here for much longer. Just some friendly advice...

~Euroslavia
Forum Moderator~

Even if we did get it, your joke sucks...

One nil captain obvious. I already said it was "pisspoor".

but we won't go into what is sucks like because I don't want to sink to your level.

What's that? The moral highground? Please don't scare me with your non-threatening attitude and good manners.

And come on. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, might as well make barbecue for the ride.

well, since I'm at my level, I will say from experience of both that my joke sucks more than your mum.

If you wanted people to get your joke, perhaps a more direct approach, as sarcasm and humour often go missed on the internet due to the wide base to allow for written interpretation. After all, the voice tone and inflection as well s body language is missing to illustrate a point.

Woah, where's the "ubernoob" tattoo on me this time? I know the drawbacks of net based humour. I also know that I assume everyone is as great as me, and then give them the chance to prove it, so dragging the world up a few notches.

Well, you missed half the joke, then, didn't you? Better luck next time.

It's not a joke....it's what monkeys say, the "OOK" thing is not specific to Terry Pratchett, therefore it is not a Terry Pratchett joke.

Not exactly the smartest thing to say. Either you change your style of debating, or you won't be here for much longer. Just some friendly advice...

~Euroslavia
Forum Moderator~

I sincerely hope I've never been accused of saying the smartest thing.

Calling the librarian a monkey is a baaaaaad idea. Thus the irony of his 'nice monkey' comment.

Indeed, and it would be funny if the word "OOK" was specific to the Librarian, but it's just a word for what moneky's say, therefore to say "nice monkey" when someone says "OOK" is not funny...

It's not a joke....it's what monkeys say, the "OOK" thing is not specific to Terry Pratchett, therefore it is not a Terry Pratchett joke.

Okay, follow this through.

I make a reference to the OOC=ook thing, and call the OP a monkey. In Discworld, the Librarian gets mad and bad stuff happens if you call him a monkey. Following me calling the OP a monkey (not directly, but whatever) he got mad/whiney/mod etc. and bad stuff happened to me. See? Now give a polite chuckle, or maybe even just a "get back to the asylum" half smile, and go on your merry way.

Indeed, and it would be funny if the word "OOK" was specific to the Librarian, but it's just a word for what moneky's say, therefore to say "nice monkey" when someone says "OOK" is not funny...

And most "pisspoor" jokes have them rolling in the aisles, I suppose? Get over it, nobody cares anymore that you didn't laugh, least of all me.

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/makeitstop.jpg

LMAO, cluichstan.

Indeed, and it would be funny if the word "OOK" was specific to the Librarian, but it's just a word for what moneky's say, therefore to say "nice monkey" when someone says "OOK" is not funny...

...is, too....:D