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Jack Thompson is, undisputably, the biggest asshole ever.

Teh_pantless_hero
17-10-2005, 20:39
If you havn't already heard, Jack Thompson, the law-suit wielding, anti-game lunatic (honestly, he makes lunatics look bad), made a call to all game developers - make a game based on his specifications, and he donates $10,000 to charity.

Well guess what? Some modders made the game and Thompson renigged, big surprise.
http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000743063662/

And besides the probably hundreds, if not more, articles that will be released this week tearing Thompson to shreds, the boys at Penny-Arcade made a donation in Thompson's name; which knowing Thompson, I assume he will try to sue them for.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10-17
Drunk commies deleted
17-10-2005, 20:43
Is this the moron who offered 10,000 to charity if someone would design a game where the player killed game designers and video game company executives?

Now he doesn't want to pay up? Maybe someone should sue him.
Melkor Unchained
17-10-2005, 20:46
Funny, I just clicked back over here from the PA site and saw this thread; I've been following this since PA mentioned it late last week. This guy is a nutcase.
Sierra BTHP
17-10-2005, 20:46
Wow, I'm glad to hear that someone else is the biggest asshole ever.
Teh_pantless_hero
17-10-2005, 20:47
Funny, I just clicked back over here from the PA site and saw this thread; I've been following this since PA mentioned it late last week. This guy is a nutcase.
VGCats had a run in with him alot longer ago, which was just today referenced on PA.
The Lone Alliance
17-10-2005, 20:50
Jack Thompson WAS PWNED.

Someone needs to sue his ass now. He lied.
UpwardThrust
17-10-2005, 20:51
Is this the moron who offered 10,000 to charity if someone would design a game where the player killed game designers and video game company executives?

Now he doesn't want to pay up? Maybe someone should sue him.
What surprizes me is he must have thought no one would do that

Hell I would deffinatly write a game like that ... it would be friggin awsome :)
Sierra BTHP
17-10-2005, 20:52
Now they need to mod the game again, but this time have

Jack Thompson - Catholic Pedophile Priest II

and have him wander all over the city, buggering boys and running from the police and news reporters.
Teh_pantless_hero
17-10-2005, 20:54
What surprizes me is he must have thought no one would do that

Hell I would deffinatly write a game like that ... it would be friggin awsome :)
They did make one, I think it is called Postal II. Well, I think you work at a game company, it really wasn't made clear.
Heron-Marked Warriors
17-10-2005, 20:56
Wow, I'm glad to hear that someone else is the biggest asshole ever.

Dammit. I wanted that joke.:p
Zexaland
18-10-2005, 10:21
http://jackthompsonowned.ytmnd.com/

Eat that, Thompson!!!
Zexaland
18-10-2005, 10:34
And another: http://uniteagainstthompson.ytmnsfw.com/
Sigma Octavus
18-10-2005, 10:45
I once sent Jack a three paragraph email with my viewpoint of what he was doing, this was back with the kid killing the cops and Jack blaming GTA:SA.

Unfortunately, I'm having difficulty with my internet right now, so I can't access where I have it kept.

His response to my well written critique went along the lines of,"Bla bla bla, I've recieved positive responses about bla bla bla. I suggest you seek professional help for your apparent mental deficit."

I don't remember the first part (it was some bullshit), but the second part sticks in my head. It is the foundation of my hate for Jack.

Yes, he is the biggest asshole ever.
Zexaland
18-10-2005, 10:56
I once sent Jack a three paragraph email with my viewpoint of what he was doing, this was back with the kid killing the cops and Jack blaming GTA:SA.

Unfortunately, I'm having difficulty with my internet right now, so I can't access where I have it kept.

His response to my well written critique went along the lines of,"Bla bla bla, I've recieved positive responses about bla bla bla. I suggest you seek professional help for your apparent mental deficit."

I don't remember the first part (it was some bullshit), but the second part sticks in my head. It is the foundation of my hate for Jack.

Yes, he is the biggest asshole ever.

I've been trawling the web and it turns out you're not alone. Gamers who have also e-mailed politely have been rudely told the same bull you have.
Harlesburg
18-10-2005, 11:19
Surely he would have enough money so why wouldnt he pay up?
Doujin
18-10-2005, 11:22
http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

Link of an email conversation between him and a 14 year old boy.
Uber Awesome
18-10-2005, 11:23
Nothing like fucktards getting pwned.
Zero Six Three
18-10-2005, 11:53
http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

Link of an email conversation between him and a 14 year old boy.
:D :D :D
I especially like the bit about gamers voting age.
Anarchic Conceptions
18-10-2005, 12:44
http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

Link of an email conversation between him and a 14 year old boy.

Anyone think that Thompson may be the first person to fail the Turing test?
Teh_pantless_hero
18-10-2005, 12:53
I've been trawling the web and it turns out you're not alone. Gamers who have also e-mailed politely have been rudely told the same bull you have.
Why do I now feel a tingling sensation urging me to email Jack Thompson and so I can get a rude reply and then harass him for it?

PS. I was close to correct, Thompson emailed Penny Arcade the compulsory threat which I assume was in response to them making a donation in his name.
Greater Valia
18-10-2005, 13:23
Well I thought I would chime in with yet another reason to hate Mr. Thompson!

"The Bible doesn't promote killing innocent people," Thompson said. "Grand Theft Auto does. Islam does. Islam promotes the killing of innocent people. The Quran requires the infidel, whether Jew or Christian, to be killed. … That's a core essence of the religion. … Muhammad was a pirate who killed infidels and who advocated the killing of infidels. Not a nice guy. Osama bin Laden is in keeping with his fine tradition."

Taken from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney))

Presented with the following information it would appear that in addtion to being a general asshole he is also a bigot! Excellent! :rolleyes:
Teh_pantless_hero
18-10-2005, 13:27
Wait, Muhammad was a pirate? Did he sail the seven sees in flowing robes making infidels walk the plank?
Greater Valia
18-10-2005, 13:28
Wait, Muhammad was a pirate? Did he sail the seven sees in flowing robes making infidels walk the plank?

Considering he lived in a desert I'd love to see his "pirate ship."
Teh_pantless_hero
19-10-2005, 01:44
I give it 24 hours, at most, before Jack Thompson attempts to file a lawsuit against Penny-Arcade for God knows what, I assume making him look like Jack Thompson, which should be an insult to anyone. He has already attempted to have them arrested for what I can only deduce is support of the game industry.

The urge to email this.. man.. is rising within me, I believe I should make a poll.
Zexaland
19-10-2005, 12:52
Considering he lived in a desert I'd love to see his "pirate ship."

Allah is great, arrrrrrrrrrr....