Newest Pic of Condi Rice -- Damn That's an Ugly Bitch!
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 20:48
I saw this on the BBC's website and I almost spit my Pepsi out, then said, "DAMN! That's an ugly bitch!"
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40911000/jpg/_40911320_parisafp203b.jpg
That looks like a bruise on her right cheek. I mean, I know some people have made jokes about Bush being her "massa," but have they literally been beating her at the White House?!
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 20:50
Wow, Chomskyrion, I have SO much more respect for you now!
Cannot think of a name
16-10-2005, 20:51
This isn't really neccisary, she's a public official not a spokesmodel. This really diminishes us (those opposed to the administration) and is embaracing. I wish you wouldn't, I wish you would stick to criticisms of substance.
This isn't really neccisary, she's a public official not a spokesmodel. This really diminishes us (those opposed to the administration) and is embaracing. I wish you wouldn't, I wish you would stick to criticisms of substance.
As embarassing as not being abel to speel?
That said, most of the criticism of Michael Moore by the right boils down to, "Gosh, who gives a fuck what a lardbucket like that has to say?" so claiming that Rice has a face like a pig's arse isn't really any more offensive or underhand.
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 20:57
This isn't really neccisary, she's a public official not a spokesmodel. This really diminishes us (those opposed to the administration) and is embaracing. I wish you wouldn't, I wish you would stick to criticisms of substance.
Not a spokesmodel? Are you kidding me?
Whenever the NAACP and the NOI denounce the Bush administration, she's the one that responds.
Condoleeza Rice is the reason why 2% of African-Americans approve of Bush.
Cannot think of a name
16-10-2005, 20:58
As embarassing as not being abel to speel?
You get a gold star...
http://www.moviemail-online.co.uk/graphics/gold_star.gif
That said, most of the criticism of Michael Moore by the right boils down to, "Gosh, who gives a fuck what a lardbucket like that has to say?" so claiming that Rice has a face like a pig's arse isn't really any more offensive or underhand.
I've never liked 'they started it' as an excuse nor do I aspire to be 'just as bad.'
Look at the thread below. It's nice to see liberals abusing neocons for looking like shit for a change.
New Sans
16-10-2005, 21:02
I saw this on the BBC's website and I almost spit my Pepsi out, then said, "DAMN! That's an ugly bitch!"
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40911000/jpg/_40911320_parisafp203b.jpg
That looks like a bruise on her right cheek. I mean, I know some people have made jokes about Bush being her "massa," but have they literally been beating her at the White House?!
Come to think of it is there anyone in united states politics that's a looker?
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 21:03
Look at the thread below. It's nice to see liberals abusing neocons for looking like shit for a change.
Hey.
If you look at the gash on Condi's cheek, I think we can all plainly see that it isn't Liberals who are doing the abusing.
Poor Condi...
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 21:04
Hey.
If you look at the gash on Condi's cheek, I think we can all plainly see that it isn't Liberals who are doing the abusing.
Poor Condi...
:rolleyes:
Come to think of it is there anyone in united states politics that's a looker?
I wouldn't kick the chimp's kids out of bed.
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 21:04
Come to think of it is there anyone in united states politics that's a looker?
I'd have sex with Ann Coulter.
And probably Nancy Pelosi.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-10-2005, 21:06
That said, most of the criticism of Michael Moore by the right boils down to, "Gosh, who gives a fuck what a lardbucket like that has to say?" so claiming that Rice has a face like a pig's arse isn't really any more offensive or underhand.
No, most of the criticism of Michael Moore boils down to the fact that his "documentaries" are a bunch of trash, and yet everyone takes him seriously. You try making one-liners based on the fact that someone is a political hack, "Boy, that Michael Moore sure has view points that are divergent with reality." Just doesn't have the same zing to it as a faux news story about spontaneous black holes, does it?
On the other, hand, taking a picture and making some racist/sexist comments is definitively subpar for any would-be comedian. Maybe this would have been funny a few decades ago, but now I doubt that it could shock or amuse anyone.
I'd have sex with Ann Coulter.
I wouldn't. Jesus wept, can you imagine the pillow talk? You'd probably have to strangle the sow to shut her up.
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 21:06
I declare this thread stupid.
