The Daily Show: Today Show and Bush PWNED!one!!eleven!
Gymoor II The Return
18-10-2005, 07:29
I'm sure you can all see it/reference it yourselves. Be assured that when you do see it, there will be PWNage and it will be good. That is all.
Gymoor II The Return
19-10-2005, 00:07
What, no one saw it?
Economic Associates
19-10-2005, 00:08
What, no one saw it?
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Reformentia
19-10-2005, 00:33
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/10/18.html%23a5429
At least I think that's from the episode he's talking about... it cuts in right after they were talking about the Today show though.
Keruvalia
19-10-2005, 00:47
The Daily Show pwns all, without bias. Allah bless Jon Stewart!
I believe Jon Stewart to be the avatar of the FSM, bestowed upon this planet and in this plane by His Noodly Appendage to give giggles to the masses.
Hooray Jon Stewart! Hooray!
Bill O'Reilly is on tonight's show. I can't wait!
Gymoor II The Return
19-10-2005, 01:03
The Daily Show pwns all, without bias. Allah bless Jon Stewart!
I believe Jon Stewart to be the avatar of the FSM, bestowed upon this planet and in this plane by His Noodly Appendage to give giggles to the masses.
Hooray Jon Stewart! Hooray!
Bill O'Reilly is on tonight's show. I can't wait!
I have a big tub of popcorn all ready for it. I wonder how many times O'Reilly is going yell, "Shut up!" and get all blotchy?
Keruvalia
19-10-2005, 01:06
I have a big tub of popcorn all ready for it. I wonder how many times O'Reilly is going yell, "Shut up!" and get all blotchy?
I imagine Vegas has a table all set up for it.
Should be a fun 4 minutes ... or do you suppose Stewart will give him the full 8 minutes?
Knowing how Stewart feels about 24 hour sensationalist news, I can hardly wait.
I got my popcorn ready, too ... Act III's microwave kettle corn ... mmm mmm!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-10-2005, 01:13
Wow, Jon Stewart made fun of George Bush, that makes this show completely different from every other show in which he simply mocked George Bush.
And someone insulting the Today Show, OMFGZ that is sooooo original.
Really, people, the guy may be funny, but he isn't some sort of magical pony being, just another smart-ass who managed to make it on TV. So GET THE FUCK OVER THE (MAN)-CRUSH YOU HAVE ON HIM AND QUIT PRETENDING THAT HIS EVERY WORD IS DIRECTLY FROM ALLAH.
Remember Boys and Girls: There are few things more pathetic then a full blown nerdgasm.
PS: And if I sound a teensy bit bitter, it is because I am. It makes it damned hard to enjoy my TV entertainments when all of these cultists keep talking about it like it dropped straight from the Virgin Mother's flaring genitals.
Keruvalia
19-10-2005, 01:17
Virgin Mother's flaring genitals.
That's an image I will carry for the rest of my life ... thanks.
Psychotic Mongooses
19-10-2005, 01:21
....some sort of magical pony being.....
You're really quite fond of that little phrase aren't you?:p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-10-2005, 01:23
That's an image I will carry for the rest of my life ... thanks.
Be thankful I censored myself my terminology was originally signifigantly longer and more explicit. Then I realized that even the most profane and obscene have some limits, and so I dialed it back to prevent the wrath of Mods, and based on a residual fear of lightning bolts.
I blame it all on Ludwig Van, can I be responsible what I do when his Ninth Symphony is rolling through my computer?
Spartiala
19-10-2005, 01:26
Bill O'Reilly is on tonight's show. I can't wait!
O'Reilly has been interviewed on the show before. It wasn't even a really great episode, even thought Bill had previously refered to Daily Show audience members as crackheads or somesuch and, when Jon confronted him about it, he responded by saying "ah c'mon, you know I was high when I said that."
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-10-2005, 01:27
You're really quite fond of that little phrase aren't you?:p
First, I have only used the phrase "Magical Pony" TWICE, but, yes, I do rather like it and its variants (like Magical Unicorn, Magic Pony, Flying Pony) due to the incredible awesomeness that they embody.
Other people think that "monkeys" or "ninjas" are the shit, well their shit has well and been used up for fertilizer. Now, my brothers, now is the day for the Magical Ponies and their ilk to rise up, and claim the infamy that is so justly theirs.
Incidentally, when did this become "Criticize Fiddlebottom's Prose Day"?
Keruvalia
19-10-2005, 01:35
I blame it all on Ludwig Van, can I be responsible what I do when his Ninth Symphony is rolling through my computer?
Hooray Anthony Burgess!
Watch out that your flying ponies don't become mules.
Pantylvania
19-10-2005, 05:55
I wonder how many times O'Reilly is going yell, "Shut up!" and get all blotchy?number of times he yelled, "Shut up": 0
number of times he got bitchy: about 5
My favorite part was when he said the lack of a discovery of WMDs in Iraq was just liberal propaganda.
UpwardThrust
19-10-2005, 06:08
Omg lewis black was awesome on homosexuality and the church “of course homosexuality and pedophilia are not the same thing … homosexuality has no cure, pedophilia has a cure … a transfer to another diocese!”
LOL
UpwardThrust
19-10-2005, 06:15
Omg what a bigoted man … his French comments … sickening (bill O)
A Flintoff
19-10-2005, 06:17
Omg what a bigoted man … his French comments … sickening
Who? Jon Stewart?
UpwardThrust
19-10-2005, 06:22
Who? Jon Stewart?
No sorry Bill Orily
A Flintoff
19-10-2005, 06:28
No sorry Bill Orily
Otay, it's hard to tell. They both seem to hate the french.
number of times he yelled, "Shut up": 0
number of times he got bitchy: about 5
My favorite part was when he said the lack of a discovery of WMDs in Iraq was just liberal propaganda.
That was good. I liked how Jon used the Peanuts to explain France.