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If you turned into a zombie, who's brains would you eat first?

I'd eat Emilio Estevez's brains.

Emiliooooo!

Ah, A Night at the Roxbury was an excellent movie.

Emilio Estevez has brains?

I would eat anything belonging to Brad Pitt. Yummy!

Emilio Estevez has brains?
Evidently...

Well, we all know that eating their brains turns them into a zombie so...who would the most powerful person to transform? I'VE GOT IT!

I would eat the brains of Rosie O' Donnel. We'd pwn.

I would my own. :eek:

Steven Hawking's, in hopes that it would be an especially good feast.

I make good threads, don't I, Neo-K?

I make good threads, don't I, Neo-K?
Everyone filled with grace and class.

I'd eat Noam Chomsky's brain, so he'd die and we could finally make him shut the f*** up.

I'd eat Noam Chomsky's brain, so he'd die and we could finally make him shut the f*** up.
Ewww, but then you would have Chomsky in you. Ah, anarcho-syndcalist!

Ewww, but then you would have Chomsky in you. Ah, anarcho-syndcalist!

Then I'd rip my brain out, throw it in a toilet, and flush it.

Then I'd rip my brain out, throw it in a toilet, and flush it.
You'd have to eat Mises's brain just to even it out.

I'd eat George W. Bush's brains, but they don't seem to exist, so I'll have to go with Neo Kervoskia's.

Bill O'Reilly's brain. Anyone with a head that big must have a big, tasty brain in it. As a further bonus, it should be nice and tender from having so little exercise.

:p

I'd eat George W. Bush's brains, but they don't seem to exist, so I'll have to go with Neo Kervoskia's.
You'll have to find someone else because the lights are on but nobody's home.

I'd go for Ann Coulter. I likes mine with a touch of crazy.

I'd go for Ann Coulter. I likes mine with a touch of crazy.

Yeah, but she'd probably be trying to eat your brain at the same time.

Oh wait, I forgot - she doesn't eat. Never mind.

:p

You'll have to find someone else because the lights are on but nobody's home.
Darn it....