No, most of the criticism of Michael Moore boils down to the fact that his "documentaries" are a bunch of trash, and yet everyone takes him seriously. You try making one-liners based on the fact that someone is a political hack, "Boy, that Michael Moore sure has view points that are divergent with reality." Just doesn't have the same zing to it as a faux news story about spontaneous black holes, does it?
On the other, hand, taking a picture and making some racist/sexist comments is definitively subpar for any would-be comedian. Maybe this would have been funny a few decades ago, but now I doubt that it could shock or amuse anyone.
I have no argument that Michael Moore is to fact checking what Christopher Reeve was to tap dancing, but most of the criticism from neocons doesn't touch that (possibly because they're equally inclined to invent facts to suit their own purposes) and instead makes great play of him being a fat, scruffy slob.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-10-2005, 21:08
I declare this thread stupid.
I second that motion and move that this committe make a formal declaration against this thread's intellectual capacity.
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 21:09
For some reason I am reminded of President Shrub.
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 21:12
I wouldn't. Jesus wept, can you imagine the pillow talk? You'd probably have to strangle the sow to shut her up.
Not if she's handcuffed to the bed.
I second that motion and move that this committe make a formal declaration against this thread's intellectual capacity.
Did you declare the "Moore implodes" thread stupid as well, or are you just bitching about stupid ranting by liberals and leaviung the stupid neocon ranting be?
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 21:15
Did you declare the "Moore implodes" thread stupid as well, or are you just bitching about stupid ranting by liberals and leaviung the stupid neocon ranting be?
I also move to strike that post from the record.
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 21:16
Come to think of it is there anyone in united states politics that's a looker?
Can you think of ANYONE in politics internationally that's a looker? There was that Italian porn acress but even she was a dog. If I'd rented one of her vids I'd demand a refund and a bottle of viagra!
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 21:18
Can you think of ANYONE in politics internationally that's a looker? There was that Italian porn acress but even she was a dog. If I'd rented one of her vids I'd demand a refund and a bottle of viagra!
Barbara Boxer is alright in a certain way.
Not if she's handcuffed to the bed.
That wouldn't shut her up, though. I suppose you could gag her...
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 21:19
Hey, come on guys. You mean to tell me that there's no girls here who would have sex with the Governator of Kalifonia?
Ouch, my eyes. Massa needs a new slave.
Super-power
16-10-2005, 21:21
She looks liberetarded!
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 21:22
Barbara Boxer is alright in a certain way.
LEmme think: Boxer or internet porn, Boxer or internet porn Hmmmm. Time for a web search!
Swimmingpool
16-10-2005, 21:23
I declare this thread to be shit.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-10-2005, 21:23
Did you declare the "Moore implodes" thread stupid as well, or are you just bitching about stupid ranting by liberals and leaviung the stupid neocon ranting be?
There is a difference betwixt an excerise in low wit and an excercise in blatant ignorance. The difference, dearest child, is the amount of thought put into the excercise, and the development upon the theme.
Now, were this a century ago, mayhaps my monocole would have been dislodged by this posters comments, as it is the 21st century, he fails to present anything other than "shock humor" which has lost all hint of shock and, thus, all hint of humor.
Hey, come on guys. You mean to tell me that there's no girls here who would have sex with the Governator of Kalifonia?
They'd probably set his dicky ticker off if they did.
Antikythera
16-10-2005, 21:28
whats up with people being obsessed with looks? and that to be famous and popular and successful you have to be good looking?
They'd probably set his dicky ticker off if they did.
Arnold (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/arnoldcoming.wmv).
I declare this thread to be shit.
Your declaration is nullified.
Arnold (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/arnoldcoming.wmv).
I don't want to see that. I don't even want to think about that.
*shudders and gets a stiff drink*
There is a difference betwixt an excerise in low wit and an excercise in blatant ignorance. The difference, dearest child, is the amount of thought put into the excercise, and the development upon the theme.
Wrong. In this case the difference seems to be a number of people who should know better feel that low humour is only acceptable when applied to people they don't approve of.
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 21:52
Wrong. In this case the difference seems to be a number of people who should know better feel that low humour is only acceptable when applied to people they don't approve of.
