NationStates Jolt Archive

We've caught their barber. Yep, that's right, Osama and his boys will have to suffer with long, unmanagable hippie-like hair from now on because we've captured their hair stylist.

http://reuters.myway.com/article/20051015/2005-10-15T114219Z_01_MOL542053_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-IRAQ-BARBER-DC.html

We've caught their barber. Yep, that's right, Osama and his boys will have to suffer with long, unmanagable hippie-like hair from now on because we've captured their hair stylist.

http://reuters.myway.com/article/20051015/2005-10-15T114219Z_01_MOL542053_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-IRAQ-BARBER-DC.html

Take that, ya bastards!:p

*cheers*

I'm sure they'll be completely unable to find somebody else capable of dying hair.

It is big news. This guy was the top guy in charge of changing the appearance of many of the big terrorists. With luck he'll talk and we will be able to find out where his "clients" are and what they look like. He wasn't a peon, he hung with the "big boys" Hopefully we'll be able to put of these visicous killers of innocent Muslims in jail or to their deserving deaths.

It is big news. This guy was the top guy in charge of changing the appearance of many of the big terrorists. With luck he'll talk and we will be able to find out where his "clients" are and what they look like. He wasn't a peon, he hung with the "big boys" Hopefully we'll be able to put of these visicous killers of innocent Muslims in jail or to their deserving deaths.
I hear he's already started talking. We know the subjects of most of the high ranking al quaeda members' conversations with him. Subjects ranged from the weather to which camel to pick at the races.

... conversations with him. Subjects ranged from the weather to which camel to pick at the races.I heard Osama picked GWB to win....

:D :D :p :D

I'm under the impression that he was involved in the death of Abu Azzam a few days later.

I hear he's already started talking. We know the subjects of most of the high ranking al quaeda members' conversations with him. Subjects ranged from the weather to which camel to pick at the races.
So we know where they went on holiday?

Oh brilliant, after 4 years of the "war on terror", we have contrived to capture Osama's barber, thank the lord we have expended so much finance to capture a hairdresser. Incidentally, what on earth does Bush propose to prosecute the barber for, inciting terrorism or intent to kill?

Oh brilliant, after 4 years of the "war on terror", we have contrived to capture Osama's barber, thank the lord we have expended so much finance to capture a hairdresser. Incidentally, what on earth does Bush propose to prosecute the barber for, inciting terrorism or intent to kill?
Cutting hair without a license.

Cutting hair without a license.

Cutting terrorist hair without a licence, and brandishing lethal weapons.:p

*cheers*
Way to stick it to them, boys! Al Quaeda will be lost without their stylish hair!

(Linthiopia's current faith in America: -3.2)

It is big news. This guy was the top guy in charge of changing the appearance of many of the big terrorists. With luck he'll talk and we will be able to find out where his "clients" are and what they look like. He wasn't a peon, he hung with the "big boys" Hopefully we'll be able to put of these visicous killers of innocent Muslims in jail or to their deserving deaths.

Or more importantly: 'How does Osama keep his beard so soft and shiny?':confused:

I thought he was looking a little unkempt lately.

http://vikingphoenix.com/photos/911-2003/osama-bin-laden.jpg

A little frizzle in the beard there ... guess he hasn't been getting his cream rinse.

I thought he was looking a little unkempt lately.

http://vikingphoenix.com/photos/911-2003/osama-bin-laden.jpg

A little frizzle in the beard there ... guess he hasn't been getting his cream rinse.
wow you can read his palm off that picture. depending on where the lifeline really ends, hes either already dead or he is going to live to be a very old man.


he has a very strong fate line, a very strong intuition line, a head line that drifts off to eccentricity and a heart line that shows he holds his friends very closely.

wow you can read his palm off that picture. depending on where the lifeline really ends, hes either already dead or he is going to live to be a very old man.


he has a very strong fate line, a very strong intuition line, a head line that drifts off to eccentricity and a heart line that shows he holds his friends very closely.

Unfortunately, he is lifting his left hand. As every palmist knows, it is the dominant hand that you must read, and OBL is right handed. Therefore, your reading is irrelevant.

Oh brilliant, after 4 years of the "war on terror", we have contrived to capture Osama's barber, thank the lord we have expended so much finance to capture a hairdresser. Incidentally, what on earth does Bush propose to prosecute the barber for, inciting terrorism or intent to kill?

He wasn't Osama's barber and "barber" is only his nickname. His job was creating disgues and forging documents for terrorists in Iraq. That includes getting fake uniforms for those who break into schools and kill teachers. If we can take out the high brained scumbags who kill innocents on purpose the war against islamic fascisim will end the same as the war against facisism (world war ii)- in complete victory.

So if he was a guy from "AQ in Iraq", then what's he got to do with Osama?

I thought Zarqawi had taken his own route, killing Muslims despite Zawahiri telling him not to. Like he's taking the franchise to a whole new level.

That being said, Yay: They finally captured someone without killing him!

He wasn't Osama's barber and "barber" is only his nickname. His job was creating disgues and forging documents for terrorists in Iraq. That includes getting fake uniforms for those who break into schools and kill teachers. If we can take out the high brained scumbags who kill innocents on purpose the war against islamic fascisim will end the same as the war against facisism (world war ii)- in complete victory.

Why does someone always have to ruin the fun with boring old facts?

Yeesh!

*throws a pie at Catholis*

wow you can read his palm off that picture. depending on where the lifeline really ends, hes either already dead or he is going to live to be a very old man.


he has a very strong fate line, a very strong intuition line, a head line that drifts off to eccentricity and a heart line that shows he holds his friends very closely.
Excusing the fact the lifeline only tells the course of someone's life and not it's duration... I have this to say:

Looking at the pictures of Al Qaeda, I very much doubt they will miss him.

Unfortunately, he is lifting his left hand. As every palmist knows, it is the dominant hand that you must read, and OBL is right handed. Therefore, your reading is irrelevant.

Excusing the fact the lifeline only tells the course of someone's life and not it's duration... I have this to say:

Looking at the pictures of Al Qaeda, I very much doubt they will miss him.

now guys, theres no need to get superstitious about this.

i accept that it is his nondominant hand only because i notice he is wearing a watch on that hand.

if you look at the palms of each of your hands, youll see that they are substantially the same. the finer reading would require looking at the actual palm anyway.

the course of ones life INCLUDES its end. which, if it does actually end so suddenly means an early death. the trouble is that i cant tell if the subtle continuation is the line or the vein that runs through the palm in that same area.

We've caught their barber. Yep, that's right, Osama and his boys will have to suffer with long, unmanagable hippie-like hair from now on because we've captured their hair stylist.

http://reuters.myway.com/article/20051015/2005-10-15T114219Z_01_MOL542053_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-IRAQ-BARBER-DC.html
If all it takes to evade capture by the US is a shower and a shave then its a pretty sorry state of affairs.

Why does someone always have to ruin the fun with boring old facts?

Yeesh!

*throws a pie at Catholis*

Meh, he's only got 2 posts so far so we can probably ignore him until he gets to 200.:p