The other thread was stupid, well made-up, but utterly stupid, this thread is pure and simply inflammatory.
The other thread was stupid, well made-up, but utterly stupid, this thread is pure and simply inflammatory.
I don't see why some fuckwit making slightly more effort with their inflammatory bullshit is any grounds for distinction. It's still imflammatory bullshit.
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 22:07
I don't see why some fuckwit making slightly more effort with their inflammatory bullshit is any grounds for distinction. It's still imflammatory bullshit.
It's a matter of talent and class. If Trey Parker wrote a script that said, "Huh Huh Kim Jong Ill talks funny." and left it at that lacking any creativity or humorous innuendo Team America would'nt have been as funny.
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 22:10
I don't see why some fuckwit making slightly more effort with their inflammatory bullshit is any grounds for distinction. It's still imflammatory bullshit.
Making an excessively long, made-up story that was just a guise for a really bad Michael Moore-is-fat joke is far above a post with no other substance than the title: "Condi Rice is an ugly bitch."
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 22:11
I don't see why some fuckwit making slightly more effort with their inflammatory bullshit is any grounds for distinction. It's still imflammatory bullshit.
I didn't realize that calling politicians ugly was inflammatory. It certainly can't be any worse than calling them stupid.
Are you a politician?
Chomskyrion
16-10-2005, 22:18
Making an excessively long, made-up story that was just a guise for a really bad Michael Moore-is-fat joke is far above a post with no other substance than the title: "Condi Rice is an ugly bitch."
You see, there are three different types of people. There are dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much - Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that.
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 22:23
You see, there are three different types of people. There are dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much - Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that.
You bore me.
Making an excessively long, made-up story that was just a guise for a really bad Michael Moore-is-fat joke is far above a post with no other substance than the title: "Condi Rice is an ugly bitch."
I disagree. "Condi Rice is ugly" isn't any less valid a point than "Michael Moore is lardy". And there is added substance in the reference to Bush's approach to race relations, which is nothing if not germane after New Orleans got wiped off the map.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-10-2005, 22:32
I disagree. "Condi Rice is ugly" isn't any less valid a point than "Michael Moore is lardy". And there is added substance in the reference to Bush's approach to race relations, which is nothing if not germane after New Orleans got wiped off the map.
Actually, I think that the "reference to Bush's approach to race relations" shows more about the people making the reference. Got some issues with seeing a black woman with more power than you Chomskydrawers?
Its okay, ignorance is "in" these days, it seems.
(I suppose that saying "Clinton fucks fat chicks" is also an erudite take on the most recent ex-President's policy regarding women?)
Actually, I think that the "reference to Bush's approach to race relations" shows more about the people making the reference. Got some issues with seeing a black woman with more power than you Chomskydrawers?
Its okay, ignorance is "in" these days, it seems.
(I suppose that saying "Clinton fucks fat chicks" is also an erudite take on the most recent ex-President's policy regarding women?)
It's about as far as a lot of neocons seem willing to go in discussing Clinton. I don't see how taking advantage of interns is any worse than providing Haliburton with fat government contracts that could be filled cheaper elsewhere or starting a war under false pretences, but then I'm neither an American nor a Republican.
I don't have any issues with black women. This is why I find drowning them and their menfolk rather than doing a half decent job of evacuating New Orleans seems a bit out of order. Kanye West seems to have been right on the money there.
*snip* Kanye West seems to have been right on the money there.
Kanye West is an ignorant dumbass who believes racism is in everyone and everything.
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 23:15
Kanye West is an ignorant dumbass who believes racism is in everyone and everything.
Kayne West is a sharp businessman who's ready to market to millions of consumers who are ignorant dumbassess who beleive that racism is in everyone and everything;)
Kanye West is an ignorant dumbass who believes racism is in everyone and everything.
So he's entirely wrong that Bush didn't give a flying fuck about those who couldn't afford to get out of New Orleans in a hurry?
Kayne West is a sharp businessman who's ready to market to millions of consumers who are ignorant dumbassess who beleive that racism is in everyone and everything;)
Possible, but unlikely. I was searching for other instances of Kanye being an idiot, and I came across this (http://kanyewestdumbass.ytmnd.com/). Turn your volume up. :D